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 Author has written 3 stories for Fruits Basket, and Death Note. http://www.fictionpress.info/~theberserker is my original fiction Thanks loads Things I enjoy saying "You're a penis-breath." (Makes a lot of sense, huh?) "What a nasty-pasty!!" (When someone has said something stupid) "The whole universe has just facepalmed." (When I can't think of a good comeback) flounders a bit... flounders a bit more "... Shush your mush!" Things I enjoy doing Reading manga Calling people 'nasty-pasties' (...) Poking fun at Luke (mah Bestest Friend) Nothing Favourite Quotes: Fruits Basket Kyo Sohma: Tell me what I think just happened didn't just happen! Kagura: I'm here for Valentines, silly! It's a very important day for lovers to be together! Just a note: None of the characters in my stories belong to me, so don't sweat 'cause I might have forgotten to write a disclaimer (because I will do that, probably.) I wish I owned them, but I don't, because my brain has all the properties of a salted peanut and I have the attention span of a sesame seed. ...Yeah Toodles :D Hug-in-a-box |
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Life Led By Moonlight by Goblin Cat KC reviews
HD drabble. vampire!Draco. Draco returns home one night eager for a taste of Harry's blood. drabble sequel: "Moonlight in Gray Eyes" added
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How To Win At Losing by Rogen-chan reviews
Light and L, geniuses though they may be, can still get bored. Add a couch full of pillows, a few insults, and what do you get?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Light Y., L
The Bet by JadeKaliko reviews
Raito makes a bet to L that he can't stay away from sweets for a week. RaitoxL.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Light Y., L
A little bit of love by Flare Haynekie reviews
FINISHED-AlbelFayt-Cliche, much- What happens when Fayt gets shrunk? And Albel has been ordered, or better yet he offered, to take care of Fayt. Insanity ensues... but it's not really that funny...
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,349 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Albel N., Fayt L. - Complete
What To Do If You Start Growing Fangs by IsolinaBlack reviews
Ever wondered what to do if discover that you're the main character in a VampireVeelaFaeElfThingie inheritance fic? Then here's the guide for you! [DmHp]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Make Love, Not Cake by Nilahxapiel reviews
Or do both. At the same time. LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/13/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Autism by Kumorastar reviews
Raito asks L about something he found on the computer shonenai LXRoneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Up To No Good by Maybe the Moon reviews
Costume Ball, Marauders style. Written for merrysmutmas 2006. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Sick by Chibi-Kawaii-Koneko reviews
After complete exhaustion, Raito gets a fever. Since he is chained to the boy, Ryuuzaki feels it is his duty to get Raito better quickly in his…own way. RyuuzakiXRaito. new chapter
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,429 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
Melancholy by Old Man Jeevas reviews
Near never cried. But it was never because he did not care. [MxN][Spoilers through chapter 99][OneShot]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Near, Mello - Complete
Quidditch Showers by nightsummer reviews
Harry and Draco are friends who secretly like each other. Explicit content/threesome, but with plenty of fluff between our two favorite lovers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,851 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sugar & Tea by EmpressTaint reviews
LightL Yaoi fic. Mild. In one line: Light forbids L to get to his sugar. XD
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
I Need to Hear It by Accidental Affinity reviews
LightxL oneshot, kind of fluffy. L has something he needs to tell Light.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
Killing Loneliness by darkangel1012 reviews
One Shot: Seventh year dance. Crazy dancing. Crazy singing. Wild Draco Malfoy. Wild Harry Potter. Confused Ron. Knowing 'Mione. Sexy 'table manners.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Dangers of Chocolate by Nara-san reviews
Near and Mello have fun with chocolate NearxMello
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Mello, Near
Tied Down by Jack of Chocolate reviews
Sometimes, your past is your future. And sometimes, it'll just always be there. [SPOILERS OF VOL. 7, L & Raito centric. Complaints, don't read]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Hindered Bliss by June13 reviews
Just a quick smutty Harry Draco scene I wrote, now new and improved! SLASH!Duh! Don't read it just to flame, because I will laugh in your face. Mmmm lemony goodness
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Paper Cranes by Coinkitink reviews
RinHaru. Love: A reason for living. A reason for dying. Their blessing...and their curse.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Rin S., Hatsuharu S.
Voyeurism of the Sort by schizofragile reviews
Raito needs to go to the rest room. Oh, and L couldn’t resist. RaitoxL, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
With L by NextNothingNew reviews
Light has come to a decision about L's fate. What will it be? And why has he made this decision? LLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
Illogical by MlleD reviews
Guess who's finally going to catch Kira? LXRaito. COMPLETE.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,783 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
The RumEating Floor Monster by Coinkitink reviews
Jack's drunk and Elizabeth is not surprised. Just a short oneshot to get me started, no real plot just pure...somethingness? Warning: Slightly Sparrabeth
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
Harry's Not So Homicidal Thoughts by RandomTopic reviews
ONESHOT. One kiss changes everyone's opinion on Harry Potter. To Harry Potter's happiness. Disclaimer: I don't own HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
100 words drabble by Makiko Igami reviews
Raito realizes he's not the genius he thought he was.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
The Taste of a Killer by Insane But Happy reviews
It is a strange sensation, tasting the lips of a killer. OneShot. LRaito.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
December by Saulie reviews
Light studied his own reflection in a shiny red ball, dangling from a branch.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Light Y., L - Complete
Short Fuse by Conny1908 reviews
Pillow talk HPDM style. Oneshot. Short and silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Meow Woof Pervy Boy: Behind the BAKA NEKO by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
Eww, Kyo! You're a pervert, pervert! Read as Kyo travels around the 'world' in search for rape victims, teases Hatori and rambles on about anything that comes to his perverted mind... [COMPLETE][REWRITTEN]
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,857 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Kyo S. - Complete
A Panther's Heart by Copper Vixen reviews
Harry gets caught while in his animagus form and is purchased to be a familiar to his worst enemy, HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,552 - Reviews: 2230 - Favs: 7,356 - Follows: 2,058 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Gunning Down Romance by Empatheia reviews
[Light x L, spoilers] Brainscrewery, followed by screwery of other things.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,265 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Complete
Prove It by Elladan Seregon reviews
Onesided VladDanny Vlad, in denial of his feelings, makes a late night visit to Danny.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Stop the World! I Wanna Get Off by Mijan reviews
In which Harry quits in spectacular fashion, and nobody's happy about it... including Draco Malfoy. Written before HBP. Slashy overtones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 108 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
it's over by capricious insanity reviews
NaruSasu. We never really value somethine until we are on the edge of losing it. When Sasuke finally does value Naruto, Naruto's not in love with him anymore. Gaara had caught him when he fell and Sasuke is left falling. Revised version.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dreams and Bitter Nights by Keraha reviews
L dreams bloody dreams. LRaito, short.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2004
That Potter Slash by Minerva McTabby reviews
Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Complete
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Seven reviews
When L and Light stumble across LxLight yaoi fics, are their opinions of each other going to change? And what is L thinking? Rating M, and not just to be safe 'cause it's yaoi. This is REAL M. Read at your own risk
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,240 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 12/29/2006
NearxMello reviews
The title kind of explains it, huh? Near is bored, so guess who comes along to cure it? COMPLETE.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Tohru is a gangsta chav reviews
Tohru wants to be in the trend and becomes a GANGSTA CHAV. Yuki's opinion. PURE CRACK. No point to it AT ALL, so don't read if you want a fic with a pointed pencilly point. WARNING: very very bad language and A LOT of references to sex
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Yuki S., Tohru H. - Complete
