La Aardvark
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Joined 06-01-07, id: 1290639, Profile Updated: 09-01-12
Author has written 15 stories for Halo.

It's about time I updated some of this stuff... I know I tend to be slow most times between sudden flurried spurts of massive amounts of material, but it's because I never stop writing... and that's in part the problem. I never stop to bother to update anything besides the text inside those precious documents.

Yeah, it sucks to be you... but hey, between the droughts it does rain, so hell-yeah and play in the mud when it happens... you all know it happens fast.

Go look at the pictures of Halo-related stuff here!

I have a website up for original works, so look for them here!

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Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 75,168 - Reviews: 2723 - Favs: 7,323 - Follows: 8,265 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 5/7/2013
Taetrus Trash by anonymous moose reviews
Thirty years after the war, an old turian returns to a home that isn't home on a planet he always hated. He doesn't know why. Post-ME3, original cast.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,555 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Complete
Mettle of Honor by Bler reviews
A clash of interests, a common goal; there can only be one outcome when the Mettle of a Marine meets the Honor of an Elite.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,286 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Complete
Even Heroes Need Saving by Aethelgythe reviews
A civilian risks everything to save the life of a Spartan. One-shot, Complete! Please R&R, first Halo fic.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Ship Mistress of the Pendulum by Fruity Sangheili reviews
A Welding Assistant's life turns upon meeting a Ship Master who turns her into the most notorious Ship Mistress in Covenant history. Rated T for mild sexual situations, violence and language.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,531 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 5/26/2009
Road to Ruin: The Story of Alpha Company by Purple Rookie reviews
From the glassed Outer Colonies to the desolace of K7-49, the story of SPARTAN-III Alpha Company unfolds- from beginning to bloody end.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,990 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Kurt-051, F. Mendez - Complete
Rules of Engagement by WarlordFil reviews
ODST Major Evan Doucette thought he was prepared for the challenge of being the first Human Ambassador to Sanghelios. He had no idea the position came complete with a Sangheili bride... Human male/Elite female. COMPLETE.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,937 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Complete
Recalibrations by slayer123bio reviews
What would happen if Humanity were to join the Covenant instead ofa thirty year war? Sorry about taking this down before, revised.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/19/2009 - C. Halsey
Hell's Legacy by PMOHWinters reviews
On March 8, 2550, multi-trillionare Anthony Bellarius signed his final will and testament... and then promptly threw himself out of his window. Now the search is on for the mystery heir, who is lost in the chaos of the Human-Covenant War.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,062 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008
Cross Blades by WarlordFil reviews
When Sangheili warriors Usze 'Taham and N'tho 'Sraom meet, it's a case of hate at first sight! Things get more complicated when they are stuck fighting together, and there's no greater enemy than their own pasts... Usze x N'tho pairing.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,386 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
The Enemy of My Enemy by Katsuhiro reviews
"Of all the conflicts recorded in the latter stages of the Human-Covenant War, perhaps one of the most interesting was that which occured on the Outer Colony Crassus, c.Nov.2552. Interesting, and with an entirely unexpected outcome.." ONI Case-File 428/
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,331 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Chains of the Past by Sl'askia reviews
Sequal to 'The Warriors Agenda'. The Arbiter, Rtas and others have demons from their past they need to face and defeat, along with foes old and new. T for language, violence and later on minor adult situations. Epilogoue and Commentary up!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 101,008 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
Monument To The World by If I was the Master Chief reviews
One Shot, after the Great War. Former Marine Jack Collins reflects on the legendary hero: Master Chief
Halo - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
Halo: Vengeance by Hawki reviews
Poem: Betrayed by the san 'shyuum in the Great Schism, the sangheili fought in the name of vengeance. And even with the threat of the Halo Array and their new human allies, vengeance would be theirs alone...
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
Because I'm Not Alone by Stuntz-The-Dude reviews
I was cleaning out my folders and found this. It still captured my attention, though it is very short. As a marine lays dieing, how does she feel?
Halo - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Halo: The Secret Spartan by Auralee reviews
The Spartans find out there's another Spartan on Earth, one who never officially existed. When forced to work with her, they find Blade to be very different from what they expected. Rated M for content in later chapters. If under 18 DO NOT READ!
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 141,928 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Illumination by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: Was sacrificing 42 Spartans for 33 worth it? Some answers can only be created rather than delivered.
Halo - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
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7: Hammer of Thor Chronicles: Once A Spartan reviews
Tori may be temporarily out of commission, but Flint can still make ONI think both of them are on-task. At least, until the galactically unthinkable happens... after that, it's all cat-and-mouse all over again.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,386 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014
Drop In Fifteen reviews
A day in the life of a band of ODSTs during a mission to retrieve a SPARTAN II.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,135 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Complete
6 Hammer of Thor Chronicles: Seen You Every Mirror reviews
They came in the winter of 2517, and they took him away. They did not know it, but they took the wrong boy. They did not know that the twin brother he left behind would spend the next 41 years tracking down SPARTAN-093.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 101,014 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
5: Hammer of Thor Chronicles: The Augment reviews
Somewhere in the deep of space, there is a world, and its sun. On a periodic cycle of three days, this duo will disappear, though to where no one knows, and then return. Going there is quite possibly the biggest mistake ever made...
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 91,308 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
4: Hammer of Thor Chronicles: Mjolnir Savvy reviews
In a remote asteroid ONI laboratory, Flint 093 wakes to find himself in environmental isolation. Months of torturous testing and experimentation to find a cure for his Flood infection leave him bitter and feeling abandoned. And then SHE appears...
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,060 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Complete
3: Hammer of Thor Chronicles: Lost Blood reviews
Deep in the farthest reaches of the stars, a beacon lies adrift, its wailing song all that remains of a once-proud vessel, and her legendary inhabitant... Six years after vanishing, sign of the missing SPARTAN appears at last.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 40,325 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
2: Hammer of Thor Chronicles: Brotherhood reviews
Four years after the events surrounding the Ark and the battle for Earth, Spartan Flint 093 finds himself in the company of old friends yet again; but this time, a simple visit turns into a harrowing mission to save the life of a small child...
Halo - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,728 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Complete
E Pluribus, Ego Unum
The third film following the Mirratord and their exploits; when the rift widens as differences cannot be resolved, it is left to one saddened member to bring them back together and heal old scars. But will it be in time, or be too late to save them all?
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,045 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
1: Hammer of Thor Chronicles: To Be An Elite reviews
What it takes to be one of the elite few, and what steel and resolve it requires to stay one. Captured by the enemy, freed by a friend... they are one and the same individual? Leveling with reality can sometimes be hard to do.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 89,665 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Rtas 'Vadumee, T. Hood - Complete
Message In A Bottle reviews
Forced to leave the C.S. Radiant and set out on his own, Zimivee must travel through dangers unknown, discover friends he didn't know he could have, and survive the challenges of the Covenant's war and to find what he seeks. Cowritten with Soulguard
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,125 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Complete
Two Blue Dwarfs
The second of a twofilm story, this tale catalogues the necessary steps taken towards cleaning up the mess left by the mole in the previous film. Screenplay is written by a member.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54,569 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
The Mirratord Mole
The first of a twofilm story, a mole has infiltrated the mighty Mirratord, and here is the screenplay based on actual events surrounding his location and capture. Screenplay is written by a member.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,371 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
Altar of Passage reviews
Leaving a home on the CS Radiant in favor of survival, the beleaguered crew encounter Flood, New Covenant forces and other hazards as they struggle to make their way to home ground. Official sequel to Sangheili Polvora
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,742 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007
Similar reviews
The story of dispairing love that just couldnt last, blossoming and withering in the middle of a terrible war.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,319 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
Sangheili Polvora reviews
The Elites of the Command Station Radiant stop hearing from the frontlines, and soon after, the reason why finds them. With a starship and a psych at hand they do what they do best. The fight is on.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,104 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete