Hi, Kaiseress here! Can't call myself the new girl anymore, but I still LOVE THIS SITE! However, as anyone who's read my fics knows, there's nothing I love more than Zane Truesdale/Marufuji Ryo, hence my name. If you don't get it, you don't know Zane/Ryo well enough. I'll give you a hint: Japanese version.

Name: you know, it's Kaiseress, or Kaiserin, or ZanesGal...you get the point.

Age: guess

Home: Saturn. If you think I'm serious, you're dumber than a post. if you think i'll tell you the truth, you're also dumber than a post.

Lives with: Zane

Likes and dislikes:

Anime/Manga:

Likes: Inuyasha, FMA, Yugioh GX, Yugioh: Millenium World, Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, Fruits Basket, Wolf's Rain, Zatch Bell(somewhat), Hikaru no Go, Dragon Drive(RULEZ)

Dislikes: Bobobo-bo-bobobo or whatever the hell it's called.

Characters:

Loves/Likes a lot: Zane(me is a fangirl...I REGRET NOTHING!), Neji, Sesshomaru, Hiei, Kurama, Kiba(Wolf's Rain), Itachi, Roy, Ed, Kyo, Akira, Seto, Johan (sort of), Hikaru Himuro,(Dragon Drive)

Neutral: Atticus, Syrus, Alexis, Hassleberry, Jaden, Al, Yusuke, Shigure, Tsume, Toboe, Blue, Chessa(or however it's spelled), Hikaru(Hikaru No Go)

Hates/Must die: Aster, Camula, Shroud, Mad Dog, Kidomaru, Naraku, man i hate a lot of people who don't exist don't i?

Couples:

Yu-Gi-Oh GX

Likes: ZanexMe(hehe, i have problems), ZanexAlexis(hey, if i can't have him...)

Neutral: JadenxAlexis(whatever), JadenxSyrus(i just don't care, and sometimes it's funny), JadenxChazz(see above)

Hates: ALL YAOI COUPLES WITH ZANE IN THEM! WHY DO SO MANY FREAKING PEOPLE THINK THAT ZANE IS LIKE THAT? HE IS NOT, FOR THE LAST TIME! Seriously, the person who came up with ZanexAster fics needs to go die. now. puke. eeewww. more realistic for Zane to be attempting the little jerk's murder. As for marufujicest, i won't even go there...eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww. whatever sick person came up with that is so beyond twisted it's not funny. at all. when Zane said he loved Sy in episode 32, it's a "family love," not a "romance love." you people are very very sick in the head. that is all. puke

Yu-Gi-Oh

No preference (besides SetoxMe), i really just don't care that much about pairings in this one.

InuYasha

Likes: InuyashaxKagome, SesshomaruxOC(me), InuyashaxKikyoxKagome love triangle, SesshomaruxRin(as long as it's been about twenty years; people who write it like it actually is during the series with this pairing make it look slightly creepy...Sesshy is not a pedophile, darnit!)

Dislikes: SesshomaruxInuyasha. W.T.FLIP. incest. time to puke. i heartily despise incest, it is very wrong. see above under my yugioh gx pairings hatred.

FMA

really no preference here, i mainy read the humor stuff.

Wolf's Rain

Likes: KibaxChessa, HigexBlue, ToboexLira

Dislikes: hmm, none at the moment

Naruto

Likes: NejixTenten, NejixOC, SasuNaru(for crack reasons ONLY), LeeSaku(she needs a guy who won't run off to the emo farm, even if she is an annoying whatever she is. ok, this pairing is really more for lee's sake than hers...)

Dislikes: Uchihacest, mainly. sasusaku's overrated and kinda stupid, NejixanyonebutTenten is just weird(who else is there, really?), and narusaku...YEAH, RIGHT!

Yu Yu Hakusho

pairings in this are just not great, in my personal opinion. my friend wrote a great KuraxOC fic though...

Okay, i'm done. time to rant maniacally and whatnot.

Quotes:

Zane Truesdale: He's staring down that legendary rare monster like he doesn't have a care in the world. I guess that youth and inexperience have their benefits after all, huh, Alexis?

Alexis Rhodes: Come on, give it a rest, Zane. At least the kid's showing some backbone.

Zane: There won't be much left of it to show after this. (episode 1)

Zane: Anyone up for just tackling him?

Jaden: Not a bad thought. (Chazzanova. i don't know what the number is. forty-something)

Zane: She's playing this crowd better than Jaden's playing his deck. (episode 42)

Alexis: Wow, a cold wet dock in the middle of the night. You sure haven't forgotten how to show a girl a good time. (episode 20)

Syrus: Mom says I got the looks.

All: Uhhhh... (episode 32)

Zane: A good duelist is ready for anything. And that means not just knowing how to use all of their cards, but knowing how to play them too. (episode 8, aka "In which Zane kicks Jaden's sorry arse")

Yeah, I know they're all GX, but i have more.

InuYasha: Look, we're all gonna die eventually, so there's no point gettin' all sentimental about it. (The Last Banquet of Miroku's Master)

Sesshomaru: I wouldn't expect you to know. You were born ignorant. And you live as an ignorant half-demon. You might as well die ignorant too. (Swords of an Honorable Ruler)

i love these. whatever, i'm just nuts, ignore me.

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Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Pessimism is good. If you are always pessimistic, you will never be disappointed, because you are thinking of the worst case scenario. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

I prefer solitude over company. In this I am like Zane Truesdale. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Amongst-Azarath, that-british-guy, Teh Crazy Bizarro Arineko, YankeeFan2, Psyduck Ranger, Starfighter364, Emblem Master, MissingExodus, Gosurori Otaku, Kaiseress

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...) EverD, (When I did it, my friends said I defied physics. I don't know why though...) Eidolon Twilight Princess (My friends said the exact same thing EverD's did... did we really defy pyshics?), MissingExodus (Yeah, I was late after I did that. My physics teacher was out of it the whole class period. He was muttering something about 'stupid teens defying the laws of physics'.) Gosurori Otaku (And I didn't even know it was POSSIBLE), Kaiseress (YES, I'M A SPAZ, DARNIT!!! lucky Zane, i bet HE'S never clumsy. ah, well, love him anyway)

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Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit!

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You know when you live in 2006 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile, add your name, and say what it is in parentheses. Kaiseress (ZANE TRUESDALE!)

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This may piss some people off as they start reading it, but you need to read to the end to get what I'm really supporting here...

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. (So where did the gay people come from...)
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

This is just my own philosophy...

Why do people get married? Normally, in this ADVANCED day and age, we marry for love.

So why is it so bad if people love other people of the same sex? The whole point of marriage nowadays is that you are forever connecting yourself to someone you love. If we have rules on who can marry each other, and restrict people, doesn't THAT destroy the sanctity of marriage?

If you agree, post this in your profile.

Here in the United States of America, we claim to be the "greatest country on earth"! We have iPods, operations to have triple-D size boobs, liposuction that can make a person lose four hundred pounds, and highly advanced technology.

For the most part, we've gotten rid of religious persecution. We've gotten rid of a lot (but not all) segregation. Why can't we just accept homosexuality?

If you agree, post this in your profile.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

Fear not the darkness, merely what it hides.

No trespassing, violators will be shot, and survivors will be shot again.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you always stop to smell the roses, sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.

If you would like to join me and RainingxToyxHearts in burning Hollister, copy this into your profile. We have pictures of shirtless bishies. Zane Truesdale in the shower, you know you want it.

thanx to Gosurori Otaku for this one:

HATE EMO? READ THIS:

Are you laughing?

Isn't it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity? ISN'T IT FUNNY that you don't mind your friends drinking, smoking, but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing.

IT'S SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girl's life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting. ISN'T IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOU'RE NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS?

KEEP ON LAUGHING

Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this person's life, without knowing her situation with her friends, or her family, or her LIFE?

BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING. BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH. OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND.

BRAVE IS:

GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES.ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT. ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET. ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS. BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE. ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS. KEEP ON LAUGHING.
If you agree, copy and paste into your profile.

THANK YOU MISSING EXODUS FOR THIS ONE:

HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT? CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING:

It's the same story everyday: A girl in dark colors gets off the worst bus you can imagine, you know, the one with all the dumber-than-dirt country kids who are swearing every five words, listening to a punk rock/gothic rock/heavy metal/or any other dark music. She shuts off the cd player/MP3/ipod and walks into the school. You and your friends are standing inside because you're too wussy to stand outside in LATE MAY in you pretty new Capri pants and new Hollister t-shirt.

You point at her and whisper to your friends about how out-of-touch she is because she's dressed in a baggy hooded sweatshirt and frayed old jeans and she's maintaining a 3.785-4.0 GPA on a 4.0 scale while you're boardline failing. You loudly insult her and talk to her in an obnoxious voice. She just keeps her head down and shuffles right by.

You laugh loudly and say, "How could you have gotten that one wrong? Even a fifth grader knows that!" when she answers a question wrong in class. You and friends push her around in the hallways and trip her in the stairwells. You think she should start drooling over the boys at school and should wear the same clothes you do.

And yet, no matter what you do, she doesn't say anything.

Isn't it hilarious that she can be quiet all week, but still have to put up with more shit than the whore giving out free blowjobs on the bus? ISN'T IT FUNNY that you don't mind fucking a random guy every night, but you go around ripping on her just because she studies in the library every night? Isn't it just bloody fucking hilarious that she needs to sign a pass to the bathroom just to run into an empty classroom to cry at least once a week?

Are you laughing yet?

HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED WHAT HER LIFE IS LIKE?

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GO UP TO HER FACE AND TRASH HER GOOD NAME, CALLING HER A 'FREAKY GOTH WANNABE' OR A 'WEEPY-WASHY ATTENTION SEEKER', AND NOT ONCE STOP AT ALL TO CONSIDER WHY YOU NEVER SEE HER PARENTS AROUND, OR WHY SHE ALWAYS WEARS LONG SLEEVES, EVEN IN THE SUMMER?

HOW IN GOD'S GOOD NAME CAN YOU TREAT HER LIKE SHIT JUST BECAUSE SHE THE ONE PERSON YOU CAN NEVER BE: HERSELF UNTO HERSELF?

THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN BEING AN IDIOT AND BEING BRAVE.

BEING BRAVE IS NOT GIVING RANDOM GUYS A BLOWJOB IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. IT IS NOT FUCKING SOME RANDOM GUY ON FRIDAY NIGHT JUST TO SAY YOU FUCKED HIM. BEING BRAVE ISN'T TALKING TO SOME GUY OR DUMPING YOUR CURRENT BOYFRIEND.

BEING BRAVE IS TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK WHEN PEOPLE SLAP YOU. IT'S FORGETTING THE INSULTS AND REMEBERING THE COMMENTS. TRUE BRAVERY IS GOING TO A SCHOOL WHERE YOU SHOULD FEEL SAFE AND INSTEAD, YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MARCHING RIGHT INTO HELL. TRUE BRAVERY IS BEING TRUE TO THE ONE PERSON, THE ONLY PERSON, WHO MATTERS: YOU.

KEEP LAUGHING, YOU COCK-SUKCING BITCHES, CAUSE I'M GOING FAR AND YOU'RE HARDLY MOVING.

This is the story of my life. Copy this into your profile if it sounds like yours.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.

You know you're desperate when the love of your life doesn't exist. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen madly in love with an anime character. Put your penname into this and name the character in parentheses. Kaiseress (Zane Truesdale/Marufuji Ryo)

My life has been beyond boring. Nothing of great importance, good or bad, has happened to me. Copy this into your profile if your life is boring.

I have fallen for Zane Truesdale/Marufuji Ryo/Kaiser. If you too have been ensnared by this bishie's undeniable hotness, copy this into your profile.

The most traumatic thing in my life didn't really happen. If the worst thing in your life has happened only in a show or something, put this in your profile and name it. Kaiseress (Hell Kaiser...i know i'm pathetic...)

now just...well, go stare at a wall or something if you only came here to be a freakin' critic or for comic relief