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Joined 03-18-20, id: 13218995, Profile Updated: 07-23-20
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Avengers.

Hello! Thank you for checking my profile!

I am a huge fan of Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, Divergent, Sherlock, Stranger Things, Supernatural, the Flash, the Umbrella Academy, Merlin, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Doctor Who, Marvel, Hamilton, and a whole lot more. Also, I want to read the Mortal Instruments series. Any suggestions?

So read on.

And listen to Soldatino (Nico's Lullaby) by Paola Bennett. You won't regret it. At least if you're a Percy Jackson fan, but it's a beautiful song overall. Here's the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9fu5rJ3k4Q

Also, quarantine is going to get a whole lot happier, because the PERCY JACKSON TV SHOW is coming out soon on Disney!!!! Uncle Rick announced it officially, and I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO happy!!! *goes and fangirls in a corner*

I'm going on hiatus for a while, but I will still be reading and reviewing, just not writing. I'm sorry, but I just needed a break...

INFO ABOUT ME PEOPLE LIKE TO KNOW

NAME: Claire

GENDER: Female

INSTRUMENT: Piano

FAVORITE AUTHORS: JK Rowling, Suzanne Collins and Rick Riordan

BIRTHDAY: August 31 ((you better send me a PM wishing me a happy birthday)LOL just joking or am I)

SPORT: Taekwondo

GODLY PARENT: Hades

HOUSE: Gryffindor

FACTION: Erudite

FAVORITE MUSICAL: Hamilton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEST FRIENDS: @Elefunt wuz here, @Giraffe wuz here and the others don't have fanfiction.

FAVORITE YOUTUBE CHANNELS: Potter Puppet Pals, JK Studios and Studio C

SHIPS: Dramione, Solangelo, Percabeth, Scorbus, Fierrochase, Deumbridge (umbridge x dementor, I can't wait until their first kiss XD), Merthur, Tobiris, Mileven, Everthorne, Lumax, Destiel, Johnlock and Brason

STATUS: Waiting for the new Trials of Apollo book and the PJO Disney plus show to come out

PETS: Two cats, Hercules and Eliza (we're Hamilton fans. XD)

FAVORITE TV SHOWS: Sherlock, Stranger Things, Doctor Who, Merlin, Supernatural

LOOKS: I have medium-length dark brown hair, brown eyes, glasses, and pale skin. I wear a lot of sweatshirts, scarves, and leggings, because they're comfy.

FACTS ABOUT ME:

-I love eating straight hot cocoa powder instead of actually drinking it

-I've visited Harry Potter world in Orlando

-I don't have a phone (My parents refuse to get me one until 8th grade and I'm so upset)

-I am obsessed with wearing scarves

-I grew up in Costa Rica, so I'm fluent in Spanish

-I was going to go see Harry Potter and the Cursed Child in New York in June, but then CORONAVIRUS hit, and it got canceled!!! *extremely angry yelling*

-I'm a black belt in taekwondo (hehehehehehehehehe don't fuck with me)

-I want to create a YouTube channel.


Statuses on stories:

Demigods and the World of Magic: Still going, I'm just on hiatus. FOLLOW, FAVORITE, REVIEW!!!! Also, I'm kind of stuck, so please PM me your ideas. I feel like it's shit, so give me your suggestions, and I will gratefully accept them, so please help me... :( *on hiatus for a while*

Tartarus: A New Life: I just started it, and since I'm mostly focusing on Demigods and the World of Magic, I'll be updating whenever I have a spare moment. This is my first Marvel story, so FOLLOW, FAVORITE, REVIEW, PM!!! I'M STUCK WITH WRITERS BLOCK!! HELP MEEE!! *also on hiatus*


FANDOM JOKES

Welcome to the joke portion of my profile. Here are my favorite fandom jokes. You're welcome.

What did Voldemort say when he had one pin left in bowling?

Kill the spare.

How does Kronos like his coffee?

LUKEwarm.

What is Finnick's favorite game?

Truth ODAIR.

How does Harry Potter go down a hill?

Walking.

Jk. Rolling.

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So no one knows which side he's on.

Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?

Nobody nose

Why doesn't Snape teach herbology?

He can't keep his lilies alive.

Why were Percy Jackson's grades at school so bad?

They were below C-level.


Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says, "Oh shit...she's awake."


You Know You're a Writer When:

You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.
You often imagine your books becoming movies.
Spell check is your best friend.
You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.
Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.
You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.
Things that are written badly annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.
You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.
You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.
If you are not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.
When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.
You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.
You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.
If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.
You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.
You are in love with the Thesaurus.
You dream of new stories.
You often revisit some of your old stories.
Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.
You would rather write than go out.
Your/you're and their/there/they're are errors that send you into an apoplectic fit.
You get cranky if you don't get to write.
You've heard/seen/thought something, and thought, I need to write that down.
You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for a pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep.
Getting the scene finished is more important than coffee, the bathroom, or food.
A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you're writing takes place right in front of your eyes.
Even though you try your hardest to resist, you often correct your own grammar on IM.
You've apologized out loud to a character after doing something horrible to them.

(I am all of these...)

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Please post this on your profile if you agree


If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven

If you believe in the ONE AND ONLY TRUE GOD, Paste this into your profile

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the Holy Trinity, God, Father, Son, and Holy Spirit,

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."


Percy Jackson Pledge

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

whenever my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"

I promise to remember Tyson

when a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

when a friend is afraid of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone who gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

when I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along well with others

I promise to remember ZOE

when I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

when a limo passes my car

I promise to remember The Stolls

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Bekendorf

whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes, I promise to remember Percy Jackson and the Olympians wherever I may go.


Heroes of Olympus Pledge

I promise to remember Jason

whenever someone forgets something...

I promise to remember Piper

whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents...

I promise to remember Leo

when I see someone run away...

I promise to remember Annabeth

when someone misses someone...

I promise to remember Percy

when I see someone refuse to give up...

I promise to remember Hazel

when I see someone who has made a hard decision...

I promise to remember Frank

when someone is different then expected to be...

I promise to remember Reyna

when I see a leader...

I promise to remember Octavian

when I see a ripped toy...

I promise to remember Don the Faun

when someone asks me for money...

I promise to remember HoO

wherever I may go...

The Olympian Pledge

I promise to remember Ares
Each time I hear of World War II

And I promise to remember Athena
Whenever I hear of a loom

I promise to use the internet
For Hermes' sake of course

And I promise to remember Poseidon
Whenever I ride a horse

I promise to remember Zeus
Whenever lightning fills the sky

And I promise to remember Hera
Every time a guy makes a girl cry

I promise to remember Aphrodite
Whenever I see a girdle made of gold

And I promise to remember Apollo
When the sun is very bold

I promise to remember Artemis
When the moon shines in the night

And I promise to remember Hades
When something gives me a fright

I promise to remember Demeter
Whenever a daughter moves away

And I promise to remember Hephaestus
When someone never gets their way

I promise to remember Dionysus
When I am at a party

And I promise to remember Hestia
When someones smile is very hearty

Yes I promise to love The Olympian Gods
Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Olympians know!

Now swear it on the River Styx!


I promise to remember Rick Riordan

for making these awesome characters!

Now swear it on the River Styx! *Thunder*

If your a Demigod copy this into your profile

If you love Nico, copy and paste this to your profile.


If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile.


PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! (No censorship meant; it's just a obsession fan thing)

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. I thank him when I win a video game.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good. Never really tried...

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” ;)

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn't The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares

You know Muse is the best singers.

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Done and done.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. I don't have it.

You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books. So true!

When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Every time you play dodge ball, you bring a suit of armor. Lolz. (SoM)

You go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" Still waiting...

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore. :'(

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your siblings god parents.

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You blame your little sister's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! Give it back!! And I need some of my books back!

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. Lol!

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head

Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.

You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians. Ha... ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!! *calm breath*

You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.

You get other people obsessed.

You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.

You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.

You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and use it in conversations.

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.

You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" Yep!

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. Hestia's too nice.

You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.

You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"

You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. oOo

You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail. o

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. Mhm

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You curse a god/goddess a lot.

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people.

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not. No. Just. No.

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work.

You give friends and yourself a godly parent,

You are trying to learn Greek.

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You think of Percy every time you see a dark haired green-eyed boy.

You have an instant crush on Nico!

You just have to research more about greek mythology.

You want to learn Latin.

You copy/paste this onto your profile.

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends too.

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree.

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them.

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this.

You own every single book.

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.

You call yourself a demigod.

You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real.

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.

You've called someone you know a satyr.

When you can't sleep because of a thunderstorm and are so bored you listen to music, you blame Morpheus, Zeus, and Apollo.

You find yourself overusing the 'dam' joke.

COPY THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE

46 Ways To Annoy a Non-Harry Potter Fan:

1) Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books or movies.

2) Crowd their in box with Harry Potter related emails, make the subject misleading.

3) Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their b-day and demand they cherish it 4-ever.

4) Pretend you can do magic.

5) Yell "CRUCIO" whenever they insult Harry Potter.

6) If your late for something blame it on your broken time turner.

7) Sort every person you meet in to one of the four houses.

8) Say "Lumos" every time you turn on a light.

9) If your asked to retrieve something shout "Accio" loudly.

10) Refuse to wash your hair and explain you're going for the Snape look.

11) Spend hours at a time trying to make your broom fly.

12) Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella.

13) Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.

14) Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone else offers you.

15) Hum the Harry Potter theme all day long.

16) Talk to animals and insist that they're animagi.

17) Walk up to random people and ask if their initials are R.A.B.

18) Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.

19) Refuse to tell them who Grawp is.

20) Whenever it gets foggy outside scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.

21) Point at modern electronic devices and say "Look at that! The things these muggles come up with!"

22) Point and grunt and insist that your speaking troll.

23) Take them to a CD store and make them look for the new Weird Sisters Album.

24) Always speak with a British accent, especially if your not from the U.K.

25) Draw round glasses and a lightening bolt scar on every poster you come across.

26) Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg.

27) Laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is.

28) Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.

29) Break any awkward silences by saying "How 'bout them Chudley Canons."

30) Say "Alhomora" every time you open a door.

31) Every time you see them demand an explanation of why they don't like harry potter.

32) Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.

33) Shriek loudly and say that you're speaking Mermish.

34) If they ask you about the weather solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."

35) Pretend your under an invisibility cloak and shout "You can't see me!"

36) Knit them a maroon jumper every year, especially if maroon isn't there color.

37) Draw the sign of the Hallow on every surface in the house.

38) While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.

39) Throw the chess board across the room when the pieces don't move.

40) When one of the movies is on TV remind them every five minutes.

41) Refer to random people as "You-Know-Who."

42) Start swatting at the air saying there's a wrackspurt around.

43) Ask them to help you stuy for your O.W.L.'S

44) Walk around bumping into walls explaining your looking for the Room of Requirement.

45) Run up to random men with long dark hair and scream "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!"

46) Tell them that You-Know-Who was defeated today. When they ask who's you-know-who pretend to be offended and don't tell them who he is.

YOU PROBABLY THINK YOU'RE THE ULTIMATE FAN OF WHATEVER. BUT YOU'RE NOT BECAUSE:

-When my friend was called on to solve a math problem, I stood up and said 'I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE'.

-Tried to send an Iris Message. Wasted 20 bucks.

-I say 'I solemnly swear I am up to no good' before i open google maps on my iPad.

-Waved a pencil at a spider screaming 'AVADA KEDAVRA'

- P.E. teacher told me to get sports equipment from the storage room but I went to the janitor's closet and and got a bucketful of broomsticks.

-Wrote an essay about ancient Greek weapons and included burritos and blue plastic hairbrushes.

- Said hello to every pink poodle i see. (Which is like 1)

-When "girl on fire" came on the radio I screamed ' it's my favorite singer!! katniss everdeen!!'

-Checked my closet for Narnia

If you did any of the above; copy and paste this onto your profile.

FAKE FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BEST FRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FAKE FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

REAL FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FAKE FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

REAL FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. (Raiding pantries is a great bonding experience, kids!)

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will re-post this

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Rising From Shadowed Ashes by GreenCrystal19 reviews
After the Giant War, Nico leaves the camps behind and stumbles upon Hogwarts. Nico's powers have made him the interest of the Ministry and a certain Dark wizard; and the students won't leave him alone. Can Nico face his role as Hades' son, or will he keep slipping away into the shadows? Starts Prisoner of Azkaban; AU: Nico doesn't yet think he's accepted. Solangelo; canon ships.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,889 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 1/24 - [Nico A., Will S.] Harry P.
Piggypimples: The Return of the Sea (SEAQUEL) by PercyIsOurLord reviews
As no one has done this before, I think I’ll start a new trend by writing about Percy going to Hogwarts. Wow! Original, I know. WARNING! THIS IS A SEQUEL TO ‘PERCY’s GOIN’ TO PIGGYPIMPLES’!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,028 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 2/9
Hotel Valhalla's weird activities to the death by Lifeofroos reviews
What kind of weird activities (to do the death) do they have in hotel Valhalla? Well, Kahoot, Dodgeball and who knows what more. (These were part of my Short Stories book, but I decided to upload it in a seperate book).
Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,515 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 12/27/2018
War of Many or War of Few? by Orca2Whale reviews
Just because Harry can take care of himself doesn't mean everyone else in the Wizarding World can. Dumbledore's plan for them? Call in the demigods. But what will demigods bring to the table? And... is there really another villain besides Voldemort? Rated T just in case it gets violent. Planning to be a loooong term project spanning years 4-7.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,716 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 12/3/2019 - Harry P., Ginny W., Nico A., Percy J.
Shadows by nicodiangelolovah reviews
Nico Di Angelo accidently transports himself to Hogwarts, making quite the entrance. will he find friends, and love? can he keep his secret? rated T for mild cussing, and dark things. *grins evilly* nothing explicit though.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,662 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 12/7/2019 - Nico A.
The Demigods Agreed by rox.fanfics reviews
Harry was not expecting a group of six very attractive and powerful people to drop into his life suddenly, and he wasn't quite sure if he was happy when they did.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,582 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 2/19 - Harry P., Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J.
Of Swords and Wands by louloudunleavy123 reviews
The Seven, Nico, Thalia, Calypso and Will are sent to participate in the Triwizard Tournament. With a nosy Trio, how can secrets stay secret? Pairing are: Percabeth, Jasper, Caleo, Solangelo, Frazel. Wanings: Ron Bashing and Male x Male pairing. Set during GoF and after BoO. ToA doesn't happen. !ON HOLD FOR NOW!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,923 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 4/8 - Harry P., Hermione G., Annabeth C., Percy J.
Glasses are for Nerds by leo.is.the.bad.boy.supreme reviews
Percabeth - mortal highschool a.u. - Percy Jackson is a complete nerd. He's a sissy and has never been kissed, according to rumours. Annabeth Chase is a popular girl. She's pretty and has probably dated every guy. She's a superslut, according to rumours. But when Percy helps her with a grave situation and ends up getting to know her better, maybe they end up falling in love. Maybe.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,284 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 4/17 - Complete
if we have each other by The Lil' Lion reviews
Some say soulmates come and go. Other's say it's just the universe's way of messing with them. Percy says it's luck. But when he meets a beautiful blonde girl in the dark of night that suddenly makes him see the world, he realizes it's more than that, it's fate. And soon, he's falling fast and desperately hard for Annabeth Chase. A Percabeth Soulmate AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,900 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/15 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
Lost in Our Own World by Band life reviews
When the teenage kids of your favorite fairy tale characters find theselfs in a small town away from their parents and no way out (Think simlar to Once Upon a Time) there may or may not be a little bit of romance ( i just mean crushes and dateing keeping it PG don’t worry)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 4/16 - OC
Mortals and the Demigods by PercyIsOurLord reviews
Ohhh. What’s this? Another generic low quality story by a generic low quality writer? Dont mind if I do! Basically a bunch of one-shots about mortals and DEMIGODS, not just Percy. WARNING: THIS STORY IS A JOKE
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 1/26
1 New Message by mcplestreet reviews
Jane Hopper has been depressed ever since the death of her little sister. Mike Wheeler has been anxious since the day he was born. They have been each other's number one support system for about a year and a half. Only they've never met. Or seen a picture of one another. They don't even know each other's names. Modern Mileven AU.
Stranger Things, 2016 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,177 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/7/2019 - Published: 1/2/2019 - Eleven/Jane H., Mike W.
Drumroll, Please by whayjhey reviews
Annabeth Chase knows nothing of the Youtube domain until she gets thrown into Percy Jackson's world of cameras and Internet fame. Percabeth. AU and slightly OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,981 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 6/28/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
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Demigods and the World of Magic reviews
The 7 and a few chosen others get summoned by Hecate to protect Harry Potter and his friends at Hogwarts. But when suspicions arise about their true identities, how will they keep it a secret? How will they work in harmony with the wizards? READ ON! Ships: Solangelo, Percabeth. Theyna, Frazel, Dramione, Hinny, etc. *On hiatus for a while because I'm too lazy to update*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 46,402 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 3/20 - Harry P., Ginny W., Annabeth C., Percy J.
Tartarus: A New Life reviews
Percy and Annabeth are in Tartarus when they stumble across 11 mysterious people. Where did they come from? How did thy get there? As they venture towards the Doors of Death, they start to wonder... can they really trust these strange new allies? Or are they plotting something else? Ships: Percabeth, Solangelo, Caleo, Frazel, Jasper
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/28