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Joined 03-24-08, id: 1533159, Profile Updated: 08-03-08
Author has written 8 stories for Super Smash Brothers, and Legend of Zelda.

Personal Stuff (this probably won't be too informative)

Name: Too paranoid to give, call me Xinnamin (pronounced cinnamon).

Age: Not a kid. Not an adult. You put together the pieces.

Gender: I guess it can't hurt to say I'm female.

Hobbies: Art, Creative writing, avoiding actual physical work.

Personal Character Flaw: I'm lazy. I'm hoping this won't stop me from finishing my stories.

Yes, I am a beta reader currently accepting requests, check my beta reader profile first though.

Random Trivia About My Stories (this applies to all of them)

My absolute favorite characters are Mewtwo and Lucario. I also really like the Fire Emblem swordsmen, the Hylians (especially Sheik), and the pokemon. That's why they hog the spotlight in my story (sorry if that's cliche or boring to anyone).

The Brawl Manor is located in the 10th dimension, a dimension between dimensions.

All of the battle stages are scattered around the 10th dimension and can only be reached via teleporter/portal, aircraft, or warp star.

The Assist Trophies, Pokeball Pokemon, and SSE Bosses each have their own mini-mansion located somewhere in the 10th dimension, like the stages.

Zelda and Sheik are separate characters in my stories as well as Zero Suit Samus and Samus.

All my stories are loosely connected (not chronologically though) so that events in one story may affect another (namely Ness and his hearing issues).

Just something worth noting:

It seems that in this section, there's a lot of different opinions regarding Sheik's gender. Some say Sheik's a guy, some say Sheik's a girl, some say Sheik's a little of both (WTF?). Me? I say that Sheik is 100 percent FEMALE!! I mean, why in Hyrule would Zelda use her magic to rearrange her reproductive system into that of a guys? Seriously, WTF.

My Writing Style

I overuse sarcasm. It's how I think and talk. Deal with it.

My stories are mainly conveyed through dialog; talking takes up most of my stories.

Conclusions and lack of inspiration kill me and are often responsible for my worst bits of writing.

I will always write humor.

I don't do slashing, bashing, and fail at fluff and drama. That's just how I am.

I use profanities quite a bit, but not overboard; they go only where I would personally say them in real life.

To my reviewers: I rarely ever reply to reviews because of time constraints, but before you get the wrong idea, let me say that I ALWAYS appreciate reviews greatly. If a review poses a really interesting/unique question or point, I will respond. If a review poses a simple question on plot, characters, or simply confusion, I will answer in the next chapter's author notes for all to see in order to relieve the confusion. Sorry if I seem rude asking for reviews yet not replying, but I take every single one to heart and truly appreciate the feedback.

Supported Pairings (Almost all of my stories will include these)

Zelink (cliche I know, but still cute)

Mareach (somehow I can't see any other pairings for either Mario or Peach)

Marth/Sheik (this started as part of one of my stories' plot and eventually I got really into it. It's my favorite pairing now)

Kirby/Jigglypuff (they just seem so cute together)

ZSS/Snake or ZSS/C.Falcon (I don't know which I like more)

Least Liked Pairings (These are pairings that seem pretty popular in the SSB section, but I cannot stand them)

Peach/Mewtwo (it's just...wrong)

Marth/Samus (makes no sense)

Roy/Peach (makes no sense)

Link/Samus (makes no sense)

Metaknight/Jigglypuff (I'm too much of a Kirby/Jigglypuff supporter to give this a chance)

Marth/Zelda (just plain hate)

Ike/Zelda (WTF)

Ike/Pit (HELL NO)

Marth/Roy/Ike (-GAG- No, just no. I HATE having any two of these three paired together. HATE)

Bowser/Peach (Just 'cause Bowser's constantly kidnapping Peach, it does NOT mean he's doing -CENSORED- to her)

Zelda/Samus (HELL NO)

Top Pet Peeves Relating to Fanfictions (in no order, they all annoy me equally)

1) Fourth-wall breaking (when you have to rely on fourth wall breaking to add humor to a story, that just shows me that you are unoriginal and uncreative)

2) Self insertions and Mary Sues in general, especially as a main character (for the same reason as above, with the main character part being that it takes away the point of a fanfiction)

3) Character bashing (it doesn't matter whether it's for humor or if you just don't like the character, all it adds is non-sensible violence to the story)

4) Too much OOC (a little OOC for humor or plot is fine, but when it goes overboard, then it just doesn't make sense anymore. For example, I've seen stories having Lucario obsess over aura like it's a person or something; it's just not funny anymore)

5) Stories that make absolutely no sense (these random 'chaos will ensue' stories rarely ever have a plot and more often than not include my other pet peeves for the point of a little dried out humor. There is nothing funny about a story where one minute everything is normal, and the next, everyone dies for no reason)

6) Stories that exist for a sex scene (if all you want is to write about sex, at least give the story a plot)

7) Character deaths (personal pet peeve)

8) Lack of a plot (I guess this ties in with numbers 5 and 6, but this a seriously a major pet peeve. There is no point of writing a story if you are missing a plot!)

9) Atrocious grammar and spelling (it doesn't have to be perfect, mine's not, but spell check does NOT hurt)

10) People who set up a review goal to determine update frequency (this doesn't apply to the story as much as the author, but still, to tell everyone that you want 5 review before you update again shows insecurity and shameless self gratification. There's nothing wrong with asking for reviews, but demanding them just seems rude)

11) People who cannot appreciate reviews (once again, this is more to do with the author, but I've seen some people whine at constructive criticism or complain that they are being told how to write. This shows A LOT of insecurity and immaturity. There is no point in being an author if you cannot accept reviews for what they're worth. Flames are one thing, you can complain about those, but constructive criticism is completely different)

Character Profiles (incomplete)

So far, I've written brief profiles for a few characters that tend to make the most appearances in my stories, or just characters who have interesting personalities I wish to elaborate with.

Mewtwo: A powerful psychic pokemon made to be the most powerful pokemon in the world. Regardless of whether that is true or not, he is considered the most powerful of the smashers. He is normally level headed, but is known to be easily angered (not crazy angry mind you). It is suggested you keep on his good side on Thursdays or else...

Lucario: A very level headed and calm pokemon. He can almost always keep his temper in check. His abilities with Aura give him a place among the strongest smashers. Lucario usually looks out for the well being of the smashers in general, but never likes to get involved in personal affairs. He is the best friend of Mewtwo, and the only one who can stand being around him on Thursdays, though that particular day does strange things to him too.

Master Hand: The one who brought all of the smashers together. Master loves to have control over everything, and will often do things that greatly affect the smashers without consent. He loses his temper easily when argued with. Only a select few smashers are capable of defying him without being pummeled in the process.

Link: Hero of Time and Twilight. He is an excellent swordsman and holds a long relationship with Zelda. Link is very defensive about this relationship, terrified of breaking it. He is almost never seen around the house except for important events, for obvious reasons. Whether or not he enjoys 'playing' with Zelda is still up for debate.

Zelda: Princess of Hyrule. She has been referred to as a whore and bitch and other names I won't mention. It is quite obvious that she absolutely loves everything about 'playing' with Link. Many people think that she 'wears the pants' in their relationship. She lost her ability to transform into Sheik, for ambiguous reasons, so the two are separate entities.

Sheik: Zelda's alter ego. She and Zelda used to be one person, but an unspecified event separated the two. Neither can transform into the other, so they just switch in and out in battles as needed. Sheik is a very kind but very straightforward kind of girl. She doesn't lose her temper easily, but she's also blunt, never lies, and never uses sarcasm, ever.

Marth: Prince of Altea. He is considered the most skilled swordsman among the smashers, and is very confident about his skills. This confidence does NOT apply to relationships, however, and resulted in his ex-girlfriend Sheeda breaking up with him. It is well known that he has a severe crush on Sheik, but is too nervous to admit it, despite the fact that Sheik already knows about it.

Pichu: A very assertive mouse. He learned to cook at a young age for unknown reasons and is one of two chefs in the mansion. Considering the fact that there are 48 mouths to feed three times daily, he developed a very assertive personality in order to run the kitchen properly.

Young Link (YL): Younger counterpart of Link. He learned to cook as a hobby and is assistant chef to Pichu. While he does help a lot with cooking, his main job is keeping Kirby out of the kitchen. Like Pichu, YL has developed an assertive personality in order to do his job of protecting the kitchen well.

Kirby: Pink glutton. Kirby is basically a bottomless stomach that will eat anything he can find. This nasty habit causes him to ingest toxins often, sending him to the bathroom for long periods of time. His insatiable appetite has also made him a lifelong enemy of the chefs. However, don't think Kirby is incapable of anything but eating.

Jigglypuff: Pink psycho balloon. Jigglypuff is absolutely head over heels for Kirby, much to his displeasure, and can't seem to handle his obvious rejection well. She has quite an attitude and is easily upset and/or angered (mostly angered), especially by the theft of her precious microphone.

Ness: 10 year old boy gifted with PSI powers. He was the nicest and most tolerable person at the manor for a while, but things changed when Master broke his eardrums. Now, Ness has a severe hearing problem and seems unable to control his volume when he cannot hear other's words. He developed a habit of screaming out whatever he thinks he heard at the top of his lungs, effectively annoying everyone around him.

Lucas: PSI user displaying character development. He used to be the shyest, most antisocial person you could have ever met. But he was forced to use his telepathy to serve as his best friend Ness's ear. Being forced to control Ness's outbursts as well as honing his PSI powers at the same time is doing wonders for the boy's self esteem.

ROB: Love obsessed robot. ROB is the only known robot to have a powerful enough AI to result in free will. As such, the world is a lonely place for him partner-wise. It is speculated that this loneliness resulted in his love obsessed personality, but it is possible that he was built with this perversion. Either way, he tends to see every machine around him as a possible female companion, hindering his potential at higher intelligence.

I might eventually make more profiles, but for now this is it.

Currently Working On (Struggling through writer's block right now, but I'm still writing...little by little...)

1. AU longshot for SSB section (50 percent complete, 23 pages in Word Document and counting)

-This is my main focus right now since I have more inspiration for this than the others. Will hopefully be finished by summer's end, maybe... May turn into a series of AU stories if concept is well received (maybe, don't get hopes up yet).

2. Life and Times ch 15 (Still yet to really start...)

-All inspiration has been drained for this story, currently on haitus, will NOT abandon though.

3. Final Smash ch 14 (50 percent complete)

-Still working for enough inspiration to complete the rest of this chapter, currently on haitus, will NOT abandon though.

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Hyrule Net by CrazygurlMadness reviews
"We had a pool going that Link couldn't beat Ganondorf at arm wrestling. He lost, so he asked for a rematch in wastebasketball, and won, so now they're even and trying to find a way to settle the matter once and for all. We're down in the breakroom if you want to see." Zelink, Midnark. Modern AU Oneshot series.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,885 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 3/15/2007 - [Link, Zelda] [Dark Link, Midna] - Complete
Keep it Safe by Mach2K reviews
Through a series of fibs and tall tales, Link wriggles his way into the court as Princess Zelda's personal bodyguard. But he doesn't really understand what all of it entails, and how strict the rules of the position can be. AFTER OOT.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,018 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Legend by Falls-44 reviews
Hyrule suffers under the depraved rule of the usurper-king Ganondorf; the Royal Family has been hunted nearly to its last. The people pray for a savior, but when the Goddesses refuse to answer, a hero must rise to restore the true monarchy... FINISHED!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 96,117 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Link, Zelda - Complete
It's Clobberin' Time by Cerby reviews
So one lovely morning in Brawl, three swordsmen and a furball are dropped onto the Hylian Temple stage...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
Sweet Child O' Mine by Babykoalaprincess reviews
There is always something strange about Zelda Harkinian. It’s not the fact that she’s the most popular girl in Hyrule High and she’s extremely beautiful, but it’s more than that. I’m her tutor, I would know. Zelink Valentine's Day longshot AU.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,567 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Finally by Jade R. Raven reviews
Link and Tetra have always had a strange relationship, and spontaniously sleeping together doesn't help matters. LinkTetra, humorous romance oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Link, Tetra - Complete
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Lost reviews
Post TP Oneshot. Two years after the Twilight War, Link finds himself confused as to who he is and what he wants to do with his life. When a strange foe appears, he must dig deep into his past and solve the greatest conundrum of all: "Who am I?"
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Link, Dark Link - Complete
Shadow and the Beast reviews
TP oneshot. What goes on through a man's head when he finds himself inexplicably locked up? What about if he were to wake up as a wolf? Novelization/creative interpretation of Link and Midna's first encounter.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Wolf Link, Midna - Complete
Aftermath of Chaos reviews
Tabuu's been defeated, and peace restored. But how did it start, and what of the world now that it's over? One-shot, rated T to be safe, no pairings. Warning: very angsty!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
Smasher's First Fourth of July reviews
The smashers don't live in our world, they don't live the way we do, and they don't celebrate our holidays...until now. Rated T to be safe. See my profile for included pairings.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,509 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
The Life and Times of Super Smash Brothers reviews
A random story depicting each aspect of life for the Super Smash Brothers. Features all characters from Brawl and Melee. Also includes a unique take on the SSE. Check my profile for included pairings. Currently on Haitus.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,101 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008
The Trouble with Final Smashes reviews
All of the smashers are stuck in final smash form. Housing 40-some violent video game characters together was bad enough, but now every last bit of sanity the smashers managed to hold on to is about to be chucked out the window... Currently on Haitus.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,165 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008
One Drunk Night reviews
Crazy Hand has opened up a bar in the Brawl Manor. The smashers are left unattended with countless bottles of alcohol; what can go wrong? Oneshot. Rated T for obvious reasons.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Psychic Lessons reviews
Ness and Lucas seek psychic lessons from the psychic master Mewtwo. Things are bound to go wrong. Short oneshot. Rated T to be safe.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete