What's going on in my life right now... working at a children's museum

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just for laughs and random thoughts

Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't
work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix
the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to
fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just
figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and
suddenly realize I had no idea what the f * ck was going on when I first saw
it.

I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger

My brother's Municipal League baseball team is named the Stepdads. Seeing
as none of the guys on the team are actual stepdads, I inquired about the
name. He explained, "Cuz we beat you, and you hate us." Classy, bro.

MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know
how to get out of my neighborhood.

questions to think about

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why call it "take" a dump, when you leave something behind?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

villains/the bad guy/people that do naughty things that i love

the joker (from batman)

ester (orphan)

draco malfoy (harry potter)

Tom riddle/ voldemort (harry potter)

hades (hercules, disney)

freddy krueger( nightmare on elm street, original)

hannibal lecter (red dragon, the silence of the lambs, hannibal, hannibal rising)

norman osborn/ the green goblin (spiderman)

jerry dandridge( fright night, remake and original)

xerxes (300)

dracula (van helsing, the one with hugh jackman)

zuko...even though he turns good waaay later on( avatar: the last airbender)

favorites

favorite super hero: spiderman

favorite drink: coca-cola

favorite color(s): red and pink

favorite killer: Michael myers

favorite movie(for the time being): pollyanna

favorite thing to do: watching movies/tv

favorite sport: football...then baseball

favorite cartoon character of all time: Scooby-doo

favorite time of the year: fall

favorite month: october

favorite holiday: halloween

favorite board game: candyland

favorite animal: wolf

actors that I love/like

Colin Farrell(fight night, phone booth, miami vice, horrible bosses, london boulevard and others)

james Franco(spiderman, rise of the apes, pineapple express, 127 hours, and others)

Matt dillon(crash, the outsiders, takers, my bodyguard, and others)

Ben stiller (meet the parents, meet the fockers, madagascar, dodgeball: a true underdog story, and others)

vince vaughn(dodgeball: a true underdog story, fred claus, couples retreat, wedding crashers, and others)

ryan reynolds( the proposal, just friends, blade: trinity, buried, the amityville horror, and others)

Heath Ledger( the patriot, the Brother's grimm, the dark knight, 10 things i hate about you, and others)

Sam worthington (AVATAR, and others)

shia labeouf(even stevens, holes, transformers, disturbia, and others)

tom felton(harry potter, anna and the king, rise of the planet of the apes, and others)

taylor lautner( sharkboy and lavagirl, twilight(ugh), cheaper by the dozen two, and others)

josh duhamel (when in rome, transformers, and others)

hugh jackman( van helsing, X- men, happy feet, and others)

robert downey jr.(gothika, iron man, sherlock holmes, and others)

orlando bloom(lord of the rings, pirates of the Caribbean, and others)

elijah wood(lord of the rings, happy feet, the oxford murders, the good son, and others)

matthew lillard(scooby-doo, scream, she's all that, thir13ten ghosts, without a paddle, and others)

Dax shepard( whithout a paddle, when in rome, baby mama, zathura, and others)

seth green (without a paddle, austin powers, old dogs, and others)

johnny dept( cry baby, edward scissorhands, sweeney todd, pirates of the caribbean, secret window, and others)

Christopher mintz-plasse (superbad, kick ass, fright night, and others)

The iPod shuffle quiz

1) Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2) For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3) YOU MUST WRITE THAT NAME OF THE SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT IS!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

super girl (krystal harris)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

just the way you are (bruno mars)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

stuck (stacie orrico)

4.WHAT IS 22?

you found me (the fray)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

be without you (Mary J blige)

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

your love (nicki minaj)

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

lets talk about sex (salt 'n' pepa)

8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

dilemma (nelly)

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

ultimate (Lindsay lohan)

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

hurt (Christina Aguilera)

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

all around me (flyleaf)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

knock you down (keri hilson)

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

slow down (bobby valentino)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

party's just begun (the Cheetah girls)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

thinking of you (katy perry)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

disappear (beyonce)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

there goes my baby (usher)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

work it (missy elliot)

19.WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

foolish (ashanti)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

naturally (Selena Gomez)

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

cheetah sisters (the Cheetah girls)

22.WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

motivation (kelly rowland)

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

alfie (lily Allen)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

i promise (stacie orrico)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

disaster movie ending (the cast of Disaster movie)

26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

unfaithful (Rihanna)

Another shuffle quiz...aren't these fun?

1.What do people assume when they first look at me?

so fresh so clean (outkast)

2. What will be a big challenge in life for me?

California girls (katy perry)

3. Am I a good boyfriend/girlfriend?

love shack (B 52's)

4. Do I have a Secret Admirer?

oops I did it again (Britney spears)

5. Will I ever become manically depressed in my life?

loose my breath (destiny's child)

7. Is someone trying to kill me?

ultimate (Lindsay Lohan)

8. What is my sexual preference?

que sera (hannah montana)

9. What am I afraid of?

should of let you go (Keyshia cole)

10. What will I be doing in a few years?

super bass (nicki minaj)

11. What is some good advice for me?

these words (natasha bedingfield)

12. What should I do instead of this quiz?

don't go chasing waterfalls (TLC)

13. Will you get married?

ignition remix (R. Kelly)

14. What is the story of your life?

invisible (clay aiken)

15. How can you get ahead in life?

never dream alone (Ashlee Simpson)

16. What is the best thing about your friends?

ooh stick you (Daphne and Celeste)

17. What song describes you?

walk away (kelly clarkson)

18. How does the world see you?

fergalicious ( Fergie)

19. Will you have a happy life?

i'm like a bird (Nelly Furtado)

20. How can I make myself happy?

set the fire to the third bar (snow patrol)

21. What should you do with your life?

complicated (avril lavigne)

22. Will you ever have children?

Every time we touch (cascada)