"If he rips my arms out, I'll kick him to death!
If he rips my legs off, I'll bite him to death!
If he rips my head off, I'll stare him to death!
And if he gouges out my eyes, I'll curse him from the grave!" -Naruto Uzumaki

Fanfiction happens to be my first love ("Believe It").Well,Maybe not first but definitely second (First being Naruto Uzumaki).So feel free to PM me on anything fanfiction related!

I have several favourite pairings with most of them being yaoi pairings (Hehe..Who can resist hot men having the hots for one another).But I do also like some hetero pairings.Most of my favourite pairings come from the Narutoverse,With some of them being-

{In order of SemeUke}

Naruto-

NaruSasu

GaaNeji

ZabuHaku

SasoDei

KisaIta

KakaIru

Bleach-

IchiIshi

Slam Dunk-

HanaRu

SenKosh

HanaFuji

MitKo

KiyoJin

Air Gear-

IkkiKazu

Kyo Kara Maou-

YuuRam

CLAMP~

XxxHolic-

DouWata

Legal Drug-

RikuKaza

Tsubasa Chronicle-

KuroFai

X/1999-

SeishiroSubaru

FuumaKamui

Card Captor Sakura-

TouyaYuki

Wish-

ShuichiroKohaku

KokuyoHisui

RG Veda-

YashaAshura

Hetero Pairings~

Escaflowne-

VanHitomi

Law of Ueki-

UekiAi

And So On...

What I absolutely despise-

NaruSaku or SasuSaku-I just don't think Sakura will ever truly understand any of them

Incest including but not limited to~ItaSasu or SasuItav(Uchihacest) and NejiHina {Where I'm from cousins are akin to siblings}~- Come on guys thats your sibling your talking about,your own flesh and blood .

SasuNaru-Seriously with that glossy black hair,pale skin and rosy,red lips Sasuke is more an Uke than Naruto is.Also,Unless you're blind how can you not see the serious muscles Naruto's developed in Shippuden.Add to that the fact that Sasuke spends all of Shippuden parading around in a revealing Kimono,What do you get? Proof that Naruto can not and should not be made Uke.Especially not the simpering,weak,pitiful one that most authors make you're just bending the truth~ The container of the most terrifying demon the World has ever seen,the son of the Leaf Villages greatest hero,the student of 2 of the most powerful men in the NarutoVerse,One of the most powerful men in the Naruto World-Weak? ,Pitiful?,In need of Protection? ,Submissive? ,An Uke? IMPOSSIBLE!

For much the same reason I also happen to despise RuHana and IshiIchi.If anyone's noticed Uchiha Sasuke,Rukawa Kaeda and Ishida Uryuu do look very alike.(Read above description of Sasuke and apply it for the other two).Even NejiGaa is weird.For heavens sake Neji with his long,shimmering,lush brown hair and girly figure definitely wins over Gaara in the Uke department.

Currently Reading-RG Veda.With amazing,detailed artwork and a gripping storyline RG Veda has all the elements that constitute a typical CLAMP Manga and will definitely have you hooked.Caution-The plot does get confusing at times but the wonderful characters more than make up for that.Fave Characters-Yasha(With his muscles and devilish good looks) ,Ryu-Oh,Souma-Oh and the beautiful Kendappa-Oh.

If you want to know the name of some amazing fics with the aforementioned pairings or others,Do not hesitate to PM me .

Also,Check out the community (NarutoSasUke) where I guarantee you'll find some amazing stories.

I've just set up a community(Shinigami Meets Quincy~~An IchiIshi Collection).For all those who love IchiIshi but have trouble locating some interesting fics,Do,check out the community.I've put in all my personal favourites and have tried to vary the pallete so that everyone can find something to read here.I guarantee that you won't be dissapointed!

If there are any fics that you feel should be included here,Feel free to PM Me and I'll willingly oblige.

Staff Needed.Anyone interested please PM Me!

Now I'm not going to bore you any longer (Provided you're still reading and If not I don't blame you) On with the show-