Ch.1: Edward faces his toughest--or at least, his most annoying--adversary yet, in the form of a two-year-old. Post Twilight . Ch. 2: Find out how Edward and Bella handle Nessie when she takes on some of Eddie's less charming traits. Post Breaking Dawn .

Amidst the hell that life has become thanks to a terrible deal made with Paul Slater, Susannah discovers the ancient game that they both belong to, between the opposing forces of Dark and Light. Can she save Jesse and end this horrifying cycle?

Jesse, tired of being invisible to his Susannah, makes a Faustian deal with Paul Slater: newly resurrected, Jesse has three days to make Susannah fall in love with him. But when has Paul played by the rules...even his own? "Fairytales" Writing Challenge

AU: Edward is finally prepared to begin his medical career—a career ninety-years and four medical degrees in the making. He is, however, anything but prepared for the change that comes with his first patient... Bella Swan.FORMERLY TITLED BEST MEDICINE.

AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E

Something is lurking in the forests of Forks preying upon Bella, and it is frighteningly dissimilar to werewolves and vampires... exb.

Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?

Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.

Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.

All through grade school, that boy with the soft bronze hair had been haunting her. He was her most bitter rival, her worst enemy. When she finally thought he was out of her life, he comes back - will he turn her life upside down again? Edward/Bella.

AU, All human. Bella's looking for a summer job and the Cullens are looking for a live-in nanny for the 2 youngest Cullen kids. But Bella finds more than just a decent paycheck at her new job. She finds a best friend, new opportunities, and... true love?

Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings

This is what happens when two comedy writers come together to poke fun at all the ridiculous AU plotlines, while still keeping the characters as canon as allowable. By the authors of Edward in PE and Cullenary Education: Forks Sex Ed!

Bella is a simple farmer's daughter living in County Kerry Ireland during the Potato Famine Setting: Ireland, 1846 . AU/OOC.

Somewhere in Forks, Washington, a petite brunette crumples to the forest floor. He knows that she wants him to stay, and he dearly wants to, but if he stays, he knows that he would only be hurting her more. It would be best if he just left. BellaEdward.

Edward feels that the only thing keeping him from being with Bella fully is his disease.

She never knew she could feel like this. But she knew she loved him—heart and soul. And body, too. Wanda/Ian. The Host Fanfiction. One-Shot

Jared surprises Melanie with one of her favorite things.

E/B, Post-Eclipse. Bella wants to know what Edward would have done if she hadn't asked him to stop in the meadow.

One Shot concerning Bella's First Time...

She asked him to lie to her, but he just couldn't do it. As Jared soon finds out, walking away is harder than it seems.

This is the sequel to "Healing Her Wounds." Bella is finally a vampire and she has finally begun to heal from all the hurts of her past... but is there something standing in the way? Will she find her happy ending, finally? Read, and find out.

Bella never jumped. She never found out about Jacob. In fact, she married Mike Newton. Four years later, she finds herself in a abusive relationship with no way out. What will happen when Edward comes back to her? Can he save her? Will she let him? R&R!

From Disney's "The Little Mermaid," to the tune of PART OF YOUR WORLD... This song is written for every girl and boy who has fallen head over hooters in love with Edward "Sex" Cullen.

Takes place in New Moon. Bella doesn't jump, she falls. The Cullens eventually come back, but how will Bella deal with it? And what happens when the Volturi find out about the pack? Please R&R. JacobxBella -- For now.

AU: All human. Bella is a chef in a classy restaurant. She learns that passion for food and another chef can whip up one tasty and incredible recipe. Filled with fun tales of the restaurant life, a giant splash of romance, and a dash of clumsiness. BxE

The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting The Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Co-written with the awesome Blondie AKA Robin.

In Simon's mind, sibling rivalry was fine. It was normal. Sibliing flirting, however, was not.

Sheriff Jesse de Silva is given the task of shutting down an illegal cat house owned by none other than Paul Slater. There, he embarks on a friendship turned romance with Susannah Simon and soon the couple are fighting to keep their love a secret. FIN

Simon never has anything nice to say about Jace. Perhaps that's because first impressions can be crucial.

I want you to want me. Why couldn't it be that simple? JaceClary oneshot. JaceRaphael friendship.

A series of Mediator/Twilight smackdowns, with all our favourite vampires, ghosts, mediators, werewolves, and...well, Bella's just not that special. For the "What If?" Writing Challenge.

Bella is tormented and tortured by her peers. When she has almost given up, beauty finds her ... in more than one way. BellaxEdward.

-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-

I should turn you away, Suze. This does me no good, letting you use me like you do. I give you fire when your heart is cold and dead. I give you compassion when you’re lonely and scared. And it’s all free. I’d do anything for you...

A compilation of Christmas oneshots, ficlets, and drabbles that could vary from many genres to get you into the spirit a month early. Who says it needs to be December to carry a little Christmas joy?

They say you never forget your first love. But what if all you had left was a new fantasy? One so surreal that it could not possibly be true. Too fantastic, too unimaginable, too terrifying for it not to be all just a dream? And that's whats really scary

Dr. Cullen comes home to an interesting debate.

Bella meets a new friend whom she feels like she's known forever. [My first fanfic]

I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B