My name, age, weight, hair/eye color, place of residence, relationship status, and favorite dentist are not things I care to share online. But I can tell you that I am somewhat young (when compared to my parents) and somewhat old (compared to a toddler). I am female, I enjoy reading classic novels such as Gone With The Wind or Wuthering Heights, and I love writing fan-fiction. Other than that, I'm a really boring person.

STORIES BACK FROM HIATUS:

Beauty and The Beast. I don't intend to continue Beautiful Cursemark, although who knows? Time may perform CPR on it, although it's doubtful. Possibly Iris.

Now a shameless plug for one of my favorite and most ignored stories:

I know I'm not a well-known author, so I don't expect a lot of attention for obscure little one-shots, but if you happen to enjoy any of my humorous stories and haven't read Ignorance Equals What, I suggest that you give it a try. Sure, I'm egotistical, but it makes me laugh every time I read and I'm hyper-critical of everything I write.

Notes to my faithful readers:

I am incredibly busy, but I do try to update my stories, and I love reviews. Love them. More reviews=more motivation= faster updates, so if you really like something and want more of it sooner, review.

Not-Really-A-Disclaimer No.1: I own none of the characters that I write about-- they belong to various different people who are richer than I am. I, however, take full responsibility for any damage I've caused with hokey plots and bad dialogue.

Not-Really-A-Disclaimer No. 2: I apologize for the irritating overdose of adjectives/adverbs; I really do. I just can't get out of the habit of overusing them.

Not-Really-A-Disclaimer No. 3: Stop reading my dull profile and try some of my fics... :)