Okay, my name is Amanda and I'm a college freshman... I love to write I've written fics for NUMB3RS, NCIS, Jericho, Eastern Promises, LOST, Atonement, The Kite Runner, Candy, and Harry Potter (plus several others which I've started stories in, but never actually finished/posted). I only really write gen, never slash (I just don't feel like slash is true to the characters I write cause it's not on the show and I like to try to be as true to the characters as possible.) and I don't usually write any het. I usually stick to casefiles and such. I also seem to be addicted to bringing the CIA into my stories. But half the stories I write never get published, but rest assured, most of them somehow involve the CIA. I also really enjoy tormenting my favorite characters in a variety of ways.

In addition to fanfiction, I also write original fiction (though most of it never actually gets finished - I enjoy freewriting, so most of it either sucks, or is very personal).

I also stupidly agree to partake in NaNoWriMo each year (for the past 2 years... but not the point...) and have finished it each time. Because I have no life/don't need to sleep.

My Favorite Shows are: NUMB3RS, Jericho, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Bones, Firefly, Alias, LOST, Grey's Anatomy, How I met your Mother, Dark Angel, Moonlight, The Big Bang Theory, Scrubs and The Class.

I am also something of a film buff. Yeah, I'm one of those. I shun most blockbusters in favor of indies (yeah, I hang out at an Indie movie theater. And they sell freshly baked cake. Does your chain movie theather have pastries at their concession stand? Hunh? How about REAL butter on the popcorn? Or six dollar movie tickets? Yeah, that's right. Plus it plays all the good movies, like all the best picture nominees. My two best friends and I spend so much time there that the people at the ticket counter and concession stand know us by name. And I run into my film teacher about once a week there, no joke. I'd make a small world comment, but since it's really the only theater that plays the actual quality movies, it makes sense that all of us film buffs would converge there. Even though its about and hour from where we all live.

Random Quote Time!!

"Colonel in Special Ops said he was the bastard son of Clint Eastwood and Yoda." ~Colby Granger, NUMB3RS

"Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had a no problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president." ~Will Hunting, Good Will Hunting

"Legally he's right, Ethically he's an ass."~Jack Bristow, Alias

"Some people go miniature golfing with their parents. We go to India to look for Nukes."~Sydney Bristow, Alias

"'Or die trying'?! Did ya have to put that in his head?!"~Tony DiNozzo, NCIS

"Ladies would you please SHUT IT! Listen to me! Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced egregious. By the way, no. I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?"~Jack Sparrow, POTC 3

"Tony, your dying words will be 'I've seen this film'."~Ziva David, NCIS

"Dear Aunt Stephanie: Unfortunately, as my mother has informed you, the wedding is off so I am returning your kind gift of a coffee maker because, as it turns out, the man to whom I was engaged is a deceitful, two-faced, sex-crazed jackass. All my love, Francie."~Francie Calfo, Alias

"Can somebody tell me what the hell is going on here?! First Abby's lab nerd frames DiNozzo for murder and then McGee kills a cop! Did somebody break a mirror?!"~Gibbs, NCIS

"Yeah... I'll break into the Vatican with you."~Vaughn, Alias

"Subtle approach. You serve the warrent, I'll shove my SIG in her face."~Gibbs, NCIS

"Okay guys give me some room. I've just been ordered to fire on Air Force One."~F-15 pilot, Air Force One

"Personally, I would have found it anti-climatic, that after expecting to assemble a weapon of ultimate power, you ended up with a revelation you could have acquired from a fortune cookie."~Jack Bristow, Alias

"If you put me on hold again I will jump through this phone and strangle you!"~Ziva David, NCIS

"When you talk to the President, you might remind him that I am holding his wife, his daughter, his chief of staff, his national security advisor, his classified papers - and his baseball glove!"~Egor Korshunov, Air Force One

"So a tribe of evil natives planted a ringer in the camp to kidnap a Pregnant girl and a reject from VH-1 has-beens. Yeah. Fiendishly clever."~Sawyer, LOST

"The defense Lawyer told me to shove it. The message was actually delivered by his assistant, but he assured me it was verbatum."~Tony DiNozzo, NCIS

"Remove your hand or I will rip off your arm and beat you to death with it!"~Ziva David, NCIS

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