Ah... greetings, I suppose. Oh, and many thanks for visiting my profile. It must mean I can actually write - wouldn't that be a surprise? - and you're curious as to who I am, or I'm totally lousy and you're curious as to who could produce something so atrocious. :)

As can be seen, I'm Dandyparakeet - yeah, it sounds weird, but it's a tribute of sorts to a good friend who was killed a while ago, so back off. ;) Anyways, I don't usually do fanfiction, so updating will probably be few and far in between. Mostly, this is an experiment to see if I can actually work with someone else's characters, since I usually stick to my own original stuff. I really only started because a good friend of mine (not the one that died) insisted that I give it a try.

So here goes nothing! Feel free to contact me if you have any questions. And flamers? I only ask you avoid profanity. It irks me, not to mention it's degrading and proves nothing other than the fact you're unoriginal and have absolutely no imagination whatsoever. Mostly, though, it irks me. :)

Have fun reading!

Also, if you have any ideas you think would be fun to see in a story, let me know. I will not, can not, and shall not write slash, though. Fluffy friendships, maybe, but slash? Nuh-uh. S just not my style, you know?

Disclaimer: you know, there's a reason it's called fanfiction.

Stories:

"Fowl Play"

- It was going to be just a one time thing, but then I realized I had this whole plot planned out (as outrageous as it is), so I'm continuing it as the mood suites me. Updates aren't guaranteed, but I'll try. There are a few other bunnies running rampant, though, so I can make no promises.

"In Plain View"

- Just a short little drabble thing. Sort of my personal take on why Jazz wears a visor.

Notes: Talking over the Comlink

~Talking over the service bond~

"Regular speaking"

"Telepathically speaking."