Do anyone of you know ColdWaterChicken? Well, I'm that crazy 13-year-old hen. :3

I am a fellow Catholic who believes in our one and only God, our Savior.

I replace bad words with 'chicken stuff.' For example: WHAT THE CHICKEN STUFF AM I DOING WRITING ON MY PROFILE AT MIDNIGHT?! And if I's ever have a swear word, the worst would be 'heck,' 'darn,' or 'shut up.' =/

I update my profile almost every day so if it keeps getting longer and longer than everyone be like: yo, like how da chiken stuf did shee do dat so fast?

Fact: People should turn off WI-FI and Cellular Data before putting their phones, iPads or PC's by the bed. If not, then enjoy being radioactive.

Fact: People should ALSO turn off WI-FI and Cellular Data ESPECIALLY if they have a pet in their room; because an animal is more sensitive to electronics than humans and they could absorb more radiation. Hey, I trying to save an animal's life, here.

Fact: Chickens look at their food with one eye, and keep a look out for predators with their other eyes.

Fact: Speaking about eyes, I've had bloodshot eyes once on March 2020 when the four little turkeys and 20 little chicks my parents brought home from Tractor Supply Co. died within the same week we got them! (I hate that store ever since) (stupid incubators made them hatch mutated with no where to digest) (darn people only wanting money)

Fact: Here's the link to my favorite forum, All things Ninja! where you can talk just about anything that include Ninjago!

Fact: Even Zane is incapable of logical THOT.

Favorite Shows: LEGO Ninjago, Trollhunters (dude, y did i drem abot it de uder nite?) Trolls: The Beat Goes On!, Kong: King of the Apes, Barbie: Life in the Dream House, Total Drama (That show is hilarious! XD) The Lion Guard, Sonic X, Sonic Boom, Dragon Tales!

Favorite Movies: Yesterday, The Lorax, The Lion King, G-Force, Ice Age.

Favorite Games: Undertale, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, Five Nights at Freddy's, Minecraft, Battlefield, SSX Tricky, The Maw.

Hobbies: Writing, drawing, playing piano, singing in the shower, working on the farm all day long, telling stories to myself, making up crazy crossovers,

Favorite Characters: Sans (Undertale), Simon "Ghost" Riley (COD: MW2), Zane (Ninjago), Springtrap (FNAF3), James Lake Jr. (Trollhunters) Kong (Kong: King of the Apes) Lukas (Kong: King of the Apes) Kion (TLG) Theodore "Ted" Wiggins (The Lorax) The Once-ler (The Lorax) Darwin (G-Force) Frank (The Maw) Manfred (Ice Age)

Favorite Animals: CHICKENS! DOGS! BIRDS! (I am so Zane XD) Frogs, elephants, wolves, lions, mammoths (Manny!) ladybugs, butterflies, dragon(tales!)flies dinosaurs.

What you'll see here: Crazy crossovers, dumb stories, weird ships and spin-offs.

What you won't see here: Boyxboy or girlxgirl stuff, rated M chicken stuff, that darn word 'hoodie'

Am I the only person who thought about:

1: making a FNAF spin-off with Ninjago called "Five Nights at Lloyd's?" Where Lloyd replaces Freddy, Nya replaces Chica, Jay replaces Bonnie, Kai replaces Foxy, Wu replaces the Puppet, Cole replaces Balloon Boy, PIXAL replaces Mangle (how ironic) Morro replaces Toy Freddy, Harumi replaces Circus Baby, Garmadon replaces Fredbear, Darreth replaces Toy Bonnie, and Zane replaces Springtrap?

2: Making a story where Ghost or Sans meet the Ninja?

3: Replace Zane's death song on Ghost's death scene and doing vice versa with Zane's death scene?

4: The song 'Daddy's Little Monsters' by TryHardNinja could actually fit Sans singing it about Gaster and the monsters from the Underground?

You know what I hate? People who think we are immature and too old for Ninjago, you know what I say? I say we stay who we are and love what we love! Copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list if you agree with me: NinjagoZanelover, Special Agent Alanshee, Lucy Brick 152, NinjagoMasterOfTheForce, AwesomeDisneyWolfChild, Ponygirl009, ebony umbreon, LegoTerraWarrior, CrystalliaWriting, Zena 1421, boomletstudios, Steampunk Wilson, A Huge Fangirl, CaptainSteve1, Verbum artis, T3ddyBearL0ve

How to get kicked out of a store (copied off CaptainSteve1's profile)

(I had to take off the original number one 'cuz it makes me uncomfortable--no offence!)

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the restroom. (O_O')

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"code 3' in housewares.

4. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

5. Move a "CAUTION-WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission impossible" theme.

11. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say ''PICK ME!'' ''PICK ME!''

12. When an announcement comes over the speaker, assume the fetel position and scream... ''NO! NO! It's those voices again!''

13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

14. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, "Pikachu I choose you!"

15. Eat a bunch of garlic and when you talk to a clerk, you start gong "Oh, HHHHHIIIIIII!!! I need some HHHHEEEELLLLPP finding some GAAARRRLLLIIICCC." to give away some bad breath.

IF YOU LAUGHED AT THIS REPOST ON YOUR PROFILE. YOU KNOW YOU DID

Normal Peeps vs. Ninjago Peeps (Copied off CaptainSteve1's profile)

Normal People: go to Six Flags or Disneyland

Ninjago Fans: beg their parents to take them to "Mega-Monster Amusement Park" (or do the opposite, that place seems to have a pretty bad attack problem)

Normal People: say, "Ew, snakes are gross!"

Ninjago Fans: stomp on snakes just in case they're spawn of the Great Devourer

Normal People: want to fly or have lazer eyes like Superman

Ninjago Fans: want Elemental powers and will do anything to prove they have 'em

Normal People: shriek, "We're doomed!"

Ninjago Fans: shriek, "We're so hooped!"

Normal People: say “That’s awesome!”

Ninjago Fans: say, “So ninja!”

Normal People: scream, “AHH SAVE ME EDWARD!!!”

Ninjago Fans: whoop, “Screw the sparkly vampire - LET’S CHOP-SOCKY THIS POPSICLE STAND!”

Normal People: moan, “I give up.”

Ninjago Fans: yell, “NINJA NEVER QUIT!”

Normal People: shrug and say, “Eh, I’ll do it tomorrow.”

Ninjago Fans: slap those normal people in the face and say, “Never put off til tomorrow what can be done today!”

Normal People: order their Asian food from anywhere - just about anything floats their boat

Ninjago Fans: double-check to make sure they’re not ordering from “Master Chen’s Noodle House” - we don’t want to support that creep. Unless Skylor’s in charge - then go for it!

Normal People: wish they had a wish-granting genie

Ninjago Fans: warn those normal people, "Be careful what you wish for."

Normal People: take ballet because they have a weird desire to

Ninjago Fans: only bother to learn a proper pirouette because they think if they do it fast enough, they'll master Spinjitzu

Normal People: want to sail on a cruise ship

Ninjago Fans: want fly on 'Destiny's Bounty'

Normal People: play "rock paper scissors"

Ninjago Fans: play "rock paper clamp"

Normal People: call Zane an "android"

Ninjago Fans: scream, "HOW DARE YOU HE IS THE WORLD'S COOLEST NINDROID!"

Normal People: listen to regular music

Ninjago Fans: know the Weekend Whip by heart and will listen to the Fold all the time

Normal People: think time travel is the coolest thing since Twilight

Ninjago Fans: think time travel is the worst thing since Twilight

Normal People: think Ninjago fans are dumb and childish

Ninjago Fans: point out that normal people like weirder things than Ninjago

Normal People: ignore this

Ninjago Fans: copy and paste this to their profile with pride!

From PracticallyZane's profile

If you are a Zane (Ninjago) fan person, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: ZaneMetaknightlover, NinjagoZ, NinjagoZane17, PracticallyZane, T3ddyBearL0ve

A Ninjago Fan Interview (copied off Verdum artis's profile)

1. Who is your favorite Ninja?

OH, MY GOSH, ZANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. What would you do if you met your favorite Ninja?

Shake him by the shoulders and go "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" while looking at my siblings with wild eyes.

3. What would your favorite Ninja do if s/he met you?

Raise an eye brow as I continue screaming.

4. What music does s/he listen to?

Laments and sad songs probably, because he's always so suicidal.

5. Do you have an OC?

Nope. And if I do, it'll be my late rooster Crooked Beak.

6. What would your OC do if s/he met your favorite Ninja?

Look at him for food.

7. What crazy thing could you imagine s/he doing?

Singing "Five Nights at Freddy's' by the Living Tombstone.

9. Who is your favorite Serpentine?

I guess Skales.

10. What crazy thing could you imagine s/he doing?

B* slapping Nya in the face.

11. What would your favorite Ninja and Serpentine do if they met each other?

Drink tea.

12. Who is your least favorite Ninja?

EERRRRR I would go between Jay or Kai... since they haven't really given themselves up to save anyone or somethin'... IDK...

13. Who is your least favorite Serpintine?

Pythor...

14. If you could marry your favorite Ninja, how many kids would you have?

O_O'

15. What is your favorite Ninjago pairing?

Zane and the air conditioner.

16. Have you ever called a Ninja hot?

UHHHHHHHHHH...

17. If you could be a ninja, what would it be of?

Shifting into animals!

18. What side would you join?

Oh, my gosh, why does this question even exist?

Ninjago Quiz #2 (From Verdum artis's profile)

List Ninja in order of AMAZINGNESS!!!!

1) Zane

(2) Lloyd

(3) Nya

(4) Jay

(5) Cole

(6)Kai

Who would make breakfast in the morning, 3, or 5?

ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE.

You get in a fight with 2, why, and who wins?

Lloyd: What did you say?!

Me: I said you should stop stealing the spotlight and cheating on Akita for Racer Seven! *runs*

Akita: YOU LITTLE--

You wake up in the middle of the night after having a horrible nightmare (as in really really bad), which do you run to for comfort, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, or 6?

Zaaanneeee.

Zane: *sweats nervously*

You're at a theme park, who do you go on the huge roller coaster with, 4, 2, or 5?

Meh, I wouldn't go the thing.

If 4 asked you out on a date, what would you say?

Are you chicken serious right now??

You go to the haunted house at the fair, who do you hide behind when you get scared, 5, 4 or 1?

Why the chicken stuff would I go to a haunted house in the first place?!

Everyone is on the couch watching a movie, what movie is it, and where are you sitting?

It better be either a nice Korean drama or an animal movie. And I'd probably be sitting with Zane, Teddy, my dog and chickens. :3 Although if the movies end in a cliffhanger or with a phone ringing, then lemme GTFO.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you:

Live in a farm in the middle of cornfields.

Know how to use chainsaw.

Know how to ride a tractor.

Know how to chase chickens into their coop.

Know how to resist bugs and flies.

Know how to dress up to harvest crops.

Know how to grab a chicken by its legs.

Know how to pull out weeds by the the root.

Know how to distinguish which plants are weeds and which ones are vegetables.

Know how to walk a strong, eager, pulling dog without having to bend over too much.

Know how to not yelp or shout when you get hurt real bad.

Know what it feels like to lose a friend.

And now a sneak peak to an upcoming crazy crossover story called "A Couple of Silly Stories and Whatnot!"

Me: *looking at the doorway of my messy room* What. The chicken stuff. Is. on. My darn doorway?!

Zane: hELlO ThERe.

Me: GeRnElr-

NEXT SNEAK PEAK!

Sonic: *running around Green Hill Zone*

Me: *digging a hole in da middle of Green Hill Zone*

Sonic: *falls in Da Hole* WHHOOOAA--*insert Roblox OOF sound*

Me: Oh, hiya! I didn't expect to see you here! Wanna Dukey treat? They don't taste that bad! Well, you don't have much of a choice since we're both pretty much stuck here.

Sonic: Wait--WHA-

- A few moments later...-

Sans: *teleports by Da Hole* *heya, you two look like you're down in the dump--

Sonic: Oh, be quiet. *throws Dukey treat on Sans skull*

NEXT SNEAK PEAK!

Me: *standing on the dinner table* THIS CHICKENS ON FI-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Sans: *sounds like chicken nugget--

Me: SHUT IT! *slams a bone that came outta nowhere on said skeleton's skull. How ironic, isn't it?*

Kai: But I thought it sounded nice--

What do you call Zane as Springtrap? Zanetrap.

What do you call Zane as Spring Bonnie? Spring Zane.

What do you call Zane as Plush Trap? Plush Zane.

What do you call Zane as Scrap Trap? Scrap Zane.

What do you call the guy stuck in Zane? B R E N T M I L L E R--

I CHICKEN LOVE FEATHERS AND CHICKENS AND WHATNOT SO DON'T MESS WITH ME CUZ' I KNOW HOW TO USE A CHAINSAW AND MACHETE!

Lion and his homies be like: (O)_(O)

copy and paste this on your profile and add your name to it if you know you're weird: T3ddyBearL0ve.