DONT. EVEN. ASK.

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"D'ARVIT, D'ARVIT, D'ARVIT! D'ARVIT YOU, FOALY!" roared Artemis as he tried to get his doors to open.

Much to the amusement of the LEP, Foaly had trapped the 18-year old mud boy in his room. Artemis had steel locks on the doors, and an electric code. And what else could the LEP do but trap him there and laugh at him while he tried to open the doors?

"I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU ONCE I GET OUT OF HERE!" he yelled. Foaly grinned and winked at Holly.

"IF you get out of there," he said. Artemis glared at the camera.

"I am going to rip you limb from limb," he snarled, "And then I'm going to put your head on a frame and hang it up on the wall."

Artemis looked so threatening and angry, the LEP paused. But Foaly just kept grinning.

"You're never gonna get out of there, mud boy!" he said. This only caused Artemis to get angrier. He rubbed his temples, resisting the urge to break something. Every one heard the mud boy as he walked away, muttering, "My hands are around Foaly's throat... My hands are around Foaly's throat..."

Holly smiled at Artemis as he imagined murdering Foaly in the evillest way possible. A movement in the background caught her eye. She realised what it was.

"FOALY!" she screamed. "OPEN THOSE DOORS NOW!"

But it was too late. Opal Koboi moved into the light, smirking at the unaware mud boy. She raised her gun and aimed it in between his shoulder blades. Foaly lunged for his microphone as the LEP watched in horror.

"THATD'ARVITINGCENTAURISWEARTOGODIAMGOINGTOKILLHIM ARGHHHHH!" bellowed Artemis, pulling his hair in absolute fury. Opal's jaw dropped.

"OMG you hate him too?!" she said, surprised. Artemis whipped around.

"He's only gone and locked me in here, and is-"

"Now mocking you in front of everyone? I know exactly how you feel. He did that to me in high school once, it was soooo embarrassing..."

"Tell me about it!"

It seemed Opal had forgotten her hate towards Artemis, as she began telling him about her experiences with 'that stupid centaur.'

The LEP watched in disbelief as they both began bad-mouthing Foaly. What a strange day.

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