Most of my pairings are slash. There is some femslash and hetero stuff thrown in, but it's mostly slash. So if this squicks you, GTFO. Just kidding. Hahahahaha. . .But seriously get out.

My stories are below. Please read and enjoy them; if you have time, please leave some constructive criticism; if not, a quick word about wha you liked would be appreciated. This means something along the lines of this:

I really enjoy what you've done with this. The way you've used Blah, blah, blah

I don't really like this:

OMG!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!one I LUV TIS! ITS SO PURTY AND AGRJKOFJI DAMONVAYNCGEOSTEFANNSEHPEKAH,PONIES

And I especially don't like this:

EEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!SLASH IS GROSS.

If you don't like what I've written(maybe you don't think people are in character or I've gotten something wrong about the show/book), please leave a comment and let me know.

If you don't like it because you hate the pairing/hate slash/hate femslash/hate het/hate Pluto no longer being a planet, then do not leave a comment or message me. There is a back button for a reason.

And none of these comments are jabs at any particular person. They're just things that irritate the serial killer in me. So let's avoid that, shall we?