Hello, bonjour, Guten Tag, privet and konnichiha! Welcome to my Profile. I'm a 17 year old Harry Potter and Sweeney Todd fanatic, a bookworm and a fashion disaster. You can call me Rose.

In a nutshell: my ultimate goal in life is to write several books and get them published, I feel at home in bookshops, I hate twilight (no offense to twifans though), Tim/Helena/Johnny = Genius, JK Rowling deserves the Nobel Prize for literature and I have recently developed a somewhat unhealthy obsession for the amazing TV-show Sherlock. What else do you need to know?? :D

Books: Harry Potter!, Shakespeare (especially Macbeth and Hamlet), 1984, Animal Farm Stephen King, Edgar Allen Poe, Lolita, The Collector, A Clockwork Orange, Flowers for Algernon, Bad Monkeys, The Reader, Speak, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Shadow of the Wind, His Dark Materials, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Book Thief, Perfume - the Story of a Murderer and many others.

Movies: anything and everything by Tim Burton (especially SWEENEY TODD!!), all the Potter films, The Hours, Alfred Hitchcock (especially Psycho), Donnie Darko, Monty Python, Moulin Rouge, Titanic, Pirates of the Caribbean, Perfume - the Story of a Murderer, Run Lola Run, Lord of the Rings, the Adams Family, The boy in the Striped Pajamas and Little Miss Sunshine.

TV-Shows: Sherlock (BBC) and The Big Bang Theory

99.9 % of the stuff I read is canon compliant. So in any fandom I support all canon pairings and dislike non-canon ones. That pretty much sums up my ships. But in rare cases, I'll read an AU story, if it's really well written. And if some tiny little ity-bity detail isn't canon I don't really care.

Basically, most of the fanfics I write get betaed by my brilliant older sister, kaillinne arami. Ok, she's not really my sister...But we're related. FINE!! OK, we're not related! We're just really good friends...Grrr...

Fav Characters in HP: Basically I love all HP characters. They're all totally AWESOME... But I especially like Draco, Bellatrix, Narcissa, Lucius, Snape and Tom Riddle... Most Slytherins in fact. JOIN THE DARK SIDE! WE HAVE COOKIES!!

Fav Carecters in Sweeney Todd: Mrs Lovett and Todd himself.

Fav Characters in Sherlock: Sherlock and Moriarty. But Sherlock wins.

News: My story "Nightmares" has won second place in the One-Shot category of the Harry Potter Awards.

Oh, and there is an extremely hilarious Harry Potter Parody on youtube. It's called "A Very Potter Musical" and it's amazing. Check it out! Now (you'll not regret it):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmwM_AKeMCk&feature=SeriesPlayList&p=C76BE906C9D83A3A

STEPHENIE MAYER IS NOT THE NEXT JK ROWLING. HARRY POTTER SHOULD NOT ‘MOVE OVER’. THIS IS FACT.

Quotes:

After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done.

So many books. So little time.

The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference.

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.

A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

If we knew what we were doing, we wouldn't call it research.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

I have always imagined that Paradise will be some kind of library.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Tell the truth and run.

You can't have poetry with out Poe! If not it would just be 'try'; like they tried but failed.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Never judge a book by its movie.

In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock.

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.

Hard work pays off later. Laziness pays off NOW!

Friends help you move. Good friends help you move bodies. Best friends help you kill the witnesses

Music is like candy. You through away the rappers.

Please don't piss me off. I am running out of places to hide the bodies.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel. Just pray it's not a train.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.

I have not failed. I've just found 10 000 ways that won't work.

If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

Everything in this room is edible, even I'm edible. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Join the dark side, we have cookies!

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

So I was like Avada Kedavra and he was like dead. - Voldemort

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed

I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down.

Don't follow in my footsteps... I walk into walls.

Adults are just kids with money.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Isn't in unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Who ever said that nothing was impossible clearly never tried to slam a revolving door.

Kill a man and they call you a murderer. Kill a nation and they call you a king. Kill the world and they call you a god.

When life gives you lemons, through them back and demand oranges.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away, and you have their shoes too.

Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word I am saying.

There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states this has already happened.

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.

I used to think I was indecisive but now I'm not so sure.

It isn't the writer that invents a story. It is the story that invents the writer.

Two teenagers who stole a car: We're underage so we don't care about the police! The people they stole the car from: We're not the police so we don't care that you're underage!

No,please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them. - Homer Simpson

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.