CornetHummyhide bio
Author has written 6 stories for Portal, Red vs. Blue, Transformers/Beast Wars, Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ, and Steven Universe. I write stuff! I'm not a magical girl, but I wish I was. Current projects! You may notice I am big on the crossovers and fusion AUs. Not Your War: A Red vs Blue and Steven Universe crossover. Somehow. Ongoing but slow going; I'm hoping to pick it up soon. Robots in a Ship With Colorful Space Marines: Much more informal crossover between Red vs Blue and IDW Transformers, namely the More than Meets the Eye/Lost Light comic. More of a series of completed shorter fics within that scenario than an ongoing serial ala NYW. New stories will go up from time to time but not on any particular schedule. Past projects: Grief Science: A fusion AU between Portal and Puella Magi Madoka Magica. Warnings for depression, violence, and a generally more downbeat mood than most of my more current stuff. Complete. A sequel is in the works, so stay tuned! Update: Yes, Not Your War is still ongoing. It's just going slow. I have a lot of projects I do outside of fanfiction and they frequently have to take priority. Please do not message me asking when I will continue a fic or post the next chapter. It'll be up when it's up, I promise. Any questions asking when it will update will be ignored. |
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Come Downstairs and Say Hello by wrathkitty reviews
With Wheatley in tow, Chell might as well write "DISPENSE PRODUCT HERE" on her shirt and throw herself in front of a turret - but she can't leave him behind, either. COMPLETE.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,616 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Caroline, Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
Sing, Nightingale by vargrimar reviews
Wheatley wants to help Chell learn how to speak. His method? Melodic intonation and music therapy. Human!Wheatley/Chell, humming, learning, and eventual singing for a portalkink meme fill. Shameless fluff and tension with a bit of plot in the background.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 97,203 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 9/23/2011 - [Wheatley, Chell]
Prometheus by TheUnsigned reviews
The world outside beyond the Aperture Labs is not exactly paradise.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 65,229 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Chell, Wheatley
The Chameleon by Airplane reviews
Everything Rapunzel needed to know about the outside world could be taught by a mechanical chameleon. Right? Steampunk AU
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,458 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
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The Worst Borrowers in the Galaxy reviews
Borrowers are tiny humanoids who live in the walls of human houses, ekeing out a secret living. Except for the armored Borrowers hiding out aboard the Mother of Invention, who seem to be engaged in a conflict over territory and salvaged snacks. Okay, mostly they just scream at each other. (Borrowers fusion AU.)
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,112 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/12/2017 - L. Church/Alpha, CT, Sarge, Wash
A Crash Course in Organic-Cybertronian Relations reviews
A mishap involving the quantum engines has stranded a group of foul-mouthed human soldiers from another dimension aboard the Lost Light, creating all kinds of complications. That's not Megatron's current problem. His problem lies with the suspicious behavior of the potentially dangerous leader of "Red Team." Oh, and the fact that he might have to talk to the humans.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,476 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/4/2017 - Megatron, Whirl, D. Grif, Sarge - Complete
Not Your War reviews
The arrival of two aliens disrupts events on Chorus and complicates the lives of a group of ragtag soldiers, one ex-Freelancer and a planet embroiled in war. Meanwhile, Garnet is missing after a disastrous mission, and the remaining Crystal Gems may need to cross time and space to help her. Takes place during Season 11 of Red vs Blue and before "Catch and Release."
Crossover - Red vs. Blue & Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,817 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/14/2016 - Published: 8/26/2016 - D. Grif, D. Simmons, Ruby, Sapphire
Grief Science reviews
"You can have whatever you want if you just wish for it." It's a tempting proposition, but it comes with consequences. Chell knows them well, but she may be the last hope of a divergent timeline. Portal/Madoka fusion AU. Humanized cores and GLaDOS, for a given measure of "human." Spoilers for Madoka Magica.
Crossover - Portal & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 170,013 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley, Kyubey - Complete
The Tale of Muse reviews
Once upon a time, a star fell from the sky. Perhaps it was a bad omen. A wretched AI becomes something neither human nor robot, a monster longs for her hero, and a computer works miracles in a ruined city. Rated "T" for body horror and some generally unsettling things.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,884 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Wheatley
A Test of Selves reviews
This is the story of a False King, a Fallen Queen, a Ghost, fractured and fragmented identities and a whole lot of testing robots. It's also the story of what happens if you leave Wheatley in charge of Aperture too long. Chassis Wheatley. Canon-divergent AU, assuming a somewhat different ending to Portal 2.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,319 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 3/24/2014 - GLaDOS, Wheatley
