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A Series of Strange And Hilarious Events by luvlylinz reviews
The world seemed to freeze and I stifled a sigh. He smelled so good! EW! Wait, Malfoy smells good? No way. I checked again, subtly, of course. Although one can only be so subtle when on another’s chest…' READ AND REVIEW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,212 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Satire on the Death Eaters by Annabella x reviews
This is a character study of the Death Eaters- with a twist. It is a satire, and, I hope, you will find it amusing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Alecto C., Voldemort - Complete
Ten Steps to DeSueify a Mary Sue by NickyFox13 reviews
The dreaded Mary Sue pollutes the Harry Potter fandom, and who else but Ron Weasley, with the help of Harry, Hermione and Ginny, will all teach you how to make a Mary Sue into a plesant original character. Expect weirdness and a lot of chaos. AU [Slowly undergoing edits]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,964 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
The Realistic Version of Breaking Dawn by Molly et Wobbles reviews
In this short little version of BD, the character followed logic and gained some well-needed insight, and of course, things did not turn out the same... Bella/Edward, Oneshot -Wobbles
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Liquor and Poker? I Hardly Know Her! by cannibalcake reviews
Ten/Donna. Trilogy of drabbles. The Doctor engages Donna in a friendly game of poker...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Not Part of a Time Lord's Vocabulary by ZiggyChaos reviews
Time Lords never get lost." Yeah, right, Doctor! Ten, Donna, TARDIS.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by Dizzykat reviews
Excuse me? Hermione asked, a look of shock mingled with disgust spreading over her face. You heard me! Ginny smirked, I dare you to seduce Draco Malfoy. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,126 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Houses, Both Alike in Dignity by Sadie Lovegood reviews
Formerly "Mud Is Thicker Than Water." 24 years after the War, the magic world is in chaos again: Gryffindor vs. Slytherin. What happens when a pureblood son of Slytherin and a Muggleborn daughter of Gryffindor see love in each other in spite of all?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,618 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Planet of the Chipmunks by Rowena Zahnrei reviews
Aiming to prove that not ALL his adventures are frightening life or death escapades, the Doctor takes a skeptical Donna to a planet with a rather 'special' sort of atmosphere…
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
How Happy is Your Meal by Secret Snoopy reviews
It's a typical McDonalds meal in a McDonalds commercial... or is it? Yeah, it is.
TV Commercials - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Caught Between The Twisted Stars by Beer Good reviews
So what really happened between Romeo and Juliet in that bedroom? How did awkward teenagers do before the invention of the electric light? And does 'where' and 'wherefore' really mean the same thing?
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Dancing Tampons by BestSkeptic reviews
Draco stumbles into Hermione's tampon stash and is completely oblivious as to what they are. A short, lighthearted piece that goes to show that even married couples, despite vows to do otherwise, keep secrets from each other. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Dork Obsession by Goldilocks V.2 is an angel reviews
This is a story about a dorky girl being obsessed with Bill Nye.
Bill Nye The Science Guy! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
Mary Mary Sue by Ryo0oki reviews
Listen up all, Mary Sue has something to say. R for language. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/17/2002 - Published: 5/12/2002 - Complete
Dumbledore's Stash reviews
Fred and George decide to pull a prank. Soon the rumor of Dumbledore's stash fills the school. Each of the houses have a different idea of what it is. Dumbledore discovers the gossip and makes a plan of his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,775 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Albus D.