Haii. My name is Verticalness. I love writing, reading, internetting, sarcasm, music, House M.D., Harry Potter, and Jacob Black, among many, many other things. I like the Twilight series, but think it has gotten disgustingly over popular & over rated--and all this crap about Twi being the next HP is just that, crap. Twilight has interesting characters to make up for the painfully simple storyline, but it will never be as complex, well written, and engaging as Harry Potter. For this reason, Twilight is the perfect series to start my fanfic career off of; amazing characters, and a simple storyline to twist around.

You can contact me at:

harrypottergeekfreek, noleecheshere, or vomitingrainbows on Neopets;

Lili7evans on Youtube;

Verticalness on DA;

and if you search Verticalness anywhere else and a user comes up, it's probably me. (:

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