A fourth school has been invited to join the tournament. Little do they know, it isn't a school at all. It's five demigods sent on a quest to protect Harry Potter and Neville Longbottom. Set at The Goblet of Fire. Pre Trials of Apollo, Post Blood of Olympus. This isn't your typical story.

Percy and Barry met for the first time because, well...Percy was kidnapped and ordered to kill the Flash by Zoom. But that didn't work out so well...for Zoom. This time, Percy came on his own with a startling (and strange) declaration. What might that be, you ask? Cats are going to take over the world. (Sequel to "Where's the Starbucks?")

Sally Jackson had forgotten all about her cousins ... until Petunia Dursley makes an appearance on TV. Sally decides to go to England with Percy to visit her long forgotten cousin. When they meet, Percy never tells Harry about Greek Gods and Harry never tells Percy about Wizards. It had supposed to be a fun trip. But when dementors make an appearance, secrets have to be revealed...

Something has happened to Artemis, and almost everybody believes him dead. However, Holly knows better. Will she find a way to rescue the man she loves? This is my first ever fanfic, so feel free to use constructive criticism. Set after Atlantis Complex/ beginning of TLG. Rated T for future possible violence. UPDATE Chapter 20: None of us wanted Commander Root dead, did we?

So as the title says Percy goes to Hogwarts to teach DADA. Harry doesn't trust him at all. will Percy be able to keep the secret that he is not actually a wizard. um im sorry im really bad a writing summaries i hope you enjoy if you read it

This story takes place after TTP but before TAC and imagines the reasons for Artemis's Atlantis Complex and the reasons and building of the Ice Cube. Artemis Fowl x OC. Cover image by germanmissiles. Rated T for violence. Short chapters.

What will happen when Artemis Fowl has to team up with the LEP to find a special stone that could grant eternal life?

Songfic that I wrote in my spare time. Written from Artemis' point of view. Hope you all enjoy!

Artemis Fowl almost has his life figured out. Key Word: ALMOST

A member of the Council is dead. The LEP suspect Artemis Fowl. What could go wrong.

Draco Malfoy now Julian Albert has left his life behind and moved on. But when an old enemy and friend shows up in Central City, he has to do something to protect new friends. (A/U)

"Please." he pulled away and started crying again. I thought he was going to leave but he turned around and looked at me, his pale grey eyes shining with tears. "Why me?" I didn't really know how to answer this one, so I just told him what my uncle told me. "Life has a weird way of taking the thing we love the most away, but then giving us something amazing in return."

"That's what I believed. I thought you were different from the boy I meet on the Hogwarts express all those years ago, I thought you were different from the boy who called me 'Mudblood' in second year, I thought you were different from the boy I slapped in third year, but no you are the exact same." She spit out in disgust. "No you don't understand I was scared."

Julian was not always an Albert. Before that he was a Malfoy, the pureblood family of Death Eaters. What happens when he goes to the future to find a cure for his wife?

After Harry Potter's second year, he asks Aunt Petunia if he can go a reptile summer camp near Central City in the States. She agrees, if only to get rid of him for a few weeks. Coincidentally or not, it's the same camp that Barry Allen is going to. Gen. Pre-series for The Flash.

How and why "Julian Albert" left Central City.

(Sequel to BMBE, set after TTP but before TAC) A few years have passed since Orion first came to light and Time Paradox has recently ended. Young Opal is now on the loose and has a new plan, Orion is acting OOC, and Artemis is scared that he might hurt those he loves most. But with his betrayal to Holly, how can he hurt her (or himself) even worse? Can they repair things or not?

Four months after his rebirth Artemis suddenly develops human magic. Arriving at Harry's fifth year of Hogwarts with fairy and human magic how the Golden Trio react to s new student with secrets. Will his secret stay secret, will the Trio keep nosing into others business and most importantly, how will the teen prodigy change the events that shape the Chosen one's fifth year.

Harry is blessed by the Speedforce. The fight against Voldemort just got easier. But is he the only speedster out there? Another speedster has been waiting a long time for our hero!

What happens if you add some chaos to an already existing one? Apparently more chaos. How do you do that? Simple: combine Artemis Fowl and Holly Short. The solution? A little girl that could be your worst nightmare, or at least, Foaly s. Didn't the centaur always fear that someone someday could read his mind? Apparently Lyra Fowl is already capable of doing so...

Artemis contemplates life...sort of. And also, some other things happen. Parings if you close one eye and tilt your head a bit to the left. Oneshot requests are now open!

"What is the worst that could happen if something goes wrong this time?", Angelina demanded to know. "Minor explosions, maybe some toxic elements spreading inside the mansion and well, or I could destroy gravitation in a smaller area." Artemis answered. "What are you working on!" "Like I already confirmed, I am working on Holly's present."

When Holly had been called by Foaly early in the morning, because the LEP needed her even on her day off, she was prepared for everything. It was pretty often her well deserved breaks were cut short because of an emergency; criminals do not care about your work-life balance, commander Root had told her once. Yes she was prepared for everything, such was her life. Or so she thought.

"I was finally happy. I had everything I wanted or needed. A job, friends, being able to be me. Hell I was even engaged to be married and then...The accelerator exploded. Look at world here I come again." One shot until I get breathing room

What would happen if Artemis Fowl was invited to come to a SHIELD base? Who might he bump into while there? Could the LEP possibly approve of this meeting? If you want the answers to these questions then all you have to do is click on the story. :)

Before Holly met Trouble Kelp or Artemis Fowl, she met someone very important to her past and future at the LEP Acadamy. My OC . Rated T for some action. HollyXOC, some implied RootXVinyaya

A mother's Day drabble Artemis Fowl style. probably a bit OOC hope you enjoy

Barry isn't just the Flash, and his past comes back to haunt him.

Just a little post Last Guardian oneshot, Artemis is being reintroduced to his family a few weeks after they buried him. Internal conflict and fluff, but mostly fluff. Warning: major spoilers! DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT FINISHED THE SERIES! Thank you.

Short drabbles or one-shots about Artemis and co. Taking requests. May be A/H or Opal/Artemis in later chapters. Basically all the genres but mainly humour and friendship. Review!

This is a collection of three short stories that span from Artemis' past to his future on Mother's Day. The characters are a little ooc but in a cute way. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Happy Mother's Day!

Artemis Fowl, at age six, hacks into school computers to make the test questions a "little" more challenging (as mentioned in book 6). Oneshot.

One Shot. Artemis has an announcement to make he gathers all his friends and family together to tell them...

One time that Artemis Fowl acted like a normal teenager, and one time he acted like a child. Oneshot.

Everyone I know agrees that writing thank-you notes are a drag... reading them however is a different story. This is a short one-shot honoring Artemis' birthday. Disclaimer: Eion Colfer owns all but my ooc-ness.

Selected Artemis Fowl characters have a list of fifteen things no one needs to know. No1 now up!

Artemis Fowl and his family, the Butlers, and the fairies . . . going camping! What is this? Awful summary but please R&R. NOT A ROMANCE. Read. WOO-HOO!

Artemis Fowl the Second was a very… curious child. Angeline should have seen and read the signs, but she only began to seriously worry about her son when it was too late. Of course, she shouldn't have been all that surprised. There were plenty of things that should have hinted to her that her son was not normal... Oneshot

Once Ireland's most eligible bachelor, Artemis Fowl II is now a married man. The genius simply couldn't resist every chance to add salt to Trouble's wound for successfully asking Holly Short's hand for marriage. One fine day, Artemis brought his child, Angela Fowl, who was not feeling well, to work. Both genii had fun humiliating poor Trouble, now a LEP commander. One Shot.

Set in between The Time Paradox and The Atlantis Complex.

Artemis Fowl's new adventure is a race against time and a battle through space. Artemis gets stuck in an alter-universe where anything can happen, even friendship between Mud Men and the People. Will he stay there for good and leave his friends and family behind? It's his choice.

When Haven is discoverd by humans, no one is left untouched. Holly Short is forced to feel the cruel effects of war just the same as eveyone else. Will she too succumb to war's deadly effects? Character death. Pairing: Holly/Trouble.

Artemis is a wizard, and goes to Hogwarts. Holly goes, using a position as Hagrids helper to keep an eye on Artemis. At first all's fine, but soon Artemis falls in love. Unluckily for him, it's with a Gryffindor. This is the Romeo/Juliet story of Artemis Fowl and Hermione Granger, and Slytherin and a Gryffindor.

Trouble, Chix and Grub with romance problems. Trouble and Chix want Holly, but it appears that she's with Grub! What is happening!

Artemis Fowl the Second's worst nightmare.

Before Artemis Fowl, civilians Holly Short and Trouble Kelp lived normal lives. These are the events in Diary/Journal format that came before Artemis Fowl. This is probably not HxT, but it can be if reviews want that. If not, AxH in later chapters.

Can Artemis save himself from his mind with innovation?

Holly is fed up with Foaly's paranoia and decides to do something about it. Oneshot.

While running for their lives, Holly and Trouble fall into a cavern. Surviving the drop is just the beginning, getting out will be a challenge but it is nowhere near as deadly as what awaits them on the surface… H/T

A LEP captain visits the Short family, but it's not a social call. Rated K because a charecter is dead but not actually shown dying.

To the LEP emotions are a weakness and expressing them is tantamount to a death-wish. Knowing this, Holly tries to hide her pain and grief by bottling it up inside; Trouble, however, turns out to be more perceptive than she thought... H/T, post-TAC.

Opal Koboi is spending Christmas in the Atlantis Correctional Facility when she receives some unexpected gifts. One-shot.

Despite his reputation as a legend among the officers of the LEP, Trouble Kelp is much more than just a gung-ho Retrieval elf...

Upon taking a quick look through the disc that contained a copy Artemis's memories, Foaly discovers something very interesting. The fairies weren't the first to mess with the Mudboy's mind. HP crossover

It was inevitable that one day he, Artemis, would be kidnapped. He just never expected his kidnapping to involve robe-clad, wand-wielding lunatics who are under the impression that he is someone named 'Potter'.

“Dear Mr. Artemis Fowl II,” the letter began in overly elegant dark blue shiny font. “It is with utmost regret that we inform you that your services are no longer needed by our Publisher."

“I told you,” Foaly eyed the knife pointed at him warily. “I’m your Fairy Godmother and I would appreciate it if you lowered the knife please.”

“Some legends are just legends Artemis.” “Then you should have nothing to fear. “ he replied as he reached to hand her one of the acorns.

Artemis, reunited at last with his own family, does not see the point of spending the holidays with them, least of all his new brothers. And a family dinner only strengthened his resolve. That is, at first.

Artemis needs someone to test his latest experiment on and discovers why Holly is not the best candidate for the job.

Well, if they had just simply accepted her as their new bodyguard, then they really wouldn’t be Fowls would they? Juliet starts her job as the twin's babysitter slash bodyguard.

It was a day to be noted for Myles and Beckett had successfully hacked their first bank account. Yet Artemis would likely feel prouder if it weren't his account that they had gone after.

Guess what’s the only thing that can wake Artemis when he falls into a magical coma after getting a paper cut from a cursed book. Guess who has to carry out that cure. Guess who’s laughing his horsey butt off. HxA

Writer’s block. Artist’s block. Surely, genius’s block exists as well. Juliet enlists everyone but the resident genii to find out. The theories end up being out of this world.

Juliet plays some games. Artemis is reluctantly dragged into participating. Crack fic. Written mainly for authoress's own amusement.

Artemis passes away. With the help of Trouble, Holly copes. Bittersweet oneshot. Past A/H, H/T friendship. Rated for language and alcohol.

Holly Short has just gone missing and Trouble Kelp is remembering their adventures as kids

Juliet asks Artemis some rhetorical questions. Artemis responds in his own unique manner. COMPLETE

Artemis complained that no one calls just to say hello. Then he complained when someone called doing just that. Fickle little genius isn't he? REVISED AND COMPLETE

Artemis Fowl has been under the spotlight his entire life. COMPLETE

Sometimes, being blinded by love is a bad thing

Three years...1095 days, but he knows she will be back, wherever she is.

Not a day passed by where she was not thankful for her new sons and for how much they differed from the one she had lost. A Mother’s Day fic. COMPLETE

H/T romance. I know, I know, a lot of people hate H/T. But even if do, please read this. Don't be so shallow-minded. I changed my friend's mind with this story, and you might just find that you like it. So please read and review.

In which there are siblings, blackmail, and punching. Sometimes it’s best not to think too much, but in this case, thinking was one thing Holly should definitely have done.

As the title suggests, a H/T fic set after TLC and before TTP. Includes Grub and Mrs. Kelp, too. My first fic, please read and review!

Artemis Fowl can do anything once he sets his mind on it. He can even ask Holly a very important question. Too bad he doesn’t know it’s one question he should never ask. COMPLETE

Holly had been having nightmares since the death of Root. Can someone help her? Not to mention there is a new crisis she gets caught up in and a shocking secret is discovered about her past. Between OD and TLC. HT rated T just for safety

Artemis falls ill and loses his voice. And if that wasn't bad enough, Holly drops by for an unexpected visit. Poor Artemis. COMPLETE. Slight AxH.

Bets, swear toads, and Foaly keeping book for the office wagers? Holly Short’s day really couldn’t get worse…and then Trouble comes along. Mix in one gun-ho retrieval Captain and his best female friend swearing revenge on her sexist retrieval squad.

My entry for the Five Times Challenge, the reasons why Foaly tries to keep his thorny personality. Also a tribute to the late Commander Root. Don't worry, there are no ships in here apart from FC - C: Caballine, not Chix

Young students were never easy to deal with...their rich parents were even worse. How does a headmaster try and expel his best six year old student for hacking INTO a lesson plan to improve a test? Artemis Fowl II age six is a terrifying force.NOW EDITED

Holly and Trouble grow up differently but end up at the same place. however what events through there young lives changes there personality and view of life? h/t later in the story

Can Holly ever eat in peace today?

A HT ship about questions. Holly and Trouble have a little game and some questions just need an answer. No plot, actually, but hey. Yes, I know this summary sucks, just go and read the story. And don't forget to review!

Foaly loves computers, especially smart computers. There are many advantages of having a smart computer...but Foaly is about to discover a disadvantage, a BIG disadvantage.

Ivy Short, the youngest paramedic warlock in the business, is about to start a dangerous shift. Ivy is on duty during the B'waKell attack and is going to need all her street smarts and every shot of magic to survive. Based on The Arctic Incident. Complete

They weren't going to like this at all. CHAPTER SIX FINALLY POSTED!

Holly finds out how swear toads came to be. It envoles two Weasley's doing something they're not supposed to be doing. one shot