The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about fanfiction...oh dear God, it's back.

The epic story of how the Chudley Cannons finally won a quiddich match, as told to Hermione Granger by Ronald Weasley in a letter sent during the summer after POA.

A crossover between John Brunner's The Traveler in Black and Harry Potter. What happens when a being with many names, but only one nature, encounters the chaos that is the Wizarding world? For some, tragedy, for others....

Severus Snape thought he was in for another boring year of idiotic first years the art of Potions. Then he met the eccentric Luna Lovegood, and everything turned upside down....

Twenty minutes of glaring at the computer passed tolerably. She made supper and set the table, even washed a counter or two halfheartedly. The computer smirked at her avoidance techniques, knowing she’d give in when she was faced with the dishes.

Combining the rumours and opinions randomly heard via magazines, Internet & friends here is a spoof look at what the X Men 3 film could be like. I don't own XMen or other mentioend things, simialrities are coincidental. Please don't be offended.

Lockheed meddles.

This is my first fic so please review. a short silly flic about some of our beloved xmen when they were teenagers having career's meeting's, what did they want to be before they knew they were mutants?Its a laugh and has emma frost gambit and beast.

Xavier's thoughts on the strangest partnership in the XMen.

Jubilee's thoughts about a certain Canadian wild man.

Logan's thoughts about a certain firecracker. Not a WolvieJubes romance. Please read and review.

Beast doesn't angst much, but he certainly has plenty of reason to.

A one shot about the original five Hank, Bobby, Jean, Warren, and Scott opening a 10 year old time capsule.

Jenny's life has not been a bed of roses. Will the Xmen be able to help her deal with her painful past and upcoming future? OC, AU, Beast, Gambit, Wolvine and all the Xmen. Sequel to previous the Test stories.

One-shot: The X-men clear the snow from the Mansion’s driveway and have a snowball fight in the process.

Logan learns a lesson about life and death from an unexpected source.

What are we going to do tonight, Beast?" "Try to take over the world." "With Twinkies?" "With Twinkies." (one shot)

Logan and Hank watch a certain Cajun enjoy his snack. PWP, slash overtones. Submitted in response to a Peanut Butter challenge in a yahoo group.

It is kinda self explainitary but Hank (aka Beast) finds him self caught up in the monster mash! Features people from all walks of the marvelverse! ONE SHOT Please read and review!

Some familiar faces in a different but equally familiar setting... Happy Birthday, Luba! KittyBobbyHankKurt et al

The Xmen meet the muppets. Need I say more? Complete

Vic Creed decides that he wants a pet cat. Nice, childfriendly story, I promise.

Hank McCoy: Avenger, X-Man, everyone's favorite blue boy. In his last letter to the world, the Beast reflects upon his life.

The heater's broken, the mansion's huge, and the service guy isn't coming till morning. What do the nonfurry residents do for a comfortable night's sleep?

Hank McCoy has a heart-to-heart with Moira about the status of the X-people past and present.

A leetle Beast fic. Yay!