About Me:

A cookie to everyone who has taken time out of your day to read my stories and profile.

I have loved to read since early grade school and find pleasure in writing. My posting schedule is less reliable than a square wheel, so feel free to hate me for it. I don't really prefer one genre or medium over another (unless it's anime.. just no). It's unlikely that I will ever try to write a detailed romantic scene, as all the ooey gooey squish-me-tenders honestly just don't interest me and usually turn into some strange combination of "what the f*ck" and "oookay.. I'ma just skip this part".

For anyone who may have noticed, yes. I did indeed shorten this neat little summary of myself to about 1/3 the size it was before. Why? Because I am not interesting, and it's far better to keep it short than fluffed out of proportion by boring little tidbits of information nobody cares about. Like this paragraph, for instance. I don't need it, yet here we are.

Feel free to PM me for anything!