Ok... so... well... OK enough of that!

hello my name is Meghan. i am in 9th grade i am absolutly positivly in love with the twilight series! and before you ask... yes I AM one of those fan girls who have read the book like 3 times... okay you caught me i have read all three books at least 11 times each... and i still cry every time Edward leaves BElla in tears thinking about it. Just go ahead and call me weird... nothing i haven't heard before.

I am in love with this guy named kyle, who ironically is the exact opposite of Kyle O'shea and exactly like Ian O'shea. (choughcoughTheHostcoughcough) and my ex boyfriend is in love with me.

i try really hard to follows these but i do ahve a hard time

I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I. ~ i can do this one no problem

You shall not take Edward Cullens name in vain.~ easy

Remember to keep release dates calendered.~ always!

Honor the Cullens for gracing you with their presence.~ i just wish they would show up

You shall not kill humans.~ ummmmmm... no comment Twitches uncontrolably

You shall not love both Edward and Jacob equally.~done! ever since Jake started forcing Bela to make-out wth him

You shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they cant read them anymore.

You shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways.~ ummm i cant do that

You shall not covet Edward.~ that's hard!

You shall not covet Edwards Volvo, or various Cullen cars~ what if they can't drive them... i want that porsche!

OK now i know i am coming off as really obsessed but i am a girl who has to much time on her hand and uses books to escape her many problems. when i read i leave my world behind, so i always read my books more than once. And why 11 times i just really like the books

I used to be normal before I met that weirdo I call my Best Friend

If you googled Ian O'shea, put this on your profile

If you bought The Host before you even knew what it was about, and you bought it just becuase Stephenie Meyer wrote it, C&P

C&P If you know what I mean when I say Edward hates dogs

C&P if when you heard the song your call you immeadiatly thought Edward

C&P If you get mad at someone named Edward because they stole his name

C&P If the last time you saw a silver volvo you flipped out and started jumping up and down saying, "OMC

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM -'TophToph'-, chocolatecoveredbananacheese, rubyredhott92, Andrazuria

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you moron!

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253, rubyredhott92, Andrazuria

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Amazingly Cute Sayings That Make You Go "Awwww", Or Laugh Until You Pee Your Pants:

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life

I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

EMO kids have cool hair.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mam saying you can still keep it.

Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

I'm not so good at advice. Can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment?

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y". (for those of you who don't realise, that is all of them... so dont mess with me!!)

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cant see, I must be stupid, I must be bad,
What else could have made My daddy so mad
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me
I can't speak at all I can't do a thing wrong
Or else I'm locked up All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,
So maybey i'll just get a little advice
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car
My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar
I hear him curse My name he calls
I press myself Against the wall
I try and hide From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault That he suffers at work
He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more,I finally get free And I run for the door
He's already locked it And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken
"I'm sorry!", I scream But its was much too late
His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it's not just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! SCREW YOU SCIENCTISTS SCUM!

If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all these cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, C&P

If you have ever run into a tree, C&P

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you went to sleep around 2am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, C&P

If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste

If you ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.(Me: well, ... not really. ;) Heh. )

If you've ever read past two in the morning, C&P

If you are called

'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile

huh. It figures, all the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.

I agree with the dictionary; girls before boys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I find "good morning" contradictory

My heart? Yeah. Not a playground.

You laugh now (me:coughBUScough) because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then? (me: huh? oh, take that!)

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon

I think I could be madly in like with you

Let's flip a coin: heads, we'll be together; tails, we'll flip again

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

opps! I appear to have fallen on your lips!

Guys should be like lattes: rich, strong, and hot! (me: hell yeah!)

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...)

Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. (me: Just hope that you have something to change it to)

Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car.

A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, BEEP, RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up (me: in public) to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a brdge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

IF EDWARD AND BELLA DON'T STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE! repost this if you agree.

If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn't and likes bageals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your pro

If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe)

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P

If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that when you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...C&P

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!!

If you have your own little world, C&P

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann -- Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARRIBBEAN -- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabteh, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YUR PROFILE!! (Me: besides, that means he's still available...tehehe...)

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you wirte Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binder with doodles/love notes/ confessions of love/ any other Twilight realted thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you are at just by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you have a folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the Twilight series, and have all the playlist songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. Crazy is when you have a conversation with someone about you being a pixie but want to be a vampire but cant because your vampire friend wont bite you because you will turn to dust, all of that after asking the cast of the play your in if you can bit them, while your all backstage waiting to go on... If you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you've reread Twilight over 10 times...C&P this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, C&P this into your pro.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it's not cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If whenever you see or hear the name Edward, you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, C&P this into your pro.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight it is NOT even funny anymore, C&P

If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, C&P

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro

If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, C&P

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

If you have a friend that thinks Twilight it stupid and refuses to read it, C&P

If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro.

If you think the kids should just stop chasing Lucky and leave the freakin' leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, then copy this to your profile

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste!

If you have a problem with councelors, copy and paste!!

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste.

If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile

93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the seven percent that would ask "what was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Ivander Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, down.with.jacob, bibliocrazed, Shikiangel CerEbow, Andrazuria

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this into your profile,

-If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
-Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, Andrazuria
-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you've ever known you were in mortal danger but decided to go through with the stunt anyway, copy this into your profile
-If you are a complete and utter thrill seeker who thrives off roller-coasters and being dropped from insane heights to have a major adreneline rush, copy this into your profile.
-If you've ever gone so fast on a boat while on a blow up sea-doo that the sea-doo has burst beneath you and you ended up doing multiple cartwheels on the waters surface that could have easily resulted in a broken limb and then laughed it off as you nearly drowned, copy this into your profile.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're realy going at one thing, staying strong.

If you support the 'Make Edward change Bella into a vampire' club, C&P