-I write Hairspray, Hairspray, and Hairspray. Perhaps a bit of Harry Potter will slip in in the future, but that is not likely.

-Reviews are my life. When I don't get reviews, I get discouraged and my well of creativity goes dry.

-I rarely read fanfiction, and by extension I rarely review.

-I get bored easily, which is why Prison Bars And Pecan Pie hasn't been updated. Reviews may spur my writing.

-I love writing Insane Velma because it comes easily to me. Don't ask me why, I haven' the slightest idea.

-I have read fics where I barely got through the first paragraph before turning my eyes away in agony because the author apparently has a grudge against our friends grammar, punctuation, spelling/spell check, and the beloved dictionary.

-If your fic doesn't hold my interest, my attention span will dwindle and I will move on to more exciting things. Therefore you get no review. tear for you

-I am fairly new to the world of fanfiction, but I am learning.

-My life really does revolve around reviews. big puppydog eyes

-I love any and all reviewers for life.

-I don't do fanfiction with real people because it creeps me out. Zikki, for example.

-Trink and Penweed FTW.

-HSM is bordering on lame, and Vanessa Hudgens is... shudders

-I love Nikki Blonsky with a fiery passion.

-I am greatly disappointed with the lack of Edna Turnblad fanfiction; shame on you.

-If you write an Edna/partially Edna fic I will gladly read and review because she is my life. After reviews.

-The darker side of Hairspray interests me; write about it, please.

-I enjoy writing angst because it's what i have the most experiance in. And I enjoy writing Hairspray angst because again, I understand it.

-I dare you to write Velma/Edna.

-I also dare you to write Edna/Corny.

-I enjoy new challenges, so go ahead and give me a bizarre HS pairing to write about.

-Review, I don't bite. Hard. Just kidding, but seriously.