Hi.

I'm a huge reader. Thought I may as well get that out of the way. I like reading fanfics a lot, and now that I've started writing them I'm even more hooked. I will mostly do Rick Riordan stuff, but I might try expanding out into crossovers and other things. In terms of how often I post, now that summers started I'll probably try to post something every week, probably two things, but no promises. I refuse to take flames, but any other type of review is a huge help. My ships are an endless list of names, which I won't make you read.

Wattpad account (for reading without ANs): StarOfOlympus25

Reddit: kmurthy25

Discord: kmurthy

WIPs:

PJO in the world of Warriors

Astraella

Champion of Hestia

Completed

Luke’s Promise

A moment in paradise

Love in the Stars

Discontinued or Unpublished:

Too many. *shame*

OCs:

Shreya Sylvia:

- Dirty Blonde hair, almost golden

- Gold/Amber eyes

- Daughter of Apollo

~ I warn you now. You are entering the tunnel of PJO. ~

The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car

//This is a small phrase that I added for the Heroes of Olympus//

I promise to remember Octavian
whenever I see a teddy bear
I promise to remember Coach Hedge
whenever a loud voice gives me a scare
I promise to remember Hazel
whenever I see gold
I promise to remember Piper
whenever I hear a voice that makes me do what I am told
I promise to remember Leo
whenever I see a flame burning bright
I promise to remember Reyna
when I see a leader in a fight
I promise to remember Frank
whenever I see burning wood
I promise to remember Jason
whenever I see a storm brew

//I know the last one isn't that great, but, who cares//

Yes I promise to remember PJO
no matter where I am or where I go.

I didn't make this, but I thought it was really cool. I saw this on the profile of DaMonkey0706 and all credit goes to Hazel Daughter of Hades.

Also: another version of the pledge that I saw somewhere else:

I promise to remember Percy
When a warrior fights on and on
I promise to remember Annabeth
For those who have been there all along
I promise to remember Grover
When someone follows a dream
I promise to remember Tyson
When someone leads a team
I promise to remember Jason
When someone falls from the sky
I promise to remember Leo
When someone's mother dies
I promise to remember Thalia
When someone goes beyond and above
I promise to remember Piper
When someone falls in love
I promise to remember Frank
When parents go to war
I promise to remember Reyna
For those dedicated to the core
I promise to remember Hazel
For those who honor people's trust
I promise to remember Rachel
For those who feel they must
I promise to remember Bianca
For those who die too young
I promise to remember Nico
For those who go unsung
I promise to remember Luke
For those who make the wrong decisions
I promise to remember the Demigod Traitors
When people cause division
I promise to remember the Olympians
When people meddle in affairs

But more than this I swear
To never forget this world
To never not care
I promise to never grow old enough to regard this as simple stuff
For Percy Jackson changed my life
And forever I'll love this gang through both wars and strife

Both are awesome. I couldn't choose, so I put both.

Random PJO Questions:

1. Percabeth or Perachel?

Percabeth. Perachel happened for about two seconds and wasn't that great. Percabeth has a whole lot of buildup, an awesome trajectory, and, well, it's percabeth. You gotta love it.

2. Favorite guy character?

Leo. EVERYONE LOVES THE SUPER-SIZED MCSHIZZLE

3. Favorite girl character?

Zoë, Reyna, Annabeth... oof. I need to decide. *Thinks as hard as possible* ANNAZOEYNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. Favorite male Olympian?

Hmmm... probably Hermes. He's a funny guy, despite his attachment to Luke.

5. Favorite female Olympian?

Hestia, Artemis, Athena(yes I'm a feminist)... dang it. Same problem. ARTESTENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6. Zeus, Poseidon, or Hades?

Hades. Zeus is... well, Zeus. Poseidon's cool, but I dunno. Hades is funny. Don't ask.

7. Is Luke hot?

Ummmm... no.

8. Would you join the hunters?

Maybe. I'd rather join the Amazons tbh, they aren't as "KILL ALL MEN EVERYWHERE" as the hunters, if ya know what I mean.

9. Archery or sword fighting?

I'd like to say both... don't think that's an option though. Is dagger fighting a thing?

10. Iris Messaging or Hermes Express?

Iris messaging. I mean, don't get me wrong, Hermes is cool and all, but that's like saying Facetime vs. Fedex.

11. Favorite Minor God/Goddess?

Kymopoleia. Not quite sure why but I found her... intriguing. Good ol' Kym.

12. Favorite book?

PJO: Last Olympian/Titans Curse. HoO: HoH.

13. Least favorite?

Hmmm... PJO: Sea of Monsters. HoO: BoO.

14. Would you like to live year-round at Camp Half-Blood, or just in the summer?

Just the summer. My family isn't horrible.

15. Favorite canon couple?

Percabeth

16. Favorite non-canon (or headcanon) couple?

Theyna or Pipabeth

17. Are you a demigod?

Why, of course.

18. Who would be your parent?

Athena, deemed by quizzes. Either that or Nemesis/Apollo. I've gotten Apollo twice and Nemesis once. Athena every other time (And I've taken a lot of quizzes. Believe me.)

19. Favorite minor character?

Uhhhhh... *StarOfOlympus being overwhelmed by choices* There's too many! *runs away and hides in fear*

20. Ethan or Luke?

Luke. Maybe it's because I know him better, but Luke.

21. Favorite monster?

Medea. Does she count as a monster? Well, either way, I'm choosing her cuz she's dam smart (haha see what I did there? ;)

22. Camp Half-Blood or Camp Jupiter?

Camp Half-Blood, but I'll move to New Rome once I've outgrown it.

Your godly parent is...

OooooooooO

ZEUS

You like being in charge

you often wish you could just zap someone with a thunder bolt

you were voted Class President

you do what's best for everyone

you think you have what it takes to run for president

you think every problem has a solution

you love showing off

you like plane rides

you are hydrophobic

you love storms

1/10

OoooooooooO

POSEIDON

you feel at home in the water

your favorite vacation place is at the beach

you enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing etc.

you want to do something about the marine species being abused today

you visit the local pool on a regular basis

you swim professionally

you hate seafood

you never get seasick

You'd rather ride a boat than a plane

you are acrophobic

5/10

OoooooooooO

HADES

you're not that much of a people person

you like staying in the dark

you experience bad moods on a regular basis

you like listening to loud angry music

you spend most of your time alone

you think parties are something loud and annoying

you like to keep to yourself

all your closets are padlocked

you write in a diary/journal

you feel most active at night

2/10

OoooooooooO

DEMETER

You own a garden

You like the great outdoors

you have a green thumb

you are an environmentalist

you have a special connections with animals (I mean, I'd like to think so)

you're vegetarian

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world

you always check a product if it's environmentally/friendly

you love going to flower shops

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with

5/10

OoooooooooO

ARES

you often start fights

you're a very aggressive type of person

you like watching wrestling

you're competitive

you like reading about war

you don't take crap from anybody

You have anger management

you never back away from a fight

everyone does what you say

you don't always think before you do something

2/10

OoooooooooO

ATHENA

you have an insatiable thirst for knowledge

you're probably the only person that visits the library on a regular basis

half of your birthday presents last year were books

you like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies about it

You're one of the smartest people in your class (I'd like to think so)

You mostly get grades above 90 in tests

you get political jokes without asking people to explain them

you think it would be better if you were the president

you have a huge shelf of books at home (I had to downsize, but I did have one)

you think vinyl pockets protectors are very useful

7/10

OoooooooooO

APOLLO

you're very creative and artistic

you like listening to all kinds of music in general

you always feel sunny and optimistic

you are talented at drawing

you like writing poetry

you can play at least two musical instruments

you like going to art museums

you almost always win 1st place in art contests

you have straight As in Art on your report card

Your school notebook had more doodles than notes

6/10

OoooooooooO

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general (Dislike, not hate)

a deer is one of your favorite animals (They're just awesome)

You can shoot targets

You like silver

you like the moon better than the sun

Zoe Nightshade is awesome

you love wild animals

You spend most of your time outdoors

You love to move around the place

Hunting is not cruel if it's to hunt down monsters

7/10

OoooooooooO

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools (Eh, kinda. I'll count that as a half)

You build awesome things during your free time

You're the best at wood shop in your class

Metal working is your forte

You have your own tool box

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots

You're a techie

You often have carpentry projects (Another half. I have carpentry projects that I do with my dad, but not on my own.)

You dream of being a carpenter

You aren't afraid of fire

1/10

OoooooooooO

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you

you like putting makeup

you naturally smell good (I don't really have a smell... I think)

you never experience a bad hair day

you're favorite activity is clothes shopping

you're always at the front of every trend

you're the popular girl/guy at your school

You're often invited to parties

You're motto is "it's never a party without me"

You look yourself in the mirror on a regular basis

0/10 (Ok then, no Aphrodite)

OoooooooooO

HERMES

you like pickpocketing your friends

you're a prankster

you're a speed demon

you consider yourself restless

You're the best speaker in the class

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits (kinda)

You're inventive and resourceful

You often start arguments

You never lost a debate

You like making witty and sarcastic comment

4/10

OoooooooooO

DIONYSUS

You're the life of the party

You like wine

You've probably tasted every alcohol drink out there

You can finish a martini in less than a minute

you have a happy, cheerful disposition

You're a foodie

You like going to social events and mingling with people

You like trying out new food

You feel that you're abundant in life

You think that too much of anything is bad

2/10

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Athena: 7/10

Artemis: 7/10

Apollo: 6/10

Poseidon: 5/10

Demeter: 5/10

Hermes: 4/10

Hades: 2/10

Dionysus: 2/10

Ares: 2/10

Hephaestus: 1/10

Zeus: 1/10

Aphrodite: 0/10

I'm actually quite happy with these results. Hoorah! I'm a daughter of Athena that's a huntress!

We caught the Thief

We sailed the Sea

We fought the Curse

We journeyed through the Labyrinth

We saved the Olympian

We thought it was over

We discovered the Hero

We found the Son

We followed the Mark

We've seen the House

We shed the Blood

We thought it was over... again

We located the Oracle

We heard the Prophecy

We went through the Maze

We destroyed the Tomb

We shall climb the Tower

~ You have now exited the tunnel of PJO. Please return at your free will ~

§ Welcome to the chamber of Harry Potter. Many dangers lie ahead. §

I promise to remember Harry when the time comes to be courageous

No matter what happens and no matter how outrageous

I promise to remember Ron when I am feeling overshadowed

When I am pushed to the side and the spotlight is borrowed

I promise to remember Hermione when I am picked on for being smart

And to remember that we are also judged by the purity of our hearts

I promise to remember James and Lily when someone dies before their time

Especially if it happens during their prime

I promise to remember Dumbledore and help the greater good

To help the world and always to what he would

I promise to remember "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good"

Like the Marauders truly understood

I promise to remember Fred and George when I ever need a laugh

And try not to be sad when only out of two remains only half

I promise to remember Lupin and fight for human rights

Even when the rest of the world never sees your real plight

I promise to remember Tonks when I'm feeling hyper and cheery

And bring up the spirits of those who are feeling dreary

I promise to remember Hedwig who lived and died soaring

Her presence makes everything anything but boring

I promise to remember Percy when ambition gets the best of me

I no matter what, I will never leave the family that loves me

I promise to remember constant vigilance for Moody's sake, of course

And in the presence of an enemy, never show remorse

I promise to remember Hagrid who sees beauty in that which is ugly

Even if it can be a bit bloody

I promise to remember Neville when I stand up for what is right

Even if I am the only one willing to fight

I promise to remember the Golden Trio when a friend says, "I'll be there"

Together our problems and hardships we bear

I promise to remember Ginny when I must face my fears

And fight despite my being so young in years

I promise to remember Dobby when asked the fight of freedom

And remember that no matter what the world says, I can be anyone

I promise to remember Luna when I dare to be different

Though sometimes I often feel insignificant

I promise to remember Draco when I make a bad choice and pay for it

But my enemy forgives me, despite our disagreements

For Harry Potter changed my life

Despite it being long

And no matter what anyone says

I will always sing its song.

We defended the Stone

We found the Chamber

We rescued the Prisoner

We were chosen by the Goblet

We joined the Order

We learned from the Prince

And we mastered the Hallows

We are the Harry Potter Generation

Question 1:What is your favorite Harry Potter book and why?

Hmmm... Probably Prisoner of Azkaban cuz of the plot twist. Or Maybe Order of the Phoenix because of Luna. And of course, the Deathly Hallows was frickin' amazing.

Question 2: What is your least favorite Harry Potter book and why?

Chamber of Secrets. Idk why exactly, but it just kinda gets to me in a bad way.

Question 4:What is your favorite Harry Potter movie and why?

Not sure. Maybe Deathly Hallows Part 2. Just cuz it was the finale and all.

Question 5: What is your least favorite Harry Potter movie and why?

Chamber of Secrets. The basilisk's voice is just *shivers*.

Question 6:Who is your favourite character?

LUNA. Luna is awesome. She's just so quirky and I love it!

Question 7:What is your favourite spell?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh... All of them?

Question 5:Who is your favourite teacher at Hogwarts?

McGonagall. She's so strict but also like, awesome at the same time.

Question 6:Who is your favourite Death Eater (Voldemort included)?

Bellatrix. Idk, just cuz.

Question 7:Who is your favourite Hogwarts Student?

Luna. Refer to Question 6 part 1.

Question 8:What house would you want to be in? Which house do you think you would be sorted into?

Ravenclaw and Ravenclaw. I'm a bit of Slytherin too though.

Question 9:Would you join the Order or the Death Eaters?

The order. OBVIOUSLY. Voldemort = nope.

Question 10:Who would be your best friend?

Luna. I would like to think I'm as weird as her, but I will never live up to her standards. Still think we'd be good friends though.

Question 11:What is your favorite magical creature?

Phoenix. Or nargles.

Question 13:What is your favorite class at Hogwarts?

Charms would be fun.

Question 14:Would you like to throw Dolores Umbridge into a boiling vat of acid?

Yes. No reasons needed.

Question 15:What character would you dress up as for Halloween?

Hermione! In fact, I did dress up as Hermionie for Halloween in 2nd grade.

Question 16:How did you get your copy of The Deathly Hallows?

XD I love how this just assumes that you have a copy of DH. I got mine because I pestered my parents into getting it for me.

Question 17:How did you get into Harry Potter?

My cousin was reading the series, and he's a couple years older than me. I started reading the series a couple months after he did, ergo me finishing the series in 1st grade. (no joke)

Question 18:What is one memorable experience you have had involving the series?

The only time I ever cried while reading a book. When Harry and Hermionie visit Lily and James' grave. :'(

Question 19:Have you ever seen a movie you were particularly interested in, simply because it had a Harry Potter actor in it?

Beauty and the Beast live-action remake. Wouldn't have watched it if it wasn't for good ol' Emma Watson.

Question 20:Would you go to Hogwarts, Durmstrang, or Beaubatons?

Hogwarts.

Question 21:What was your favorite Triwizard task?

The dragon.

Question 22:Before you read The Deathly Hallows, what was your opinion of Snape?

He was still horrible, but I did have some sort of newfound respect for him.

Question 23:Do you read or write fanfiction?

Yes and Yes. Who do you think I am?

Question 25:What position would you play in Quidditch?

Chaser probs.

Question 27:What event in the series did you wish had happened differently?

A couple of the deaths. Like maybe TONKS AND LUPIN!!!!!!! I MEAN WHAT WAS JKR THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Question 28:Would you join the DA

Yeah.

Question 29:Do you think Voldemort has EVER had a girlfriend?

Nope.

Question 30:What type of wand would you have?

Opens Wizarding World* English Oak Wood with a Dragon Heartstring core, 13" and surprisingly swishy flexibility.

Question 31:What would your pet be?

Owl. Has an actual use.

Question 32:If you could belong to any family in the series, which would it be?

The Potters or the Longbottoms.

Question 33:Which Hallow would you most like to have?

The cloak. It's proven to be the best.

Question 34:What is your favorite horcrux?

Harry.

Question 35:What would your patronus be?

Welp, according to wizarding world it's a unicorn.

Question 36:What would be your animagus form?

Not quite sure.

Question 37:Who is your favorite Marauder?

Lupin.

Question 38:If you went to Diagon Alley, where would you go first?

Wand shop!

Question 39:Favorite member of the Black family?

Sirius. DUH.

Question 40:Favorite member of the Weasley family?

Molly, then the twins.

Question 42:Who is your favorite actor in the films?

Emma Watson! She did an amazing job and went on to become super successful.

Question 43: How many times have you read Harry Potter?

Ummm... I reread the series from the beginning every time something got too scary, and then like 200 times after I finished it.

Question 44:Who is your favorite couple?

HOW DARE YOU KILL THE BEST COUPLE EVER JKR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 Tonks and Remus if ya didn't get the hint.

Question 45: Are you a wizard?

Why, of course.

§ You are now exiting the Chamber of Harry Potter. Return when you wish. §

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. (Look at Annabeth)

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cats. (...)

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b*tch.* (I'm just opinionated)

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.*

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.*

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.* (I'm religious and atheist. Don't judge)

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.️

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (Ok, wow)

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.* (I don't do I.T. either)

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (smooth. real smooth.)

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.* (Dancing is fun!(also tiring but that's beside the point))

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.*

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be irresponsible.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.️* (So not true)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.️

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.️

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.*

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.* (I don't care about politics)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.️

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (...)

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.*

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.* (Ummm... Lunch is awesome)

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN/INDIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7* (Nobody wants to do homework 24/7)

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.️

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.️* (Everyone is unique)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.* (Young people can be mature)

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.️*

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.*

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.*

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.️*

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.️

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.️*

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b*tch.️

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.*

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be overcontrolling and a b*tch.*

I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (Anime is cool!)

I am a FANGIRL/FANBOY so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.️* (everyone here is a fangirl/boy)

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.*

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.️*

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.*

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.* (I don't think everyone on this platform is emo)

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.* (Ok, seriously)

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.️

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser️*

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy*

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.️*

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins (...)

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.️*

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.*

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.* (I can assure you that I am not a terrorist)

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.*

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.*

I like GAMES and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.*

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.*

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.

I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.️ (What if you're asexual?)

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.️*

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.️ (There's nothing wrong with marching band)

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.* (Just like everything, there's a wide range of perfectionism)

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake️.* (See above)

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems️.* (Maybe I just don't want people being nosy)

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.️*