GodIsGayQueenBhide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Politician. I write whenever I want, which (lucky for you guys) is relatively often! Topics vary a bit, but mostly fanfiction. I promise no smut! (And I'm asexual, so you can bet I'll make good on that promise.) I mainly write on my Wattpad account. Go check it out! Username: GodIsGayQueenB Fandoms I enjoy are: Harry Potter (Of course.) Percy Jackson/all of Rick Riordan's books (Alex Fierro is the best character in the world and no one can tell me otherwise.) The MCU (I especially love Loki and Shuri.) Supernatural (All my favorite characters have died . . . R.I.P. Also, Dean is kinda annoying. But I still ship Destiel.) The Politician (Just . . . wow.) |
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Memento Mori by GwendolynStacy reviews
Of the many people capable of carrying the fate of the universe on their shoulders by travelling back in time, Loki would have been the first choice of exactly nobody. With no allies, no plan and nobody on his side, Loki will just have to wing it. Or: That awkward moment when you've completed your redemption arc, but nobody else got the memo.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,474 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 7/5/2018 - Thor, Loki - Complete
As Strong As We Are United by dearemmahansen reviews
... as weak as we are divided. Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and Annabeth Chase all end up in New York at the same time. They all end up on the run from SHIELD, and they all end up meeting- right before the Avengers are first assembled and an alien army comes flying in from space. Is it a coincidence, or is it Fate… Co-written by shadowphoenix55.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,981 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 12/4/2019 - Published: 7/16/2019 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Summer Vacations With A Chance Of Death (I'm Peter 2) by LodestarJumper reviews
Peter gets put in charge of a summer camp for small children is not filled with jubilance; things take a turn for the worse, however, when Peter's identity is accidentally compromised in a fight by a supervillain. (No slash, no smut) (One-Shot) (Companion piece to "If Lost, Please Return to Peter").
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,009 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/9/2019 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
A Day in the Life: Drarry Oneshots by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 187 - Words: 216,949 - Reviews: 3530 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 1/7/2018 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
White Lies by Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,625 - Reviews: 2187 - Favs: 6,023 - Follows: 3,045 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,152 - Reviews: 6840 - Favs: 2,509 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Draco M., OC
No Church in the Wild by LostMyPen reviews
The Trio and Draco Malfoy endure, overcome and coexist. You do what you have to do to win. But what if everyone has a different goal and no one is willing to lose? This is Deathly Hallows, redux. Contains mature themes/violence. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,457 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
It's Lighter Than It Looks by Anna575 reviews
Or, five times Percy picks up Thor's hammer without the team seeing and one time they do. One-shot.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 665 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Percy J., Thor - Complete
The Bodyguards by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry and Draco are brought together for a seemingly dull security mission. Things however, are not as they seem. Written for the hd fan fair Career Fest 2014.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53,006 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Neville L., Blaise Z.
Hold Me, Haunt You by JessJesstheBest reviews
I've never hurt anyone, I haven't done anything wrong. All I want to do is spend some time with a girl. So why are these two guys bangin' down the door? Short, first-person present-tense narration. Destiel from an outsider's POV. First fic, un-beta'd. Let's see how it goes.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,865 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 9/21/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., OC - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by Marion Hood reviews
There is nothing that can stop Loki from opening that portal. Except the one person even more powerful than he.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 2,276 - Follows: 654 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Hermione G., Loki - Complete
Protective by Ketsui Meraki reviews
A Loki is Harry story. When the Avengers find out where Loki is, they want to retrieve him immediately. Unfortunately for them, Loki's friends, acquaintances, fan girls, and even enemies are a bit protective of him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 2,258 - Follows: 814 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
The Avengers: Lokitty Edition by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
Avengers AU where Loki escapes from the Chitauri and ends up on earth. Injured and exhausted, he disguises himself as a cat. And Steve has a thing for saving abandoned kittens. Then when The Other is sent to retrieve a couple stolen relics, Thanos has an army and a plan, and everyone thinks Thor is insane... (Protective!Thor, Protective!Avengers, BAMF!Loki, no pairings)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,424 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor, Loki - Complete
Domesticity by DaughterOfStarlight reviews
Banished by Odin and hunted by the Chitauri, Loki is a political refugee and the Avengers are forced to offer asylum. Through science experiments, swing dancing, panic attacks, shopping sprees, and Asgardian politics, the enemy begins to look like an ally. Eventual Avenger!Loki. Plus, Blackhawk and plenty of Tony.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,823 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Youth in Revolt by GirlX2 reviews
Loki turns the Avengers into Toddlers. Woe unto Loki. No longer a oneshot, due to popular demand. Set post movie.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,276 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Proprietary by The Third Marauder reviews
Loki wanted the Avengers defeated. But that didn't mean just anyone was allowed to defeat them. Or, five times Loki helps the Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,213 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 300 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Seriously by Ordis reviews
In which everything that happens in The Avengers is really a big try out to see if the team put together by Nick Fury is going to work. Agent Loki is not pleased to learn the good guys never got the memo. Written for Norsekink.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 302 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Love Potion No 9 by blackdragonsghost reviews
When a botched potion reveals that Harry's not quite as innocent as everyone thought, all of Gryffindor takes up the challenge to figure out just who defiled their saviour... except that apparently, it's not going to be that hard to solve the mystery after all. Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 289 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Loki and the Penguin Liberation Front by LulaMadison reviews
Penguins in zoos all over the world suddenly vanish. The Avengers are sent to investigate. You can guess who is behind it.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 141 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Emrys Revealed by Volcanic Plug reviews
Morgana will kill Arthur unless Emrys reveals himself. So he does.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 2,098 - Follows: 437 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Merlin - Complete
Trickster Interruptus by LulaMadison reviews
A short fic written for this prompt "The Avengers are fighting some foe that they're having a lot of trouble defeating, when all of a sudden Loki shows up & defeats the enemy with a snap of his fingers because he needs to talk to his brother"
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 300 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
On Shaky Ground by Sydelle Rein reviews
Sequel to Arthur's Silent Guardian! With the unknown identity of his sorcerer-protector plaguing him, Arthur is unsure how to deal with this new knowledge. Meanwhile, a series of mysterious earthquakes is threatening the safety of Camelot. No Slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,275 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Drapple by Chinky123 reviews
drabble. Draco loves an apple. R R, just a random plot bunny! please read. epilouge now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
The Green Blade by verityburns reviews
As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,904 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Scorpius's Request by SylviaW1991 reviews
Little Scorpius comes into Harry's life very unexpectedly when Draco is kidnapped by persons unknown and just wants his daddy back. Will Harry be able to fulfill that wish? And if he can't, who will take care of the child in Draco's absence? Future HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,124 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nico diAngelo and the House on Grimmauld Place by Eowebrinda reviews
Nico shadow travels to London and breaks into Number 11, Grimmauld Place to stay the night. He sets off an alarm system Moody set up to know if anyone was trying to find Number 12. Naturally, the wizards have to bring him in.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,314 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Sirius B., Nico A. - Complete
The Next Seven Days by Ultra-Geek reviews
Arthur is told a series of events that will occur over the space of a week. The seventh day will end with magic returning to Camelot, ushered in by the warlock Emrys, either to save the kingdom or destroy it. Arthur has a plan, though. Sort of.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,121 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 2,754 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Lip-Lock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 8,451 - Follows: 1,383 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Talk to Me by Sara's Girl reviews
When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,550 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 314 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 276 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Need to Know by Sara's Girl reviews
Some are born to matchmake, some have matchmaking thrust upon them, and this whole thing is Neville's fault, anyway. HPDM. AU 7th year fluffy!verse, pre-slash. Ron's POV. Very, very silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 82 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Midlife Crisis by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort may be an evil dark lord, but even he can appreciate the opposite sex. Too bad they don't appreciate his serpentine body. But hey, that's what Polyjuice is for… right? Features Voldemort in a muggle club and identity theft.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 3303 - Favs: 5,182 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Shallow Questions, Deep Truths by Miss Laine reviews
Harry is forced to answer a difficult question. Will it change anything or not? This is just a short one-shot meant to gauge people's reactions to my writing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 121 - Published: 4/13/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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Malfoy's Redemption reviews
Draco Malfoy gave up on who he was supposed to be. That hadn't truly been Draco Malfoy anyway. But now Draco is tasked with several problems: Would anyone believe he'd changed? How could he make amends? But new dangers present themselves to Harry Potter even after the fall of Voldemort. 8th year. HP/DM, RW/HG, GW/LL, past HP/GW. Based on Trumblr prompt. Published on Wattpad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,048 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 12/28/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
No Union More Profound than Marriage
Payton Hobart always knew he was going to be president someday. But it's what he does while he's in office that will make his name go down in history. Meet the man behind making gay marriage legal in all fifty states of the United States of America. Rated PG-13. PaytonxOC. Past PaytonxRiver, PaytonxAlice, and PaytonxOC. Set over several years. Originally on Wattpad.
Politician - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,336 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 12/29/2019 - Peyton Hobart, River Barkley - Complete
