Brief Overview of Me:

Primarily, I write Harry Potter pieces centering around my favourite pairing: Sirius Black and Remus Lupin. These pieces may include sex, violence, and alcohol...seeing as I am an active participant in each of these activities. My mission is not to offend, rather to entertain--but be warned that I am perhaps the most pompous, arrogant son of a bitch you'll ever meet.

Additionally, it should be known that I do, in fact, live in Britain. However, I was born American, so my slang is still a bit sloppy, but I'm learning. I also happen to be a standard issue bi-sexual with a preference towards men. And yes, my avatar is a picture of me.

Unnecessary Facts about Me

I do not eat meat because who doesn't want to look emaciated and deficient in iron?

I read too often, so my vocabulary is decent but my pronunciation is incorrect.

I am working on a novel.

I tend to ramble when nervous, or at complete and utter ease.

I do not understand the Christian view on homosexuality. If you happen to understand it, if you wouldn't mind explaining to me, perhaps I'll come to a better conclusion.

I get sick easily and often. This may explain my prolonged absences, but I do not intend to use it as an excuse.

I really am a bastard, but I feel deep remorse for it. If I happen to offend you, please let me know. I might not care, but if I do I will do everything in my power to remedy the ill.