cherrydelightz
 Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter. | |||||||
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The 100 Year Old Virgin by CuzEdwardLikesBrunettes reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper attempt to get Edward...er...well, you know? Let's just say that bars, clubs, and Rite Aid are places were embarrassment comes easily to Edward. Mildly OOC for fun.M for language, mature humor, and over-all raunchiness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 7/20/2008
The Healer by EllaRose00 reviews
The Cullen clan is back at high school but now with Jacob and Nessie. New friends and new problems for Nessie. Going to high school with your parents and trying to figure out your relationship with your best friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,327 - Reviews: 3137 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Twilight Commercials: The Series by pandorasnotebook reviews
Popular commercials written TWILIGHT STYLE! What more can I say...R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2148 - Favs: 3,611 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2809 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
AIM Cullen Style! Formerly CIM by courtney-catastrophe reviews
My attempt at humor through the classic 'IM with the Cullens'. Please R&R! :D Rated M for 'suggestive themes' and language!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008
It's Not Just an Illness by blacket2 reviews
I'm sickened by reflections and displeased with all I've done. Take a deeper look at this monster I've let myself become. An all human J/A. Rated for language, pleasant smut, and disturbing situaions. Not recommended for younger readers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,297 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Jasper, Alice
Child of the Flame by Airlin reviews
Sera isn't like other girls. Most other girls can't make a car explode if they're having an off day. And things are about to get a lot more complicated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Bella, Alice
Something You Do Very Well by ILeftMyHeartInLondon reviews
Jasper pressed a finger to my lips for silence. "I spent a hundred years feeling other people’s emotions. Their hate, their anger, their fear. And yes, sometimes their love. But I never got to feel love for myself until I met you." ... Jasper/Alice fluff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Redefining Words by Brynna reviews
An Alice and Jasper story about the words that shape their relationship.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Rules for Emmett Cullen by Kelsey Goode reviews
Rules of things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do! Very funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Something to Behold by trainlindz reviews
Life was glorious to her and he felt terrible being a source of imperfection in her world of beauty Jasper/Alice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Jasper and the Jam Jar by ILeftMyHeartInLondon reviews
Why does Alice suddenly need help opening ... jam ... ?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Dress Up by ILeftMyHeartInLondon reviews
She tugged me down and put her hand on my cheek. The image that rushed into me froze me like a statue. For I was the one dressed in the tutu." Jasper finds that looking after Nessie is harder than it seems!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,032 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Jasper, Alice
Brother For Sale by Brittney.Blackout reviews
Emmett decides he wants to sell Edward. For only fifty cents.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
Moonlight by ILeftMyHeartInLondon reviews
I pushed him into the moonlight by the railing and stood next to him, grabbing his hand. “This is how I see you, Jasper,” I said, my voice steely. “Look,” I commanded, my voice ringing into the night.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Circle of Brothers by trainlindz reviews
The night before the battle in Eclipse, the Cullen men contemplate their reasons for the fight. Carlisle, Emmett, Edward, Jasper
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
five times rosalie hale lost her mind by Kaiwynn reviews
Rosalie/Jasper, Rosalie/Edward, Rosalie/Tanya, Rosalie/Bella, Rosalie/Leah - He gave her peace, calm, tranquility -- even if it was conjured. She gave him fire; it was real. Both had what the other wanted without needing to be told.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Rosalie, Edward - Complete
Brothers and Sisters by xXforksndspoons reviews
The world knows them as the Hale twins, but ever wonder how Jasper and Rosalie really see each other? Alice is a pixie compared to Emmett's brawn, but do opposites attract? The summer between Twilight and New Moon. Usual pairings, a toss of Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Piano Man by Your Favorite Worst Dream reviews
This is an AU, all human, oneshot/songfic based on my very own guilty pleasure, Billy Joel’s “Piano Man.”
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Triumphant by Your Favorite Worst Dream reviews
Jasper, Emmett, and arm wrestling. Who will come out alive…or, still undead? Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 104 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Tradition by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
It's almost Christmas and Emmett decides to set up many sprigs of mistletoe around the Cullen's house. What will ensue? EdwardBella, AliceJasper, EsmeCarlisle, EmmettRosalie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
Flutter by Chloroform Perfume reviews
In moments like these.... AliceJasper drabble
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
A Mother by Butterscotch82 reviews
Esme's reflections on being a mother, preTwilight to New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
Jasper in Gym by LindaRoo reviews
A PE scene from Twilight, from Jasper's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
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An Identity To Be Cherished reviews
Peter plays a prank to try to win Lily's attention and ends up confronted with the most complicated question in his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Peter P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Breaking Through The Darkness reviews
Jasper is a victim of child abuse, and when Carlisle finds him and takes him to meet his family - Esme, Edward, Alice, Emmett, and Rosalie - Jasper must finally realize what it means to have a family. One family's strength to survive all problems.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,077 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008
Destiny's Arrow reviews
When Alice ends up pregnant and theres 3 prospective fathers, Alice and her best friends Bella and Rosalie investigate the guys to see how great they really are. Love blooms and friendshsip shines and destiny's just around the corner.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,741 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008
Brothers reviews
Emmett, Jasper, and Edward are brothers, braving the world into themselves. They find themselves in impossible situations. Will their brotherhood be strong enough to face the obstacles like girs and murder that destiny throws their way? ExB AxJ EmxR ExJxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008
The Beauty and Her Beast reviews
A story of Jasper's life before the Cullens. Sara is a beautiful newborn in Jasper's muderous clan. Jasper is intrigued by her nature and personality. She is the beauty. He is her beast. And thus begins the love story of a life time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Jasper
