![]() Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Death Note. Name:None of Your Business Location: Some Lib State (Eww) Race: Blonde Age: Uhh, is it necesary to put that in Gender: Girl (Duh!! Girls rule) Ultimate Youtube Vid(s) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNtiEE87NQA&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O6x0wLa07E&feature=channel_page Favorite Quotes: I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. friends visit you in jail, good friends bail you out of jail, best friends are sitting next to you saying "DUDE! that was amazing!" Distance means nothing to me - it only makes me want to see you more. To put it nicely, I hope you choke Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to. If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off. friends give you their umbrella when it is raining, best friends steal yours and scream back at you "RUN FOREST, RUN!" I love you is 8 letters, so is bullshit. Life sucks then you die You're Funny, but looks aren't everything Boys, otherwise known as ass holes with hollow heads Silence is golden, duck tape is silver People are like slinkies. Absolutely pointless, but funny to watch fall down stairs. I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. I am ready to meet my maker, whether or not my maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is a whole other matter MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENtal anxiety, MENopause... godamnit... all of our problems start with MEN! aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it, so it keeps flying anyway. It was never love that broke her heart it was losing that love that tore her apart. Are we fighting?" friends comfort you when you're rejected, best friends walk up to him in a public place and say loudly "It's because you're gay isn't it?" Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless. I can't cry hard enough for you to hear me. boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and easy to replace. One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. friends help you move, best friends help you move the body. friends tell you you're too good for him when your dumped, best friends call him up and say "You're gonna die in seven days." Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Smile. It confuses people. Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity So... what you're saying is, I should cancel my plans to invade China Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. friends ask you why you're crying, best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry. Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking. No I won't go to hell! They have a restaining order against me! friends hide you from the cops, best friends are probably the reason you're running from them in the first place. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something... Mello shoots anyone who calls him a girl, I shoot any bitch who touches my chocolate. Let the battle begin. you call me a bitch, bitch is another word for dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature, nature is beautiful, you just called me beautiful, thanks for the compliment. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. You were born an original... don't die a copy. Your right to smoke stops when it interferes with my right to breathe. My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway A day without sunshine is like... night. Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you. It's okay, pluto. I'm not a planet either. God, give me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the strength to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the dead bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me. If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? If you jog backwards, will you gain weight? When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? “I want ramen!” “Why’d you do that?” "Okay then Ass! Tell me then. What's the quickest way to a man's heart?" Have you ever wondered which hurts most: Saying something and wishing you hadn’t; or saying nothing and wishing you had? Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. "Go forth and set the world on fire." ~ screw the metaphorical, literal all the way It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much It is a sad day when you fail your IQ test. Its an even sadder day day when you fail your gender test. I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. if you say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit How is it possible to have a civil war? friends will help you find your way when you're lost, best friends will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot. I smile because I have no idea what's going on! Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to If you don't like the way I drive, then get off the sidewalk. Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think too many people would die. friends will help you learn to drive, best friends will help you roll the car into a lake to collect the insurance money I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to. Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very fraid! Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horiscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing Reasons why girls are the best 1.We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter Copies and Pasties... ()() Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. 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If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHORT STORY EVER! Ever since you had first arrived at his school, and laid your eyes open him; you knew that there was something not quite right about him. His behavior while interacting with his fellow classmates to you; seemed to just be part of one big act. A big act that no one seemed to notice except for you. His light brown; almost dirty blond hair when shined just right in the light might have looked like a halo was shining brilliantly above his head to any other person, but you knew better; one accidental glance at the cold look in his eyes told you that much, and yet you still watched him. You watched on as he smiled, and laughed with his friends in the hall way; both of his actions were void of any feeling. Your eyes fired up in determination. You were some how going to confront him, no matter what the repercussions would be. But how were you going to go about doing it? Then the perfect solution came to you in the form of the only class the both of you shared together; art. When the bell rang to signal that it was time to head for class you walked into the direction of the art studio. As you walked into the art studio you inwardly smirked, because today just happened to be a day where you would have to be partnered up with someone. As discreetly as you could muster you watched as he strutted through the door, and sat down in his assigned seat near the window. You frowned as you watched him staring at you through the reflection. Your heart started to beat fast, Does he know? Or maybe I'm not being discrete enough? You slowly averted your gaze back to the front of the class. The final bell rang signaling the beginning of class, and you watched as your art teacher tried to get the class to be quiet. “Ahem, alright class as you should all know by now today is the day that you get to partner up with another classmate, and work on your drawing assignment. The assignment you will be doing today has to do with flower/plant meanings, so guess what that means? You will be drawing a flower, or plant with the meaning that best interprets what you think your partner's personality is, and then you will present both your works to the class.” You rolled your eyes, as you listened to the girls around you saying that they were going to ask 'him' to be their partner. "Alright class, happy partner hunting!” your art teacher left you, and your classmates to pick partners. And let the screaming, and bitch slapping begin, you let out a mushroom sigh as you watched every other girl shoot out of their seat to go and badger 'him' to be their partner. “He's my partner, so leave already!” “No, he's mine!” “Over my dead body! He's my partner!” “Oh no you didn't bitch!” “Both you bitches back it up, because he already said that he was going to be my partner!” “Liar!” You winced as you watched two girls pulling each other by the hair, and another two had managed to pull each other to the ground and were clawing at one another. You snorted when you saw that your art teacher had conveniently had stepped out of the studio. “Do you mind if I be your partner?” You looked in front of you, and there he was flashing you with one of those empty charming smiles that you have grown accustomed to seeing after watching him for so long. You gave him a light smile, and replied “sure.” You chanced a quick glance at the girls that had been previously fighting for him to be their partner, and you gulped. Every other female in the room was giving you a dirty look. You shrugged off their glares. Just ignore them. Yeah , that's right. Just ignore them, and everything will be fine. It's worth it. Well, maybe. You inwardly shuddered. He sat down in the seat next to you, and you both pulled out the materials that you would need to draw. "So, _. What are you going to draw?” He gave you what appeared to be a curious look, but you knew that wasn't the question that he wanted to ask you. You flashed him a bright smile, and with amusement answered, “wait and see.” You almost smirked when you saw his smile slowly fade away from his face as he turned around in his seat to get started on his assignment. Oh this is going to be good, you thought as you took a piece of charcoal out of your pencil box, and you formed quick skilled strokes over the paper. “Alright class, time is up. Stop what your doing, and let's get started with the presentations,” your teacher walked back into the art studio. “So which two of you should be my first victims?” Your art teacher scanned the room before she pointed to the two of you. “, and Light. So, which one of you would like to go first?” Light looked at you, and you shrugged. “I'll go first,” Light volunteered. “Alright Light, what have you got there?” Light stood up in front of his seat,and showed to the teacher as well as the rest of his classmates his drawing. The teacher nodded, and recorded Light's grade. “A Larkspur1, well done Light." “Alright _ it's your turn.” You gritted your teeth in order to to keep from cursing at Light. Oh, I'm the one easy to read huh? I don't think so Light Yagami; I'll show you who's easy to read2. You smiled at your teacher, stood up in front of the class, and revealed your drawing. Your classmates all whispered to each other the same thing, “I don't get it. Why a Ebony Tree?3 She really doesn't know him at all!” Your art teacher cleared her throat to silence the class, but no one was listening to her. “Class be quiet!” “Everyone settle down. Let's hear what _ has to say before we judge her,” Light smiled at his fellow classmates to quell their anger, but his eyes flashed red as he made this suggestion to them. “Well, if Light thinks we should give her a chance,” your classmates grumbled, but said no more. “Thank you Light. So, _ dear why did you pick a Ebony Tree?” Your teacher, and your classmates stared at you, but their stares were not as intense as Light's. “To match the blackness in his heart,” you replied with a wide smile on your face. ~fin~ 1 The meaning representing Larkspur is “an open heart.” Also means "beautiful spirit.' I'll leave it up to your imagination which one he meant. 2 I'll leave it to your imagination which was the meaning light meant, and if _ misinterpreted him. 3 The meaning representing an Ebony Tree is “blackness.” |