My name: I'm not exactly stupid. But you can call me Constalina if you want.

The reason for my penname: I'm lazy... Couldn't be bothered thinking of anything else... And yes, I really did make this up.

My age: Oh yeah. I'm 1 year old. ( _ _ )

Country: ... Did you see the little area that said 'Australia'? Well, don't listen to it, I'm pinoy. That means FILIPINO. I am FILIPINO. I am PSYCHO. Which has nothing to do with being FILIPINO.

Gender: ... I'm a yaoi fan. I love... hot boys... What do you THINK I am?! DO NOT SAY BISEXUAL!! OR GAY!!

The reason for my picture: IT'S ANTONIO CARRIEDO. SPAAAAAAIN.

Hobbies: Searching for pics/comics, singing, playing piano, reading, fanfictioning, etc...

My goal in life: Be the main character in a musical, and write a book.

Personality: ... You really want to know this? ... I don't think I actually HAVE a personality. I change depending if my morning is great or otherwise. I am usually emo, hyper/rabid/annoying, caring, or selfish. Seriously, it changes everyday. But there are things that don't change. I'm very impulsive, I'm very emotional, I take pride in what I love, I've got an amazingly short concentration span, and I get stage-fright. ( _ _ ) (THUNK)
I attract people in real life, for some reason. I don't know if it's because I love degrading myself, if it's my obsessive nature, or if it's because people like making me happy. THEY WON'T STOP BOTHERING ME. Not saying it's a bad thing though, but even the people I hate constantly speak to me. I don't know WHY. I hate talking to complete strangers to me.

(blink) Oh yeah! My best friend online and on Earth is Emovation. We used to go to the same school. And she occaionally beta reads for me... C:

Fav anime/manga:

D.Gray-man, Eyeshield 21, Fullmetal Alchemist, Prince of Tennis, Death Note, Fruits Basket, Rockman.exe, Kuroshitsuji, Black Cat, The Gentleman Alliance, 1/2 Prince, Hetalia-Axis Powers

Fav pairings:

(Bleach)UlquiorraxOrhime

(D.Gray-man)AllenxKanda, AllenxLavi, AllenxLenalee, KandaxLavi, KandaxMiranda

(Fullmetal Alchemist)EdwardxRoy

(Prince of Tennis)Cap pair, MomoxKaidoh, Acrobatic pair, FujixMarui(OTP), Data pair, TezukaxAtobe (I forgot the name...), Silver pair, AkuxHiyo, Uke pair, Platinum Pair

(Death Note)LxLight, MelloxMatt, MelloxNear

(Fire Emblem)MicaiahxSothe, IkexRhys, RafielxNailah, MuarimxVika, HaarxJill, GeoffreyxElincia, OscarxKeiran, MakalovxAstrid, SorenxMia(OTP), RolfxMist(because BoydxMist is fail), RanulfxLethe, JanaffxAnyone, NaesalaxLeanne, BastianxLucia, KurthnagaxEna(we all know this will never happen)

(Hetalia-Axis Powers)RussiaxItaly(OTP), EnglandxJapan, SpainxSouthItaly, AmericaxFinland, ChinaxS.Korea

I think this is one awesome list, so I’m posting it~ Those who take this seriously, or flame me because of what I highlighted, my middle fingers are up to you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics(MANGA), so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I READ PRON so I must be perverted and pwned
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be anti-social
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

YAY HETALIA MEME:

Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1. North Italy

2. Japan

3. America

4. England

5. Russia

6. China

7. Canada

8. Switzerland

9. Poland

10. Latvia

11. Lithuania

12. Prussia

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Yes. About ten minutes ago. Freaking Russia/Latvia is so popular.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

No. Yes. Maybe. I don’t know… I guess America is cute…

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

HA I KNEW CHINA WAS A GIRL. Wait… Chinagot Italy pregnant? That changes everything… I guess Italy would have pasta cravings… =.=

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

No… I don’t really read fics on Poland…

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Japan/Canada? … Possibly… If Japan even noticed him… It could be onesided on either character…

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

… WTF ARE YOU KIDDING ME. England/Switerland or England/Poland?! WTF?! … Fine, England/Switerland.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

… Well then, no one cares what Canada thinks, do they? I wouldn’t be surprised if they started making out in front of poor Canada.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Damn this is too goddamned easy!

“Yao, why does the moon light up the night?” “Well, Kiku… it’s because at night, the moon comes out to watch very special things happen.” What happens when memories of moonlight surface in Japan and China’s minds?

LOL, 37 words. I should write this…

9) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

… I dunno. I’m going to check…

… No, apparently not.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

YES IT’S MY OTP.

“Don’t Cry For Me” or “Undeserved Tears”

:D I LOVE RUSSIA/ N.ITALY~

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

… Romance. America/Lithuania is definitely romance. OH DO YOU MEAN I SHOULD WRITE A SUMMARY? Okays~

“To be brought together, then torn apart so quickly… It isn’t fair, Toris!” “We have to endure it, Alfred. But we’ll see each other again. That, I’ll promise.”

… I am getting a heap of ideas from this meme. :D

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

… I don’t know what het and slash is.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?

… For POLAND?! Are there any songs about cross dressing out there?! Well, I guess it would be “If You Were Gay” from Avenue Q… I’d get someone to sing that to him… yeah…

14. if you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Beware, this fic can give you a heart attack, a nosebleed, or a sudden urge to kill me.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Oh boy, what would Switzerland say to Russia? Dur… Um… “If you don’t go on a date with me, I’ll shoot you?”

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

What’s a drabblefic? And even if I knew what that was, Latvia/Switzerland is impossible.

17) What would happen if seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Damn, Canada’s so unlucky in this meme, isn’t he? Once again, no one care about Canada.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower one?

… Lure him with Pasta. Duh.

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Once again, I do not know what that means.

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Read 19.

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

… None of my friends watch Hetalia… But I looove drawing Lithuania~ It’s fun~

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

… Japan/England/Russia? For humor, maybe. But I don’t write threesomes.

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

… What would Latvia scream…? He’d scream a lot of things…

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

About ten minutes ago. It was a Russia/Latvia fic.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

... What’s a kink?

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Sober, since it’s Poland.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

I HATE INCEST. But I guess it would be America… Jeez, Canada get ALL the luck in this meme, doesn’t he? XD

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

… Let’s get this straight.

"North Italy and Poland are in a happy relationship until Poland suddenly runs off with England. North Italy, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Lithuania and a brief unhappy affair with Prussia, then follows the wise advice of Russia and finds true love with Japan."

Italy/Poland I can see. Italy/Japan I can see. BUT WTFH IS WITH THE REST OF THIS BLOODY STORY?! POLAND/ENGLAND?! Lithuania and Italy aren’t THAT desperate. AND HOW THE HECK DOES PRUSSIA AND RUSSIA FIT IN THIS AT ALL?! This is THE WORST STORY ON EARTH. Yeah, that’d probably be the title.

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

O_o You scare me…