Epic B-day art drawn by Adriana, you the (wo) man adri!

Hiyas! im Bolt the Wolf (obviously) He is also one of my ocs. For more info on my Ocs look below.

To avoid confusion my real name is Jake, but call me Bolt if ya like!(my name is NOT short for Jacob, it really pisses me off if im called that)

Age: As I believe this would Bias peoples opinion of me, I am not going to state it.

Location: The cold boring Wisconsin

Hobbys:Reading,Tv,video games,Writing/reading fanfics. Im also in karate and like to run

Current Karate Belt: 1st degree Black Belt

Eye color: A steely blue-gray

Hair-Light brown

Height:Getting taller! HELLZ YEAH. unfortunatly im very lanky.

Theme song: Mental Health/ Im The Bomb

Bolt's friends(not in any order):

Inudemon02: A quirky but nonetheless fun person to talk too.

Chaosshay: Real cool person.

Shadowroxmysox3: More fun then an exploding barrel of monkeys

Demon the Wolf: Chaosshay's cousin, calls me his Bro

Super Dragon: A funny guy and great to talk too.

MakitoXnamekaze: We are on the same Rp forum, and his personality is similar to my own. =D

Brice Smudar: Just plain awesome guy. Real down to earth

Bakuda: he let me into one of his tournaments, and we go on the same forum. My mate from australia!

Quotes ive found:

Peace through superior firepower,

When life gives you lemons, Chuck even more back at life.

When life gives you lemons, Throw them back at life and say "I demand chocolate!"

When life gives you lemons, Demand to know where the lemons came from.

"I wish my mouth was bigger!" Mantis from Kung-Fu Panda

"Skidoosh" Po from Kung-Fu Panda

"Well if it didnt suck so much... Maybe" Me commenting on a movie

"Do you even know how to kill me?" "Im going to start by cutting your head off, see if that works" X-Men Origins: Wolverine

"The world will look up and shout Save us, and i will whisper... No..." Watchmen

"Im gonna kill you all kinds a dead" The Spirit

"Its the fuzz, RUN!!" Me when the Teachers come in school

"What are you going to do, sit on me?" "Dont tempt me!" Kung-Fu Panda

"All i can think about is Fire, Death, and destruction! I need a chocolate milk!" Me after a few minutes with my family.

"Were in a stone cave trapped in a titanium box surrounded by an electrical forcefield. Naw, something cant be up!" Bolt

Chuck Norris doesn't know where you live; he knows where you die." Found on Brice Smudars profile.

"Chuck Norris doesn't leave messages; he leaves WARNINGS!"

"Chuck Norris invented cheeseburgers by throwing a cow at a chain-link fence" Both of these were found on Brice Smudars profile.

"The one thing that brings all of mankind together is evil."
-Archimedes

"Cowards will die many times before the end of their lives. The brave die only once."

-Julius Caesar

"I know not the weapons World War III shall be fought with, but I know World War IV will be a war fought with clubs and stones."

-Albert Eistein. (if you dont know, he means that we will utterly destroy ourselves to a point that if we still exist, we will be brought back to the cavemen era)

“In unsettled times like these, when world cultures, countries and religions are facing off in violent confrontations, we could benefit from the reminder that storytelling is common to all civilizations. Whether in the form of a sprawling epic or a pointed ballad, the story is our most ancient method of making sense out of experience and of preserving the past.”

~William Collins

"I spy with my little eye something begging with the word gay clown" Yami- Yugioh the Abridged Series.

"Your plot twist pales in comparison to mine, how can you hope to defeat a movie franchise that earns over a hundred million a year?"

"I see, then the only way to defeat you is to spoil every plot twist in existance, thereby ridding the general public of any desire to see your convoluted mess of a movie series!"

"You wouldnt Dare!"

"wanna bet?"

deep intake of breath "Snape kills Du-" (Many movie Spoilers later, in Adult Swim letters) "Nicole kidman is a ghost and rosebud is the sled! ~Yami and Arcana, Yugioh the Abridged series (its the one where there pretty much copying saw)

“The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic side of truth, wisdom, is dying out.” ~Walter Benjamin

“Six billion of us walking the planet, six billion smaller worlds on the bigger one. Shoe salesmen and short-order cooks who look boring from the outside - some have weirder lives than you. Six billion stories, every one an epic, full of tragedy and triumph, good and evil, despair and hope. You and me - we aren't so special, bro.” ~Dean Koontz

“The epic implications of being human end in more than this: We start our lives as if they were momentous stories, with a beginning, a middle and an appropriate end, only to find that they are mostly middles.” ~Anatole Broyard

"It's like god took our picture... before he kills us." Lu-anne from king of the hill

"Shut up Mokuba"~Just about anyone from Yugioh the abridged series

"Come on Mokuba, lets go get you that pet tarantula"

"You mean rabbit right?"

"You are getting a tarantula and you are going to like it." ~ Mokuba and Kaiba from Yugioh the Abridged Series

"Big Bro, Your kind of like the anime version of Scrouge McDuck, only much less fluffy."

"... I know." ~Mokuba and Kaiba, Abridged series

"I like burning things! ... Is that so wrong?!" Me when i was tossing stuff into a fire.

"CAPTAIN PLANET!!" Captain Planet Robot Chicken

"Respect the environment, or ill f'ing kill you! CAPTAIN PLANET!!" Captain Planet, Robot Chicken

"You say that like you expect me to make sense." ~ Me

"DANCE PUPPETS DANCE!" ~Me

My O.C's

Name and Species:Bolt the Wolf(leader in any competions they might enter)

Age:16

Description:a wolf with Neon green fur and white gloves though his claws stick out of the end if he has them out. Has white boots with red/black stripes up the sides,cloths look kinda like that of Wolf O Donell's from super smash brothers brawl. if you dont know what that looks like its a vest with horizontal stripes seperating little segments of it, with spikes on the shoulders and across the top of the back. his armour is red with white instead of black and blue

Team Name: Team Fearless(for competitions)

Personality:A daredevil and not afraid of anything(has one secret fear but wont tell anyone) he is a kind person who would like to see other people happy. He acts incredibly weird to the point where he comes off as insane, but if asked why he is doing something, will often have a very complicated reason for doing so. A little thing I took from Bakuda (Read his stories, they're great) that describes him really well, Responsible Insanity.

Crush:Ren Swanson

Fighting Style/Weapons:He has a small silver tube that can turn into and electric sword, staff, or scythe when he is in demon form. Likes to keep moving and jump around a lot, jumping off of stuff(literally "bouncing off the walls" anyone?) and use his electric powers. because he has no real plan he improvises moves making him hard to anticipate.

Abilitys: Chaos control, Chaos Bomb, Chaos shield, Chaos Manipulate. (he hardly ever uses Chaos powers, he doesnt consider them fun.) , Can control electricity at a whim. Shocking him does nothing but reenergize him. he converts all electricity into energy or transfers it to something else. He can put it into his punches, kicks, or just use it to make him shocking to the touch.

Mental Problems: Bolt has 3 consciousnesses inside his head, one is the normal one which the personality section describes. The others consist of what can only be described as an Angel, and Demon. The Angel constantly tries to convince Bolt to do good things, you would think that's alright, Right? WRONG. It can want to help so much, it would end up doing more harm than good. The Demon is best described as "wanting to see the whole world burned to a ground littered with bodies" he wants to kill or destroy just about anything in sight, and tries to force Bolt to do so.

Other stuff: As the two other consciousnesses constantly try to get him to do something, it drives him to be close to insane. The reason he is constantly doing something crazy is that an adrenaline rush helps to keep them at bay. The lighting shards in fact, do not contain any power whatsoever. All of Bolt's power is split up among the minds, the lighting shard first enhances his own, then draws from the angel, who almost never manifests itself physically, and finally the Demon, Demon Bolt uses this opportunity to take control of Bolt's body for his own purposes. This can also come from great stress or pain. Bolt will occasionally talk to the minds, but not normally.

Quote: Did you really think (insert whatever they used) could get rid of me?!

Theme Song: Reach for the Sky And or The Fixer by Pearl Jam.

The Unknown Soldier (Mind afflicted)

Long Way Down (Sad)

Name and Species:Zoe the Ferret

Age:15

Description: Has alternating black and white stripes face is white but the top and her ears are black.(tip of tail is white)Doesnt wear gloves and either wears sandals or tennis shoes Wears either a simple black dress or a white t-shirt with jeans

Board Name: Black Dawn

Team Name: Team Fearless

Personality: Happy and outgoing. She likes to be a part of everything going on and know about it. Will often end up as the voice of reason if Rick isnt present.

Other information:She knows a lot about Chaos powers and teaches Bolt but cannot use them

Abilitys: Invisibility, Gliding, Climbing, Bristle(shoots out needles from her fur she will often brush herself after this because it makes her fur stick up) and knows numerous karate moves.

Fighting style:She likes to stay invisible for awhile to see her opponents moves to make a stratigy then come in.

Quote:Dont underestimate me!

Theme Song: Lift

Name and Species: Rick the Dragon

Age: 18

Description: Looks a lot like vector but is slightly larger and is jet black. his snout is also not flat. doesnt wear gloves or shoes because he doesnt like how they feel on his scales, wears a white sleeveless shirt with holes in the back for his wings and black pants

Board Name: Dragon Fyre

Abilitys: Fire breath, flight, Strength. Blazing punches/kicks.

Team Name:Team Fearless

Personality:Looks Big and menacing but is very nice and a softy. Dont let his personality make you think he isn't Mighty!

Other information: Is protective of Zoe but likes her in a big brother kind of way. There isn't much to rick just don't make him mad!(DONT DO IT MAN!!)

Quote: Do you want to get hurt?

Theme Song: Headstrong

Name: Ren Swanson

Species:Cat

Age:14

Description: A beige cat that looks like blaze but has a different outfit, She wears a dress similar in design to Amy's but it is light blue instead of red. wears shoes like amy's but they are plain black. white gloves

Personality: Her parents died and nobody took her in because of her "Talents" thus making her incredibly shy. She prefers to meet new people only if introduced by her friends. She tries to help all she can. She doesn't like seeing other people stressed out, and tries to comfort them.

Abilitys: Tornado, Gale, Slicing Gust , just about anything to do with the wind Also knows some fighting moves due to her gang time.

Fighting style: Likes to keep her distance and use her wind powers, is against fighting but will do so if necessary.

Quote: Ill do what i can

Other info: Use to be in a gang but managed to run away.

Theme Song: Long Way Down (The same as Bolt's sad song because it's sort of a romance song between them)

Name:Marl

Species:Fox

Age:not known, best guess is around 15+

Description:An ash gray fox that is slightly shorter than the Tails from SonicX. He wears a hooded cloak that is a mix of gray, brown, and green.His pants are the same color. If he is wearing a shirt underneath it would be brown or any other earthy color. tight black gloves and army boots.

Personality: Outwardly cold most of the time, doesnt talk excessivly. Once you get to know him he becomes nicer, not by a ton, but nicer. He tries to prevent harm coming to people if he can help it. He will often try to be alone, and drive people off, but actually inside would like company but doesnt think he deserves it. He is automatically offput by anyone with fire-type powers, because it reminds him of his village burning to the ground.

Abilitys: Only one Chaos ability, chaos arrow which is a homing arrow the color of whatever emerald he has. If he gets all 7 emeralds his bow transforms into the celestial bow and it shoots celestian arrows, which are almost faster than the eye can see and deadly,silver armor trimmed with gold forms on him, and a blue cape comes out. Great at climbing. He can do what he calls 'influencing nature' and control plants to a certain degree, usually just using this to sense whenever anybody is close.

Fighting style/weapons: Has a longbow with many diffrent kinds of arrows(explosive, fire, ice, ect.) though he can use any ranged weapon. Has two daggers for close combat, a small throwinig type one, and a large heavy one. Likes to stay in hiding for as long as possible shooting arrows until he is either found, or the arrows arent doing enough, then he goes in with his daggers. Since he is small he is agile so he rolls and jumps a lot. Will set traps if necessary and is good with them

Quote: "You'll find I am no ordinary archer."

Other info:Village he lived in was destroyed by something he cant remember. That's why he's so cold. If you call him short. Your going to be on the ground in a lot of pain.

Theme Song:Normal: You Know My Name, or alternatively, The Unknown Soldier (The reason that its the same as Bolt's, is because the song fits them both very well.)

Angry: Crash (not the same as Kayla's), Fight without Honor or Humanity.

Sad/Determined: Die Another Day

All 3 of the Oc's below belong to team Dawn Edge, (Quake is power, Apollo is speed, and Kayla is flight) this is also the name of their ship. Heres a picture (not drawn by me): http:///ds/image/article/874/874179/infinite-line-20080515104811368.jpg (without the lipstick mark... duh)

Name: Kayla the Wolf

Species:Wolf

Age:16

Board: Star Surfer (flight)

Description: A blue wolf that wears slim silver armor (think master chief ish) with , one red and one blue glove. Dark green eyes.

Personality: The "rough and ready" type, although when she enters a fight she gets very cold and untalkative, almost cruel. The only things that makes her really mad outside of a fight is someone bad mouthing her ship, or being called an alien, she absolutely bottom line HATES to be called that, for it makes her feel like some sort of freak outcast.

Abilitys: Can use lighting shards the same way Bolt does. Chaos Control, Slight ice and fire control (red glove=fire, blue glove=ice) Flames of Chaos. Flames of Chaos is where she mixes the base element of Fire and Ice together with raw chaos energy, thus making a fast spreading fire that encases all it burns in steel hard ice that burns to the touch like an inferno.

Fighting style/weapons: Has one pistol she keeps in the back of her belt. Likes to keep at close combat, if she isnt close she covers her advance with pistol shots and the occasional elemental attack. Good at hand to hand combat and infuses her right punches with fire, and encases her left in a spearhead of ice.

Quote: Shit the ship!

Other info: She is Bolts sister, but doesnt know it (yeah, ill get to that eventually) When she uses Flames of Chaos, takes 3 lighting shards, or goes through massive stess/pain she turns demonic just like Bolt does, but hers is much more violent and destructive and is surrounded by an aura of Flames of Chaos (not chaos fire, Flames of Chaos) The only person to try and snap her out and live is Quake.

Theme Song: Crash (papa roach) (FINALLY figured one out for her!)

(Demon) Animal I have Become

(Sad) Who I am Hates Who I've been.

Name: Quake the Rover

Species:Alien-Mouse

Age:16 (in earth/mobian years)

Board: Flames of Life (strength)

Description: Quake is 3 inches tall. A white mouse wearing a red Gi with black trim around the edges and a black circle in the middle. No gloves or boots.

Personality: A very loyal and kind person, and is both Kayla and Apollo's voice of reason (keeping Kayla's anger in check, and Apollo's overall lack of thought). Absolutely will not abide anyone harming Kayla or Apollo, and will almost certainly fight them ferociously. Has a strong sense of honor and pride (so dont try to pick him up without permission)

Abilities: Power to grow to a normal height (about Sonic's size) for limited periods of time before it drains his energy. Has what he calls "Chi energy" which is similar to chaos, and is a diffrent form of energy given off by all things, he channels it in the form of what looks to be Silver fire, it doesnt burn unless he wishes it to, and can be used to enhance physical attacks, be fired as a projectile, or be used to cushion blows. Quake comes from an ungodly high gravity world, and as such is gifted with immense strength. (steel wall? you wish)

Fighting style/weapons: Fights with a self developed style of karate, which involves him rapidly changing sizes to use aerial blows from all angles and slams. He will use his Chi until it uses to much strength, same goes with him changing size.

Quote: Size is of no difference to me.

Other info: Just as there is positive Chi, there is negative Chi. though powerful, it drains much of his strength to control without hurting everybody as it has explosive results depending on the amount used. It is a disease that he can grow, that is why it takes away his strength. He does not consider himself small, he considers everybody else giant, thus he doesn't care if he is called short, he just says back "I am not short, your just way to tall."

Chi reacts very negativly when Chaos Energy is exposed to it, making a very large explosion, and causing the chaos emerald to emit several chaos blasts.

Theme Song: (Fighting) Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting

(Normal) Take Me Away by Globus

Name: Apollo Startrail

Species: Alien- Cat

Age:18 (Earth/mobian years, a little bit older on his own planet)

Board: Gourmet Blade (Speed)

Description: An orange stripped cat that wears light leather (though since its from an alien animal, its as strong as bronze) armor, a brown tricorn hat and large black boots with a red rim.

Personality:Despite being the oldest of the group, he is goofy and unserious. Apollo is a glutton, he absolutely loves food and stuffs his face whenever possible. Despite these personality flaws he is a dangerous and perilous beast. Apollo is the kind of guy that would walk through a minefield tripping and stumbling, yet still make it to the other side mostly unharmed and having fun the entire way. He is very chivalrous

Abilities: Superhuman speeds albeit in very short bursts (ideal for making it to the food first, or dodging around someone.) and incredibly durable, hardly minding pain (he can feel it, he just doesn't care that much) even if it cripples some part of him he would continue having fun.

Fighting style/weapons: Wields a long rapier with the skill of an interplanetary master.

Quote: Where's the food at chaps?

Other info:He is practically immune to fear and would be one of the people to dash headlong into danger without a care in his head, besides maybe what's for dinner. He talks with a slight british accent (among others) and mannerisms, but has absolutely no idea what British, or any other word a person might use to describe him talking means. Calls food "vittles" most of the time. Almost always treats another person who wields a swords well, thinking them brothers

Theme Song:Life is a Highway and Warriors of the World

These two are villains... well, kinda.

Name: None, is referred to as Freak.

Species: Weasel

Age: about 34

Description: A black weasel with streaks of grey and red through his fur in a random fashion. Wears a white trench-coat ending in points (not sharp) instead of a flat bottom. underneath is a somewhat torn, undone straightjacket and dirt coated jeans. has normal sneakers. Orange eyes. wacky yet malicious smile

Personality:a psychopath, a murderer, a genius. Uses his great knowledge in malicious and evil ways, believes the world exists to be studied and will kill anybody for seemingly no reason other than "research" or will take them prisoner. Has no qualms about killing in any way. he seems like this would make his overall mood bad, but he appears moderately happy, with that smile gleaming as he kills. Once he gets an idea into his head, he will almost always follow through with it, from something as simple to getting ice cream, to blowing up an office building.

Fighting Style/Weapons:Around his belt is an tightly bound loop of rope hidden underneath his trench. at the end of it is a large black sickle with a white edge. Besides that, he carries posion in little pockets in his coat, and one medium dark gold sword with 3 jagged blades coming out of a skull hilt. uses his sickle first, throwing it out, pulling it back, using the rope, using it close combat. Uses the sword last. The sickle cannot be taken out of him, as it is actually fused to him as an organic part. It would be like trying to tear the tusks off a Rancour (Star Wars) by hand.

Ability's: Appears not to feel pain, not like Apollo, who feels it yet ignores it, he was experimented on as a child by his father, during one gone wrong, he was electrocuted so thoroughly that his nerve endings were burned off, so he cant feel almost any pain, or pleasure (adding to his insanity. He also lacks the ability to taste anything) If one of his limbs was cut off, he would look at it and say "Oh dear..." and pull out on of his shots, which regrows any limb but the head. Great speed and moderate strength, only himself can use the sickle, as he implanted it into his waist. he can remove it, but only for a short while before it starts bleeding. The sword gives anyone but himself (due to his immunity to almost any toxic substance) a strong and painful paralysis poison. He only carries 2 of the regrowing shots at any given time, and the new limb is often very stiff for a long period of time.

Quote: "Oh, you are a fiesty little subject arent you? Looks like i will have to break you of that."

Theme Song: Price to Play or I Dont Wanna Stop by Ozzy Osbourne. (Fear the oz)

Manipulating: Let Me Hear You Scream- Ozzy

Still Alive (Yes, from Portal, Think about it. You know it fits. He always comes out alive, somehow. )

Name: Shroud

Species: Raccoon

Gender: Female

Looks like: a yellowish raccoon with grey eyes and orange stripes on her tail. wheres a simple black kimono with white trim, though it is in the style of a T-shirt and pants, as they fit tight. no shoes

Personality: It is as if she has no personality at all, its not that she doesn't care, she just doesn't show it and talks emotionlessly. Cares only for Freak, though not in a relationship, but as more of a watcher to make sure he doesnt go too out of hand.

Abilities: Ability to slow down time in her own vision, making her seem to have incredibly fast reflexes, as well as moderate hand to hand combat and a weaker version of Freaks tri sword on his own request, a dagger. same color, same function, except the paralisis is much weaker.

Other Info: As she see's things slowed down and has had lots of time to think about things, she finds most people exceedingly simple. The reason she hangs around Freak is that due to his psychopathic nature, and lust to study all, he is one of the only interesting people she knows.

Quote: "What are your orders sir?"

Theme Song: Dance with the Devil (because of how she stays with Freak)

This ones sorta neutral, to see his intro, lookit 'Angels and Demons' specifically chapter 7.

Name/Species: Ssilas (pronounced silas.) Emman, genetic amalgalm of reptiles.

Age: Its not clear anymore, he was a 6 year old human, and his body doesnt really age. (He will die of old age, he just doesnt show signs of aging)

Description: Ssilas is a tall (About 7'1) broad shouldered red lizard. His chest is bare, and a lighter shade of red that just quite isnt pink. Long enough to be used as a weapon jet black claws grow out of his feet and hands, as well as a long thin green spike that protrudes out of the back of his thighs, elbows, and the top of his head. The only article of clothing he normally wears is a pair of brown pants that have been cut off at the knees.

Personality: Though he takes on a myriad of different ones, his actually personality is a very quiet one. Since he knows very little about himself, and the only bits he gets are those most likely twisted from Freak, and he's knows that they are. So he questions just about every aspect of himself. He is very friendly around children (See how he's made in angels and demons to know exactly why) even though he doesnt get why himself. It is hard to get him to start talking about anything, and even when he does it usually isnt for very long.

Abilities: Ssilas can shapeshift into any person, on one condition, he must first kill them and 'consume' them. (He absorbs all of there matter into himself, and this adds to his repitoire of people) He has honed this ability into changing his body into different shapes, such as armored plates to protect himself, or large serrated claws for hands. Later on, when he consumed an enormous amount of people, he gained the power to change the matter around him, as long as he is in contact or very close to it.

Fighting Style/Weapons: No weapons besides the ones he shapes himself into. He is more of a direct fighter, relentlessly beating down his opponents. If this fails to work, he becomes more careful, trying different bio weapons until he finds one that works, or using the envoirnment around him.

Other Info: He holds a bitter vendetta against Bolt, knowing that somehow, somewhere, he annihalted everyone he knew and made him have to become the monster he is. On the flipside, he also knows that Marl rescued him, and admires him for that. Ssilas' personal mission is to hunt down anyone who might know something about his family and past. And will kill those who stand in his way.

Quote: "Nothing will protect you from me, not men, not weapons, not armor!"

Theme Song: Hunting someone down: All Nightmare Long- Mettalica

With Freak: Master of Puppets

Universal Theme so knowsng for any of my Oc's in Super Form (or their version of it) "Unbreakable"

My couples (I do not hate or love any, these are just what i think is right)Sonic/Amy: Face it, they were always ment to be and its original.

Knuckles/Rouge: Opposites attract and its obvious. Plus Rouge is the chip in Knuckles armor that makes him the tough loner.

Silver/Blaze: I didnt play Sonic next gen but these two seem to be good together.

Shadow/Tikal: Tikal is the pacifist that doesnt want to hurt anybody, Shadow has always been alone and had inner turmoil, he would be like her protecter. She would like calm him down and stuff like that. It works ok!

My Top 5 Sonic characters and why

1. Sonic: What can i say? im old school. Sonic embodies the freedom I myself wish i had, and his adventurous nature appeals to me. People say he's to cocky, and takes his friends for granted. I say, that makes him more realistic, he fights well, knows it, so he gets a little cocky, we all do. And dont we all occasionally take our friends for granted, but he always regrets it.

2. Knuckles: Knuckles is like myself, he wants to be left alone, but would enjoy some company even if he tries to tell himself otherwise. Come on, everybody he knows died in the chaos tradgedy, and he doesnt even fully comprehend his own existance.

3.Tails. Most people only see him as 'OMG FUZZY!!' i see a slightly tortured soul, longing for family. I felt sad Cosmo died, she and him were great for eachother, despite the whole "plantxanimal" ordeal.

4.Shadow. Created for reasons he never quite understood, only person he ever really attached too died. Constantly trying to be used by people. Sad man... sad.

5. A tie between Omega and Silver: Omegas the cool robot that defied Eggman and rallied against him, I never got to play Sonic Next Gen, but from what i heard he had to live through a world of fire and pain, and when he finally resolved it, his constant companion had to sacrafice herself.

MY STORY IDEAS!

Marl the Mercenary: Join Marl as he recieves a mysterious job from an even more mysterious person. the reward... His past, and he's going to have to go through hell to get it.

Godspeed: Only Cannon, When Amy forces Sonic to take her along while he investigates a lab explosion, a parasite takes her over, making her stronger, but not in control of herself. Sonic will have to choose, Amy, or the saftey of the planet.

Angels and Demons: Bolt's other sides have been advancing more and more lately, and the attack by an angry alien warlord isnt helping much. Can he keep control of his own head, all the while trying to save the world? IN PRODUCTION NOW

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Here are the rules I live by! (the eight I'd Really Rather You Didn't's)

1. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like a Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject.

2. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don't Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.

3. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This In Your Thick Heads: Woman = Person. Man = Person. Samey = Samey. One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We're Talking About Fashion And I'm Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal and Fuchsia.

4. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go Fuck Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off the TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.

5. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The Bitches

6. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build Multimillion-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick):
(a) Ending Poverty
(B) Curing Diseases
(C) Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable
I Might be a Complex-Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM the Creator.

7. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?

8. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot Of Leather/Lubricant/Las Vegas. If The Other Person Is Into It, However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear a CONDOM! Honestly, It's A Piece Of Rubber. If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did IT I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.

If you a Pastafarian and PROUD! Copy and paste the above to your profile. (As well as this)

If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl/Boy drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

I found this on another account.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)And also, whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Dont leave me just yet! If you've read everything here, heres a cookie and one more copy/paste!

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, copy/paste this into your profile.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.