Hey everybody! It's the fates of love!!! You may also know me as "darker side of blue", or the anonymous reviewer"Lady In Red". Well I'm not completely new to this, but I'm sure you can understand that nobody likes to get flamed out, so take it easy lads, respect is key in the creative process =)

Also, if you have any feed back you may PM or review me. RxR and Enjoy!

About Me:

Name: Well for now its the fates of love - and until that distant time when I one day become famous and have to reveal my true identity (lol) it's going to stay that way.

Gender: No boy fangirls quite like this =P

Location: Computer, duh!

Age: Young enough to be impressive, yet old enough that I have learned =)

Origin: ENGLISH! But I'm also Irish, and embarassingly proud of it!

Languages: English, though I am terribly interesting in French and Spanish...but we all know that isn't going to happen =/

Favorites:

Food: Anything Tim Hortons, not to mention blue cheese =P

Movies: Harry Potter Series, Hunger Games, Prince of Persia, Across the Universe, 21, Beastly, ANYTHING 20TH CENTURY DISNEY!!!

Book: TITHE!!!!!!HARRY POTTER SERIES!!!!!!! The Mortal Instruments, Goose Girl, Druids, The Glass Bird, Chronicles of Krystonia, Spiderwick Chronicles

Couples (all tied, unfortunately):

JacexClary (The Mortal Instruments)

SimonxClary (The Mortal Instruments)

KayexRoiben (Tithe)

HarryxHermione (Harry Potter Series)

DastanxTamina (Prince of Persia)

JayxTheresa (COTT)

RonxHermione (Harry Potter Series)

Music: Alternative, Rock, Glam, Dance, Pop

Musicians: ONE NIGHT ONLY!!!!!!!! Adam Lambert, Queen, KISS, The Beatles, Kalan Porter

Subject: My favorite subject is English - obviously, though Art is a close second. I don't mind Social, and Chemistry.

Current Obsession: Finishing my first novel, then the trilogy, and listening to George Criag =)... and finishing Wake Up Living so I can proceed with that =)

I declaire that:

I'm not a schizophrenic... the voices inside my head are merely those that I created... blame the characters!

My brain is an apartment complex - and there's a story for every story I've ever written =)

My characters like to keep me up til 4am. The excuse of excessive homework only goes so far to explaining late nights =P

I could go for some Adam Lambert =P

British accents = SEXY!

Mark Hayton = SEXY!

George Craig = SEXIER!

Copy/Paste:

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've walked into the classroom you had the year before by accident and stood there looking around, wondering why all these midgets are in it, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you can smell trouble a mile away, and still walk straight into it, put this in your profile.

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever wanted to be a hero from Greek mythology, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know that Cronos wasn't actually the god of time, but of harvest, then Kudos. You have great knowledge of Greek mythology. Now go get a life.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

God save the Queen! And Archielanta!! If your an English Class of the Titans fan, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are disgusted by mankind's dependence on mobile phones, even if you use one, copy and paste this into your profile

I, The Fates of Love, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read,
regardless of the number of reviews, it's age, or anything else.
I have joined the Review Revolution.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, Emeraldman, ShadedHope, Orgaization of 13 Ninjas, Breezy411, Master Solo, elegos-sirinial shamtul (not american, but it still applies), the fates of love (not american, but still...!)

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (tehhehehe)

If you support Barack Obama in his bid to become the next Doctor Who, cp this onto your profile! Hey, the guy made president, what else can he do?

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', TitanRavenFreak, Bewarethedarkness, Demonchild99, randomlass, lilninjapig, Trickster91, Breezy411, Master Solo, elegos-sirinial-shamtul, the fates of love

If you are one of the many writers who believe that your stories should garner more attention then your user page, yet still covers their user page with witticisms, quotes and "copy and paste this onto your profile" items, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

98 of teens have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 that haven't (and never will) put this in your profile.

Even when you can't see him GOD is there. If you belive in GOD (And Love him) copy and paste this into your profile.

96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

I've learned...that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!
If you've read an of this copy and paste this onto your profile section, then yes, you may copy paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. (Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?)

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they've seen me laugh, and they've seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA (cough cough!)

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

You Know you are in 2012 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did...

(\/) I AM THE BUNNY!!
(='.'=) Fear me.
C(")_(") Copy and paste me into your profile to help me gain world domination! (Lmao!! Rofl)

Some cool stuff I picked up:

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Say you love me and suffocate me with a kiss.

Like a tampon thief I had to pull some strings.

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said...no.

She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no

She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry,and once again he replied with a no.

She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said...

You're not pretty you're beautiful.

I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.

And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die...

I got it from elegos-sirinial-shamtul. (Wow, did I really just spell that?!)

An email: What your pets write in their diaries:

Excerpt from a dogs diary:

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpt from a Cats diary:

Day 983 of my captivity...
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...

INCOMING STORIES FROM FATES: (or otherwise my list of things to do in my non-existent spare time)

Adventures In Camping:
What can seven mortal teen heroes find on an inconspicuous camping trip? Warning: Includes vicious wild beasts, false labeling on glue products, and unknown bushes of poison "itchy scratchy" (Neil's words, not mine) COTT

Never the Same:It Never Rains in New Olympia:Same As It Never Was
The series of COTT fics that explore angstiy endings to what exactly happened. Sorry this fic got deleted four times already so bare with me!

IFLU:
A COTT text story. Theresa and Jay have both started mysterious texting relationships, but who with will surprise everyone! JxT, AxA, JxA, AxT, Cx?

Backstage:
Theres always, ALWAYS something about Neil. COTT Warning: shows Neil being a diva lol

Wasted:
Do we serioisly know what the heroes would be like, wasted?! COTT

The Chronicles of Tomorrow:
Before tomorrow comes, kiss me quickly. Theres only a minute until tomorrow, so tresure the rest of today. COTT

From Yesterday:
One of the heroes finds some they have to contend with from their past, but their having trouble dealing. COTT

Daydreaming Of You:
I had a dream where you were mine, and I wasn't afraid to tell you how I feel. Twilight

A Twilight Christmas:
Edward and Bella share their first Christmas together. Twilight

BOSH!! A Twilight Story:
Bible of Vampires!! Twilight