About Moi

My email is: rhinalara@

Well my name is Rhina and i'm really smart, kind of a nerd, but a nerd with style. I LOVE to dance , mostly ballet! eventhough it gives me blisters :P. Also, my hair is really black and ppl ALWAYS ask if i dye it. (i dont btw). I absolutely love to write and i always read fanfics. I don't write flamers because i think they're too mean and every story has potential to shine! :)

Im the person everyone goes to for homework help, advice and a good time. I'm usually too nice, unless you mess with me. Then, we have a problem. So, don't take advantage of the niceness. Just a tip. :)

I'm a pacifist, except when i'm around Ms Lovable (Tiff). I don't know, she brings out the violent part of me. :P My other bestie Claudia does the mean stuff for me everywhere else.

Guys are always trying to get me to go out with them. Yet, i've never had a boyfriend. This makes my friends mad. lol.

I'm the type of girl that dresses for comfort and still looks good while doing it. I'm always there for my friends, no matter what. I love my friends, family and all my grandma's dogs. :P

I believe peace, love and oxygen is all you need to live. Oh, and don't forget the food. :) My best Friends are Tiffany (Ms Lovable), Claudiaa (ClaudiaChaos) and Nikki. I love them with all my heart, no matter how concieted they may be. We never fight. The first fight i had with Claudiaa was because of religion. :P. Never again will i fight. So yea. This is basically all there is to know bout me.

Oh, and how could i forget! My favorite books are Harry Potter and The Clique. I also read the It Girl series. And many more... So yea. Read my stories please!

I may not be posting much on this account, because Ms Lovable and i decided to make a joint account. We both have so many plot bunnies, that we needed to combine them to make the best stories ever! So yea, the name of the account is LovableHeartBreakers. I know, a total oxymoron. :)

Fave Pairings

Harry Potter:

Dramione, Lily/James, Sirius/Lily, Harry/ Ginny, Harry/Luna, Ron/Hermione

The Clique:

Clairington, Closh, Clovert, Clam, Criffen, (anything else with Claire), Massington, Layne/Derrick, Layne/Dempsey.

Twilight:

Edward/Bella, Jacob/Bella, Bella/Jasper, Alice/Jacob, Leah/Jacob.

Vampire Academy:

Lissa/Christian, Rose/Dmitri, Rose/Mason.

It Girl:

Easy/Jenny, Julian/Jenny, Brandon/Jenny, Sebastian/Brett.

Gossip Girl:

Chuck/Blair, Serena/Nate, Serena/Dan

Well, there you go. That's all about me!

Some quotes:

When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing

Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Parents spend the first part of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk. The second half is teaching them to sit down and shut up

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a best friend will be in the room next to you yelling "THAT WAS AWESOME LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive

A best friend is the type of persion who can see you with the biggest smile on your face.. and still know something's wrong.

Even when you cant see him God is there. if you belive in God put this in your profile

How To Annoy People
At An Amusement Park

Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatly if they would like their picture taken.
Leave large gaps in between you and the people in front of you while waiting in line.
Everytime you pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind you in line.
Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.
Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let you off.
Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.
Speak in Spanish, or pretend you're deaf and start making rapid hand movements.
Start talking about shaving your excess body hair in line while everyone around you is silent.
Find someone and tell them you're lost. Use your best acting skills.
Steal all of the pennies out of the water fountains.
Go up to the boy band wanna-be group and pretend to be really excited and ask for their autographs, reassuring them that they're gonna make it big soon.
Take an Alka-Seltzer tablet and begin to have spasmatic movements in your body while foaming at the mouth at the very top of the tallest ride.
Ask the ride attendant if you cannot ride because you are under the influence of herione, marijuana, crack, and every other drug you can think of.
Begin to cry when they start the merry-go-round and have them stop it because you're too scared to go all the way.
Start talking loudly about the last time you got stuck upside-down on this ride, scaring everyone in line around you.
Ask someone that looks like they're in a hurry for directions.
Complain about how dirty the seat is, and demand they clean it off.
Walk up to anyone in the park, and say "Hi, my name is your name" and offer a handshake.
Ask ANYONE for their autograph.
Advertise for a theme park...one you're not at.
Find someone to tell your life story to.
Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer."
Comment how good you look in every picture of you on a ride.
Make fun of everyone else in every set of pictures taken during the rides.
Go up to every character walking around and give them a big hug and call them your "hero."
Ride every water ride and inform everybody with you that you can’t swim and everyone's gonna drown.

Some Insiders: WARNING: ONLY REALLY CLOSE FRIENDS WILL UNDERSTAND THESE

Matthew Dancing ( Insider with Ms Lovable)
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Rhina: I was led to believe those chairs were for one person ( Insider with Ms Lovable)
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Claudiaa: Don't people wonder why he spends so much time in the bathroom?

Rhina: I don't know, maybe he has explosive diarrhea.
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(looks at nepolitan ice cream)

Rhina: Hey, isnt that that guy whose really short and has that horse-

Tiff: Thats Nepolian you idiot!

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My mom: What about this costume? (points to a nun costume)

Rhina: It's soooooo

Tiff and Rhina: Nun-ish.

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(At Santa's Enchanted Forest and I see a white reindeer display)

Rhina: Oh! Look! White Reindeer!

(pause)

Tiff and Rhina: Now, that's just racist.

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(inside the car)

Rhina, looking around at familiar friends: Which one is Cesar?

Tiff, incredously: The one you don't know!

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