parodyhamhide bio
 Author has written 28 stories for Neopets, and Frozen. Hiya! Everyone around here seems to call me parodyham or parody, and that suits me just fine. Despite the fact that I've had this account for over five years, I've just recently gotten into posting stories. Apologies in advanced if early submissions have some coding mistakes. I'm in the midst of a couple of stories at the same time; hopefully I'll be able to upload all of them soon. I promise to finish any story that I start, however long that takes. If you want to see any of my other (non fanfiction) works, I've been writing for the Neopian Times for the last four years or so under the username "parody_ham." :) |
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Portal by SIGF reviews
With their respective kingdoms at war, Sakura and Leo find themselves mysteriously transported to another realm. Working together, will they be able to find a way to return home? And as they begin to develop feelings for each other and meet interesting friends along the way, will they even want to? [Fire Emblem Fates / Fire Emblem Sacred Stones crossover] [Leo/Sakura]
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 378,849 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 7/13/2019 - Published: 5/11/2016 - [Leo, Sakura] [Ephraim, L'Arachel]
Pondus Omnium: The Weight of All Things by NoSignalBlueScreen reviews
An evil only Clockwork could anticipate is coming. A huntress becomes an ally, a family is made whole, an imperfection is made perfect, a class takes a field trip, a city is enlightened, a man is redeemed, a monster is saved, alliances are formed, and a kingdom is forged. No PP/Phantom Planet. Post D-Stabilized. Reveal Story. DxS TxV & others.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 301,645 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 6/16/2018 - Published: 1/2/2015 - [Danny F., Sam M.] [Tucker F., Valerie G.]
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Legendary Genesis (Old Version) by Ahnyo reviews
The natural balance of the world is becoming shattered, threatening to bury the land in eternal strife and disarray. Even the looming darkness can do nothing to hinder the bitter rivalry of the Arcanine and Manectric Academies, two schools that specialize in transforming young Pokémon into master treasure hunters—but their cooperation may be the only thing that can save the world.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,798 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/11/2017 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Arcanine/Windie, Manectric/Livolt, Scyther/Strike, Carnivine/Muskippa
Invisible Ties by metallover reviews
AU. When Robin wakes in the middle of a field with no memory of his past nothing could prepare him for the adventure that awaits. With the Prince of the kingdom of Ylisse Chrom and his faithful band of Shepherds, Robin rises from a humble tactician to one of the saviours of the world. A loose (very loose) adaptation of Nintendo's thirteenth Fire Emblem game - Awakening.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 67 - Words: 668,905 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 11/14/2015 - Published: 8/27/2013 - [Avatar/Robin, Lucina] Chrom, Morgan - Complete
Blast From the Future by Lexo-Mancer reviews
Danny Phantom was fighting ghosts just like any other day, until a strange female ghost with vivid green hair and bright yellow eyes showed up. She single handedly beat Skulker into submission, and then ordered Danny to stop fighting ghosts. Who is she, why is she interfering, what do the other strange ghosts that show up want with Danny? Set pre- Phantom Planet, AU. -HIATUS-
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,309 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Danny F., Sam M.
Jhudora's Biggest Fan by dogzrock98
A dedicated fan of Jhudora learns what "Curiosity killed the Kadoatie" means... One shot. Published in Neopian Times on Ode to Villains Day, issue 634.
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Jhudora - Complete
The Continuing Adventures of Brynn and Hanso by Star-Speckled Dragon reviews
A oneshot series following the antics of Faerieland's most famous duo. Sometimes just friendly, sometimes romantic; more details inside. Current story: Chance and Fate (Part 2)
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,247 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012
Plunge by Cordria reviews
Sequel to 'Masks'. Now that Lancer has learned the truth and has let Danny out of his office, Danny needs to face the next hurdle: his parents.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,436 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Empyreal by Shibby-One reviews
What if, instead of a human becoming a ghost, a ghost... became human?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,388 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Danny F.
Feral by Velkyn Karma reviews
Meeting the Feral Ones had appalled her. But Lethe was too strong, too proud, to fall into their ranks...or so she thought. Can one be saved from something impossible to return from? Complete.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,903 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Lethe, Ike - Complete
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A Hero's Ballad
While passing the time together, Rohane and his crew learn something none of them could have expected... (4-part series completed, will release over time)
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,795 - Updated: 9/22 - Published: 8/28
Writing a Gothic Story: Just Add Monocles!
Light-hearted look at writing a Gothic story. Written in collaboration with June Scarlet.
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Published: 4/3
Harmony's Melody reviews
A farm girl sets out to find independence. One shot.
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2019 - Complete
Introducting a Coconut
From the April Fool's Day issue of the Neopian Times, Mr. Coconut is now the one and only mascot for the site's newspaper. Silliness ensues.
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Published: 4/5/2019 - Complete
For Justice!
Strap yourself in, because you're in for a barrage of nonstop action. One-shot silliness.
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Published: 2/1/2019 - Complete
The Magic of Motes
Shenanigans with motes. One shot.
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Published: 8/17/2018 - Complete
Hospitality
A mysterious stranger seeks shelter during a storm.
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Published: 8/17/2018
Dear Sally reviews
Lord Darigan writes a letter to Sally years after the Great Darigan Wars...
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/25/2017 - Complete
Of Feathers and Quills: A Review of Weewoo Natural History reviews
As a scientist, I offer a new perspective on the Petpet we all know and love. Technical summary of Weewoo behaviors, natural history, and other fun, nerdy stuff.
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/30/2016 - Complete
Once Upon a Memory reviews
Jeran reflects on a childhood memory. One shot.
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/24/2016 - Complete
The Long Road
Post-grad life isn't always easy. One shot for Dreams and Nightmares issue (738).
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Published: 6/22/2016
Conspiracies of Brightvale University reviews
The truth is out there.
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/22/2015
Turning Pages reviews
A Cybunny goes on a tour to the Neopian Times printing press with her Mother. Sounds normal enough, right? But their tour guide has something to hide. Six Part Series. Collaboration with warriorsrock965.
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 9/6/2015
Interview with the Cup Player reviews
A Brightvale University senior project shows that Altador Cup players have varied opinions on their fanbase.
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/19/2015
Heroes from the Other Side reviews
In an alternative universe, all of Neopia has been thrown into chaos. The heroes of the world must unite in order to save what is left of the planet. Massive plot character crossover. Expect the unexpected! A two-parter for now.
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,329 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 1/11/2015 - Complete
The Aftermath
Sequel to Caught Between Kingdoms. One-Shot. Just because the war is over doesn't mean that everything is right with the world...
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,226 - Published: 10/22/2014 - Complete
Surviving the Brightvale University Dining Hall reviews
Because you never know what's going to be on the menu...
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Complete
Caught Between Kingdoms reviews
In every war there are multiple sides; the Great Darigan Wars are no exception. After an unfortunate run-in with dark magic, a Kass general named Setarian learns that things are far more complex than his lord cares to admit... Complete series!
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,608 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Complete
Dear Lisha
A satchel is found that contains answers to one of the Meridell War's darkest questions as well as Jeran's most intimate of secrets... Midquel to the "Caught Between Kingdoms" series written as a stand-alone short story.
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,167 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Complete
It Takes a Hero
It all started the day he barged into my home. From then on, nothing was ever the same. Formerly a stand alone story, now a collection of one-shots.
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,638 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013
Maids and Butlers reviews
There were many castle servants who watched the girls grow up; these are their stories. Planning a bunch of one-shots from different POVs.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Anna, Elsa, OC
Neopians Claim Obelisk Oracle to be Evil reviews
Find only the facts here in this completely serious, no-nonsense news report.
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Complete
Plight of the Fallen reviews
There were many who saw the faerie's ruin. Most watched from the below, yet others could clearly see its destruction from above. But in a citadel struggling to take care of its own, what is a Darigan lord to do?
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Complete
Enhancing Your Halloween with Super-SCIENCE! reviews
Sometimes, a little SCIENCE makes everything more fun. Collaborative one-shot with the brilliantly insane mind of homsar eggplant.
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Complete
Lisha's Lament reviews
Sometimes sacrifices are more than worth it to save the ones you love. Alternative history of the DC/MD war. One shot?
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Complete
Chadley's Challenge reviews
Just how in Neopia did Chadley and Abigail meet? Prequel one-shot
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Complete
Of Pirates and Pranks reviews
Pranks, when done well, can be fun for all involved parties; however, not all pranks are well received. As a joke, Darigan Citadel team captain Layton Vickles decides to bleach his friend's beloved team jersey. When Garven Hale storms off, potentially breaking ties with the trickster, Layton does everything in his power to win Hale's friendship back. Hilarity ensues.
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,810 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Complete
The Star of Paradise reviews
The life of a thief is hard. There is little to eat and few who have respect for their craft. Often shut from society, they fend for themselves, barely scraping by. ...but at the most critical points in their lives, even the most insignificant seeming actions can make all the difference. My first ever fanfiction and a one shot.
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Complete
