Whoot! This is Rae, back in action! That's right people, I'm back for stories and more! Muahahahahahaaa! I'm updating too. I have unfortunately found out that AP classes give you no time for yourself. gah! It was horrible! But I'm back! And for my senior year in high school, I will update all I can while searching for colleges! LOL!

Fave TV- Doctor Who, Eureka, Warehouse 13, Alphas, Necessary Roughness, Franklin and Bash, Supernatural, Charmed, The Mentalist, Psych, and Hawaii 5-O

Fave Movies- Harry Potter!!!, anything with Karl Urban in it!(Priest, Star Trek, Doom, Red), Green Lantern, Final Destination, and Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Fave Animes-FullMetal Alchemist, Itsuwaribito, Id, Prince 1/2, Blue Exorcist, Pokemon, Final Fantasy VII, and Slap party!

Notes and Quotes

I only write for three people. Me, myself, and I.

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'

I am free of prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)

If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?

"There are three types of perverts in the world: the 'In the closet' pervert, the 'out of the closet' pervert, and the 'What Closet?' pervert I consider myself to be the third choice." PDT

"I heard that 'Yowie' is also a type of Austalian chocolate" PDT "Seriously!? AWSOME!!" Chris Chung

"I'M GONNA BE PIRATE KING!!" ~Luffy (One Piece)

"I smile at your suffering because I know for a fact that you deserve it." Michelle

"I hope we have a snow day tomorrow."My friend Di-chan "Oh really? Well I hope the world ends tomorrow." PDT

"I'M DISTURBED!!"

"What have i told you about cursing!?" MOM "Not to curse until I'm 16 so that everyone will blame society and not you?" PDT "Exactly!" MOM

"Are you a fan of delicious flavor?" ~Shawn (psych)

"Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect - and i didn't live to be. But before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean." ~Bob Marley

"When life gives you lemons make grape slushie's and make the world wonder how the fuck you did it." ~No Clue (if anyone knows tell me please!)

If quizes are quizical what are tests?

"You see things; and you say, "Why?" But I dream things that never where; and I say, "Why not?" ~George Bernard Shaw

"If you want your dreams to come true, get out of bed." ~Unknown

"I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free." ~Charles Dickens

"Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public, but the itch in public" ~Tom WalsH

"The kind of humor I like is the kind that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes" ~William Davis

"The sadist shoots to kill, while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance." ~Peter De Vries

"If I had no sense of humor, I would have long ago commited suicide." ~ Muhatma Gandhi

"Common sense and a sense of humor are the something moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense dancing." ~William James

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If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen UP the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you miss Steve Irwin, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't meant to be funny, put this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile (I started this one. Kinda bad, cuz now all the Suethors are using it and screwing with it. But I still agree with it.)

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

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If you agree that rum is for drinking, not burning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you want to sue both Disney and Nick for various reasons, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and/or are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you don't have a problem with homo/bi/heterosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

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If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pyromanic? Put this in your profile. (fire...8D)

I don't care what you say! I AM A PIRATE AND THAT'S THAT!! (Copy and paste this into your profile if you are a Pirate!)

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie, TV show, etc. so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with a TV or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile

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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Most American teenagers would be severely insulted if someone called them a "freak". If you would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like making references to Fanfiction that you have read, copy this to your profile.

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Copy this if you have ever pulled a door when it said push or vice versa

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