About my stories:

Come Downstairs and Say Hello is a post-Portal 2, what-if-Chell-caught-Wheatley fic. I fondly refer to it as CDaSH.

To My Brother, Thor, Whom I Slept With is a series of ridiculous oneshots about Loki and Thor as little boys.

You've Got Sucker's Luck is a Loki/OC-centric fic that takes place after Thor 2.

About me:

Not much to say. Family, work, and writer's block keep me from being able to update on a regular basis.

What's up with the Morse Code from Chapter 4 of CDaSH?

I was still new to FFnet when I wrote the early chapters of CDaSH, and did not realized that right-clicking and copy/pasting is disabled (hence making my question of, "Did anyone google the Morse code from chapter three?" completely pointless). Here is the translation of the bit of Morse Code Wheatley starts flashing at Chell in Chapter 4:

"You are using this translation software incorrectly; please consult the manual."

Why is this funny? Remember in the game when Chell plugs Wheatley into GLaDOS's mainframe, and he randomly starts speaking Spanish? ("I don't even know what I just said! But I can find out!") That line is what he said in Spanish. I thought having him "say" that same line in Morse Code would be funny, but it turned out to be one of those blink-and-you'll-miss-it-jokes that I think was amusing only to me. Mystery solved. Yay!