Name:Resa

Age:16

Gender: Female. Dur.

My youtube!!: KissyKaiba

On Twitter and deviantart I am KissyKaiba.

A few things about me:

I'm cobuseympletely insane. I support Ron/Luna (RedMoon) I support Harry/Hermione (Harmony) I support Draco/Ginny (Fire and Ice).

My sister is HOC, HighOnCookies. We have something that we call "twinlepathy" twinlepithy means we can sometimes hear each other's thoughts(Like fred & george).

I love to write parodies to storys I've read.

I'm a total nerd. Isn't everyone on this site? That's almost a requirement or something...

I can not spell to save my life.

I also can not type... or text... I don't get any of those abrivations. Honestly, they expect people to automatically know what they mean!! UG!

Yu-Gi-Oh is my life! Expect many more fanfics for this catagory.

I love Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged series! Little Kirriboh (CANNOT SPELL!) is brilliant!!

I hope to someday be an author or act. I'

I excel at grammer. Spelling on the other hand...

I make up words and expect people to know what they mean. Sorry.

I hate it when people who don't like you talk to you. Just move on please! No one wants to listen to all your fake compliments.

I'm Catholic. Thought I'd through that out there. I don't, however, shove my religion down people's throats.

Parings I support:

Yu-Gi-Oh- YugiXAnzu, HondaXShizuka, JonouchiXMai, SetoXKisara, PegasusXIshisu

Harry Potter- HarryXHermione, HarryXLuna (kind of), RonXLuna, RonXLavender, NevileXLuna, DumbledoreXMcgonnagal(teehee)

Inkheart- FARIDxMEGGIE!

Other Identities: KissyKaiba is my name on almost any site I go to. in particular. I'll be advertising my stories there.

Upcoming Stories:

Millennium Chronicles: I was actually working on my other story (Aknaden) when I realized, in the first chapter I talk about all the times that Seto's father had had to step in to perfect his son's future. At first, I just thought it was poetic and awesome, and then I realized that would make a great story. So here it is! The heart wrenching tale of two lovers and their quest through time, social class, and unreasonable odds to keep their love alive. But not all endings end happily, especially not when you are dealing with the malefic cunning of Aknaden. Life's a bitch and then you die. Again, and again, and again.

The Outsiders story(will have a name soon:P): "There are three things I am almost sure of. One, that Hazel Eagon is one hell of a nasty little bitch," that comment did not suprise me much. They had spent most of the time insulting each other. "Two, that explaines why she's a cop. And three, and I swear Pony if you tell anyone this I will bash in your head and beat you till you're an unrecogniseable pulp, I think I'm in love with her." Three months after Pony's report, but things are a bit diffrent. He had never said more than three words to Cherry, exsept in his dreams wich occur nightly. Jony and Dally are alive and well, and he and Darry still need to work a few things out. But one night, while at the movies, Dally sterts pestern' a group of girls sitting in front of them, things start to change. For better or worse, Pony can't tell. But, lets just say, romaces with Cherry are now a definate second prioraty.

Bedtime Stories: "Daddy, will you tell us a bedtime story?" Yugi lookeed down at his four-year-old daughter."Well, I guess..." "Tell us one about princes and princesses!" Um... Ok...um... Once apon a time, there was a prince named...Seto..." Bed time staring the yu-gi-oh cast!

Lucy: I could have done more, he cussed and punched the wall with everything he had, causing his knuckles to bleed, I could have stopped it! Why did she have to die...A Kaiba Kisara songfic based on the song Lucy by Skillet. Kaiba is having flash backs to Egypt and rembering all the times he had with Kisara. Might be a one shot, might be more, we'll see how people respond

The Clockyard-"It was the slow steady drip of the acid on the floor that made him realize they were in deep shit. He couldn’t help but feel that this was his fault. The brave young Nightwing couldn’t even keep those he cared about safe. He never could. But now it was worse. He had not just brought his friends into this, but the whole city and the woman he loved most. And all he could think about was how to get her out. Bruce was right. He wasn’t ready for this. Not even close." What happens when the joker finally decides to team up with someone who actually has a chance of winning? Batman comes to Jump city to ask the titans for help. Can Robin, now the young vigilante Nightwing, but aside their diffrences to be the superhero he claims to already be?

New chapter in tournament of hearts- It's been forever sense I've updated and I'm soooooooooo sorry! Now I've just got to write the deul, so I'll probably have it up sometime this week... I hope...

Quotes and such...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH (or part), so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN (or part), so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I LIKE TO WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN (or half/part), so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH (or part), so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER(or more), so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love (or like) YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I can't helpI cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

Not every one is who you think they are. Sociaty lies to us. It tells us to be a certain way, and we listen. We have to stand up for who we are and never back down. Don't let sociaty tell you you're wrong.

Name twelve characters from any fandom

1. Kaiba
2. Emmett

3. Jean Grey
4. Yugi
5. Harry Potter
6. Neville Longbottom

7. Hermione

8. Draco

9. Misty
10. Joey
11. Patch
12. Jace

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic? Do you want to?
Hum, interesting. I would have to say no, because they aren't even from the same series. Not saying I wouldn't... They'd make an interesting couple...

2. Do you think Four is hot?
Not really. But he IS the cutest thing in this universe!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
We would know a bit more about Draco then, wouldn't we?

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
I haven't read one...

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
No, Emmett is too out there for Neville.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Harry/Misty or Harry/Joey... Harry/Misty. We'll call that...um... Storm shipping! Get it? Lightning bolt, mist... no? Forget it.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Hermione walking in on Jace and Emmett? Ha! She'd be insanely confused!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Jean grey, angry with her husband, runs to Japan and has an affair with... Joey Wheeler???????? WTF!!!!

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
No. Kaiba Draco fics would be all angsty.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Sadly, I'm no good with titles.

11. What plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
That would be HILLAROUS!!!! But I don't whant to scare you for life, so...

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
What's a friend's list?

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Read twelve.

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Emmett/Yugi/Harry... Ewwwwwwyyyyy!!! SCARY IMAGES!!!!! SCARY IMAGES!!!!

15. What would Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"Furrys do it best!" tehe!

16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Draco... hum... Numb by Linkin Park.

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING: Kaiba/Neville/Jace crack.

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Joey to Emmett, right? "I got a bear suit in the closet." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

19. When was the last time you read a fic about five?

2 days ago...

20. What is Five's super secret kink?
He's afraid of unicorns... ;)

21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Nah, He's too buisy trying to deflower Nora. Tehe!

22. If Three and Seven got together, who tops?
Hermione. All I have to say.

23. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), before following the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Kaiba and Hermione(Haha) are in a happy relationship until Misty runs off with Yugi(WTF). Kaiba, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Patch(ok?) and a brief unhappy affair with Jace(Wow...), before following the wise advice of Harry Potter(-giggles- we all know how GREAT he is whith relationships) and finds true love with Jean(WHAT????).

"Dally has a nice butt!" -My friend. You know who you are Ha- um... I mean...Miss Annonomous

"Dally: the fun, exciting, law-breaking Romeo."-My friend Hayley

"Kill your brother: you'll feel better." - The Lost Boys; no I'm not telling you to kill your siblings.

"Chips have feelings too!" -Drew (PKTH friend)

"I once dreamed I was a baby pig living on a farm! Oink! Oink! Oink" -Dumbledore, Harry Potter Puppet Pals

"Should I put it in park?" PkTH while trying to park a car

"Stop being a jerk, Jake.

You say that like it's posable." -Bella and Jacob, Braking Dawn

"Oh shit.

Nice choice of words, Harry." -Harry and Hermine, How Did this Happen?

"We love you Neville, oh yes we do. We love you Neville, and we'll be true. When your not near us we're blue. Oh Neville ."-My friends and I in Neville's fan club

"I have wraped myself in a cacoon of blankets from wich I cannot escape! Is this the end of our young herione?!" -Me

there once was a cruel old tiger
who really was much too eager.
so i stole his coat and gently spoke
a poem to all of the dreamers.

isn't it marvelous to kill all the beasts
and to finally see it's done?
you can sing along,
drifting off to sleep - efbeckly from youtube. He is awesome! check out his vids!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

'Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your option. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child?

If you're against abortion, re-post this

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.-Thomas Jefferson, The Decloration of Independance

harry potter: well, last night I dreamt that I was raped by a unicorn.

Hermione:Um...

Harry:It happens to men!

Hermione: alright...

Harry: the weirdest part is, I think it was a guy... His name was Gary.

Gabriel: I need to get you out of here. It's not safe.

Mo:So it's not safe here, bbut it's safe to go with a phyco-staler killer!!

I hate Republicains and there's a reason the democrats symbol in an ass.

"He's like flaming hot cheetoes!" -My 8 year old cusin.

Calvin: Hobbes, watch this. You stick the bread in the toaster, press this button and... Toast pops up!!!

Hobbes: Where did the bread go?

Calvin: Beats me.

mom:"Where are you?"

daughter:"In a dark ally drinking with a bunch of older guys I don't know."

mom:"that's funny, me too!"

"That's the biggest duck I've ever seen! Come here fucking stalion duck. He's not afraid at all!" R.I.P Jimmy (The Revrand Bartholamue Plauge)

Whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile, and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible, it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.