ZonateBiscuit
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Joined 02-09-08, id: 1496146, Profile Updated: 04-07-19
Author has written 5 stories for Hobbit, and Supernatural.

Hello, my name is ZonateBiscuit, previously BlueJay Hobbiton, and I'm glad you've visited my sparse page. I am an avid reader and writer, though I haven't posted many stories on the web. I have many passions, and writing is one of them. I love being able to construct new worlds, and give life to the characters and universes around them. Fanfiction is a hobby within a hobby. It's a bit of good fun, and excellent for just clearing the cobwebs out of the brain and exercising the mind.

I don't like to say much about myself on profiles like this because I never know what to say. If I was to break it down, though; I'm friendly, love to read, write and listen to music. I love to improve my writing, and myself always, so constructive criticism is always welcome in whatever I do. I'm open minded, and can adapt quite easily to knew ideas, and have a good imagination.

Please enjoy reading my work, and please, if you feel the need, take a bash at writing yourselves if you haven't already done so. It's a wonderful outlet to help you escape into whatever situation you want or wherever you want to be.

ZeB

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She loves me, She loves me Not by Yves Adele reviews
April has been sending some pretty mixed signals to Donnie lately, and his poor little heart can't take it for much longer. One minute she is being totally awkward, the next she is...kissing him? Apritello fluff. - Update: there is a Part II available to this fic on archiveofourown. Due to fanfiction's mature content rules, it can not be posted here.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Donatello, April O. - Complete
Hold On Tight, It Has Quite the Kick by Type Unique Pen Name Here reviews
The Accountant wants something from Piper. Piper simply wants something. Life is never that simple. Post movie, rated for sexuality and language.
Drive Angry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,626 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Piper, Accountant - Complete
Check Mate by Ajestice reviews
It took him years to perfect the illusion. And all it took was one clever, slightly unstable psychologist to ruin everything, to see beyond the mask and recognize him for what he really was. Emory Brighton knew she was signing her death warrant when she agreed to meet Michael, because Emory knew the truth... that Michael wasn't mentally unstable. He was just very, very smart.
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,476 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Conversations With Smith by Tanathir reviews
NEW CHAPTER October 2007 Agent Smith is ordered to learn about humanity. SmithOFC A different philosophy of the Matrix. WiP
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,216 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 4/13/2002 - Smith, A.
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Guardian Angel reviews
When you feel lost, you begin to pray. Charlie Crivens is lost, but she's not sure anyone can hear her. Castiel/OFC
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 121,641 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/4/2018 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, OC
Scars Heal reviews
Currently updating and editing! Apologies for abrupt changes!- Scars can be harsh and obvious; healed wounds of grander or terrible things... but what of the scars we don't see? Ferin is asked by Gandalf to aid the Dwarves in the journey to take back Erebor. Only she is in an unfortunate, and quite ridiculous situation when she first meets them. Thorin/OFC.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,710 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Thorin
No Longer Human reviews
Being Human Sequel (Oneshot) - Sam Winchester had re-opened The Cage. He, Lucifer, Michael, and Adam were pulled in. Maggie finds herself trapped there along with them. Lucifer/OFC
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,417 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Sam W., Lucifer, Michael, OC
Christmas with Dean
Just a little ficlet gifted to a dear friend of mine for Christmas - Dean/OFC (Reader, second person).
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, OC - Complete
Being Human reviews
Original Imagine: Imagine Lucifer is a virgin and wants you to be his first. "I never understood the practice of fornication." She could hear the disgust in his voice, and agreed with the emotion on principle for the situation. It was likely a passing couple, or a prostitute. And this motel was a dump. "Decided to talk now, have we? And it's called sex."
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,919 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Lucifer, OC - Complete