Name: Rose

Gender: Female

Age: 20

Country: USA!

State: Taco Town

Pets: a cat Sassy.

Books: no books just fanfic

TV shows: Buffy the vampire slayer, Charmed,saved by the bell, Ned's Declassified SSG, Flight 29 Down, and Bones

I am a Buffy fanatic. I am DESPERATLY in love with the hottie Spike. I totally hate Angel. EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!

Spike with those intense blue eyes and bleach blonde hair Sigh

Also in love with Lucas from Strange Days and Jackson (who's not in love with him? LOL) from Flight 29 Down

Fave authors: Tammydevil666

Fave movies: Stick It and RV.

FAVE PAIRINGS:

Ned's Declassified SSG: Ned/Moze,

BTVS:Buffy/Spike Willow/Oz Willow/Xander Dawn/Andrew Dawn/Connor

Fave Movies Quotes

Benchwarmers :

Gus: Clark, could you not pick your nose in front of me? Clark: I'm not picking, I'm scratching. Gus: Scratching what? Your brain?
Clark: Yeah, 'cause it's huge

Richie: He just did that steroid free!
Clark: What's steroids?
Richie: Something that makes your 'pee-pee' smaller.
Clark: Ohh... there must be steroids in macaroni!

Richie: (after Salad Girl leaves) What do you think of my future wife?
Old Man: I smell Cinnamon Rolls!
Richie: Oh, I smell Cinnamon Rolls too.

Mel: If you build it, nerds will come.

Marcus Ellwood: Do you still think I look like Yoda?
Gus: No.
Marcus Ellwood: But Yoda's my favorite! You're a bad, bad man!

Baby Mama:

Angie Ostrowiski: Can I just spray a little PAM down there right before the baby comes out?

Angie Ostrowiski: (as she enters the hospital, about to go into labor) It feels like I'm shitting a knife!

Kate Holbrook: Did you just stick your gum under my coffee table?
Angie Ostrowiski: I don't know.
Kate Holbrook: What do you mean you don't know? You think you're at an Arbys right now?
Angie Ostrowiski: You know what? I WISH I was at an Arbys cuz theres better food and cooler people there!
Kate Holbrook: (Kate looks under coffee table and gasps then looks at Angie) Did you stick all this gum under here?
Angie Ostrowiski: I DON'T KNOW! Maybe you stuck some of it under there!
Kate Holbrook: Yeah, actually you might be right cuz sometimes when I work a really long day I like to come home and chew a huge wad of bubbilicious gum and stick it under my reclaimed barnwood coffee table!
Angie Ostrowiski: Bitch, I don't know your life!

Stick It:

Joanne: Don't do it Vic. This is a really bad idea. If you get on this tramp you will have a cardiovasectomy. I'll have a cardiovasectomy! Think about your wenis!

Poot: Hi, I'm Poot and this is my hetero life mate, Frank

Frank: I have a gut feeling something bad is gonna happen.
(farts)

Poot: Man, why do you always have to bite my moment? Did it taste good?
Frank: (Slurps) Delicious.

Burt Vickerman: Joanne, go do your independent study.
Joanne: Well, doesn't she have to homeschool?
Haley Graham: Mina? Tell the foxymoron I got my GED when I was 15.
Mina Hoyt: Joanne, Haley got her GED when she was 15.
Joanne: What's with all the closed captioning? I'm not mute! And GED? What does drunk driving have to do with school?

Haley Graham: Are you gonna cry?
Burt Vickerman: No it's a nice thing! Beautiful!
(walks off)
Haley Graham: (walking after him) What, you can cry! It doesn't make you any less of a man Vicky! Don't worry, I won't tell the parents!

Poot:( holds both hands together up in the rock 'n roll sign) Too much rock for one hand, baby!

PootFrank: (singing after being kicked out of the gym) Every party has a pooper, that's why we invited you! Party pooper!

Labrynth:

The Worm: 'Allo.
Sarah: Did you say... hello?
The Worm: No, I said "'allo," but that's close enough.
Sarah: Oh... you're a worm, aren't you?
The Worm: Yeah, that's right.
Sarah: You don't by any chance know the way through this labyrinth, do you?
The Worm: Who, me? No, I'm just a worm. Say, come inside, and meet the missus.

LDS (mormon) so you won't find any swear words in my writing or adult content. So YA anyway if you like fluff read the storys by my friend Prince Johnathan's Lover.

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Random Qoutes or Lyrics-

"C'est la vie!" which means, "That's life!"

"La vie Boheme!" which is "Live the bohemian life!" (from the movie/musical Rent =)

"My road of good intentions led where such roads always lead..." from the musical Wicked (which i'm going to see in January 2007!). That song is called "No Good Deed".

"It's time to trust my instincts, close my eyes, and leap, the time to try defying gravity! I think I'll try defying gravity, and you can't pull me down!" also from Wicked. the song it's from is called "Defying Gravity".

"There's little in taking or giving, there's little in water or wine, this living, this living, this living, was never a project of mine." That's part of a poem written by Dorothy Parker. (I got that part of the poem out of an episode of Gilmore Girls!)

"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means no." That's from the first Pirates movie, Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl. I love that movie.

"No God, No Peace. Know God, Know Peace."

"In the dark it is easy to pretend... But the truth is what it ought to be." That's from The Phantom of the Opera. It's from the original version of "The Music of the Night", by Andrew Lloyd Webber.

"Hearing is believing, music is deciving, hard as lightning, soft as candle light..." That's also from the original version of "The Music of the Night from The Phantom of the Opera".

"The film-maker cannot see... And the song-writter cannot hear..." That's from the movie/play Rent. The song is called "What You Own".

"Why are entire years strewn on the cutting room floor of memory as single frames of one magic night forever flicker in close up on the 3-D Imax of my mind. Thats poetic- thats pathetic." That's also from Rent. It's from a song called "Halloween", but that song's not in the movie. Only the real Rentheads would know that song. =)

"Can I ask you a question?" "Bite me." "Did anyone call while I was out?" "Yes, four other people called and asked you to bite me." That was Gilmore Girls, Rory and Paris. Rory spoke first, Paris spoke second, I'm sure you can figuare the rest out. The episode is called "Say Something." =)

"No day but today!" Ah... Rent!

"If hearts were unbrakeable, then I could just tell you where I stand..." Clay Aiken =) I love Clay! (he should've won!) That song was "Invisible".

"There's nothing lamer than school council, that is of course, other than you." Life with Derek rocks everything. =)

"When I looked into your eyes, why does distance make us wise? You were the song all along and before the song dies, I should tell you, I should tell you I have always loved you. You can see it in my eyes." That is yet another Rent song. It's called "Your Eyes". Roger sings it. =)

"I would rather die a thousand deaths than to see my mother's dress on that spoiled, rotten, cow!" That is from the awesome movie Ever After. Drew Barrymore says that part.

"My father taught us not to lie." "Yeah, well mine told me not to starve, so we both got and education." Newsies! The first one who talked was David and the second one was Jack.

"You deserve each other, this hat and you, you're both so... smart! You deserve each other..." Yes, everybody loves Wicked! That's a part of "Dancing Through Life". =)

"To conquer death, you only have to die, you only have to die." Jesus Christ Superstar! Another Andrew Lloyd Weber musical=)

"The best part of believe is the lie." I think that's a Fall Out Boy song. =)

"Gee, you knit?" Get it? Ha. That was on an icon and it made me giggle.

"The Lord above made liquor for temptation, but, with a little bit of luck, with a little bit of luck, when temptation comes, you'll step right in." My Fair Lady =)

Mrs. Gulch: "I want to see your wife right away... ...about Dorothy." Uncle Henery: "What has Dorothy done?" Miss. Gulch: "What's she done? I'm all but lame from the bite on my leg." Uncle Henery: "You mean she bit you?" Miss. Gulch: "No, her dog!" Uncle Henery: "Oh, she bit her dog, eh?" Everybody loves The Wizard of Oz=)

"All I needed was friend to lend a guiding hand. But you turned into a lover, and mother, what a mother, you wore me out." That song is "Maggie Mae" by Rod Stewart.

"Live without the sunlight. Love without your heartbeat. I can't live within you." That's from The Labyrinth. I love that movie =)

"It's like meeting the man of my dreams, and then meeting his beautiful wife." That is from the song "Ironic" by Alanis Morresette (I think that's how you spell her last name =).

"You could tell me tonight, that maybe the world would end. That the sun wouldn't rise, and it was gonna rain again. Just as long as she's in my arms, it's gonna be a perfect day." That song is "Perfect Day", by Clay Aiken. =)

"It's only forever, it's not long at all." Labyrinth! That song is "Underground" from Labyrinth.

"It's like a dream you try to remember but it's gone when ya, try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn when ya, tryin' to see the world beyond your front door." That's from the song called "Pinch Me", by Barenaked Ladies. =)

"When the boat docks, I'm getting off with you." "This is crazy!" "I know! It doesn't make any sense! That's why I trust it." That's from the movie Titanic. The first one talking is Rose and the second one, Jack and last Rose. =)

"You must promise me that you'll survive. That you won't give up. No matter what happens. Promise me now Rose, and never let go of that promise." "I promise. I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go." Titanic. (The movie!)

"I don't wanna die for you, but if dying's asking me, I'll bare that cross with honor, 'cause freedom don't come free. I'm an American soldier, an American." Sorry, I don't know what that song's called. :)

"It looks like an ordinary penny, because it is an ordinary penny!" Yes, I love Spongebob. :)

"Love is not a victory march. It's a cold and it's a broken hallauja." That is from the song "Hallauja".

"Unlimited The damage is unlimited To everyone I've tried to help
Or tried to love
And, oh,
Fiyero, you're the latest
Victim of my greatest achievement
In a long career of distress
Every time I could, I tried making good
And what I made was a mess!" That's part of a verse of the song "No Good Deed". That part's not on the soundtrack.

"Yo, Adrian! I did it!" That's from Rocky II. I love those movies!

"Save him, please, just save him. My poor Boq, my sweet, my brave him. Don't leave me till my sorry heart has ceased, all alone and loveless here, just the girl in the mirror, just her and me, the Wicked Witch of the East. We deserve each other..." That is also from Wicked, but it's not on the soundtrack. (I don't know why it's not.) It's called "The Wicked Witch of the East".

"You rasie me up, so I can stand on mountains. You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas. I am strong, when I am on your shoulder. You raise me up to more than I can be." That song is "You Raise Me Up," by Josh Groban.

"A man is Dyslexic, an Atheist, and an Insomniac. All he does is lay in his bed, awake, and wonder if there really is a dog." Get it? If not, look up the meaning of those words. You'll figure it out. : )

"If your face is salty wet, and you're drowning and regret. (Just don't forget X8) Love Heals!" That is a part from the song "Love Heals." It's on the Rent movie soundrack, but not in the movie or play.

"You could tell me tonight, that maybe the world would end. That the sun wouldn't rise, and it was gonna rain agian. Just as long as she's in my arms, it's gonna be a perfect day." That is part of a song by Clay Akien called Perfect Day.

"If I touch a burning candle, I can feel no pain. In the ice or in the sun, it's all the same. Yet I feel my heart is aching. Though it doesn't beat, it's breaking. And the pain here that I feel, try and tell me it's not real. I know that I am dead, but it seems that I still have some tears to shed." That is from the song "Tears to Shed" from Tim Burton's Corpse Bride.

"Was it want with no desire? Was it smoke but no fire? Did I say, "It doesn't rip me apart,"? I lied. I'm sorry, dear, my hands are tied." That's part of a song by Melissa Etheridge called "Similar Features."

"I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean. Whenever one door closes, I hope one more opens. Promise me you'll give faith a fighting chance. And when you get the chance to sit it out or dance, I hope you dance." That's from a song called "I Hope You Dance," by Lee Ann Womack.

My Fave Couples (1-10)

1..Casey/Derek (Life With Derek) (T.V. Show) 2.Elizabeth/William (Pirates Of The Caribbean) (Movie) 3.Lizzie/Gordo (Lizzie McGuire) (T.V. Show)
4.Zoey/Chase (Zoey 101) (T.V. Show) 5.Troy/Gabriella (High School Musical) (Movie) 6.Hermione/Draco (Harry Potter) (Book)
7.Mia/Michael (Princess Diaries) (Movie)
8.Ginny/Harry (Harry Potter) (Book)
9.D.J./Viper (Full House) (T.V. Show) 10.Moze/Ned (Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide) (T.V. Show)

My Least Favorite Couples (1-4)

1.Elizibeth/Captian Jack (Pirates of the Caribbean) (Movie) 2.Sam/Casey (Life with Derek) (T.V. Show)
3.Ned/Sussie (Ned's Declassified...) (T.V. Show)
4.Zoey/Logan (Zoey 101) (T.V. Show)

BBBBBBYYYYYYEEEEEEE