Come On Over Valerie
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Joined 03-31-06, id: 1018955, Profile Updated: 12-07-11
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Glee.

Call me Valerie. But it's not my real name.

I'm a StarKid. But I'm also a Gleek.

I'm still awaiting my acceptance to Hogwarts. But I practice magic. Not really.

I'm in love with Klaine. But Drarry always has a place in my heart.

Darren Criss is the man I look up to. But Draco Malfoy's the character I'm head over heels in love with.

I like to sing. But I suck at it.

I love constructive criticism. But I can't stand bashing and personal attacks.

I'd love for people to be nice to me. But I won't beg for them to fake it.


"Well Sometimes I Go Out, By Myself, And I Look Across The Water.
And I Think Of All The Things, Of What You're Doing, And in my head I Paint A Picture.
Since I've Come Home, Well My Body's Been A Mess, And I Miss Your ginger Hair, And The Way You Like To Dress.
Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Why Dont You Come On Over, Valerie."

-RIP Amy Winehouse.

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Wingardium Leviosa! by Becoming-Obsessed reviews
When Harry runs across a very ill Scorpius Malfoy and his rather exhausted & attractive father, neither knew it would lead to pushing back a looming death date & involve a lot of life, unconventional love, a unicorn & plenty of apples. HPDM. Rate changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,692 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3886 - Favs: 3,596 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,863 - Reviews: 4143 - Favs: 5,948 - Follows: 3,919 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7834 - Favs: 8,474 - Follows: 7,853 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
The Klaine CrissColfer Show by BlaineyDevon reviews
In which Kurt and Blaine are real people, and Chris and Darren are fictional, but both couples endure many challenges. Majorly AU. Klaine. CrissColfer. Two stories in one! SEASON TWO NOW UP!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 144,697 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Daddies by GirlFromTheWest reviews
Kurt and Blaine celebrate their 7th wedding anniversary by deciding to begin a family. What follows are their adventures, from deciding to become parents to their son's 18th birthday. Join us, won't you? Our favorite boys are going to be amazing parents!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,716 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Bigger Than Us by littledaybreaker reviews
Blaine and Kurt broke up years ago and haven't seen each other since. Now Blaine is a single father and a successful blogger, and Kurt is a high-powered magazine executive. What will happen when their lives collide unexpectedly?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,764 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I Will Remember You by Chloe Winchester reviews
"Please, you can't do this. Don't take my son away." "Don't make me go, Daddy. Mommy lived here." "I know, Kurt, but Daddy doesn't have a choice." Baby!Klaine Warnings will vary.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,838 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Boys Like Us by threetequilafloor reviews
Blaine Anderson never thought he would have any reason to venture near McKinley reform school, but that was before he met Kurt Hummel. A Badboy!Kurt fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,384 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Of Comparisons and Harry Potter by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
A comment from Rachel sparks a massive debate between the Glee clubbers, as documented by Facebook. Minor Twilight bashing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,261 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Complete
The End of the Tunnel by randomee reviews
There is a disease where if you show the symptom, they will take you away, never to be seen again. One day, Blaine wakes up to discover he has the disease.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,643 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Not Everyone Is Here! by WorthYourWeightInGold reviews
Ever since Kurt transferred to Dalton, he doesn't get to see his friends at McKinley that often. So everyone's news is always on Facebook. Klaine. Luck. Finchel. Bartie. Starts out the day of the amazing Klaine kiss.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,436 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
It's Complicated: A Facebook Adventure by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Who needs enemies when you have your facebook friends?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Magic Words by Threepwillow reviews
Blaine doesn't like to break the rules, at all. Kurt doesn't want to break the rules, but he at least wants to have fun. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Harry Potter pickup lines!:::
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Facebook Fun by Phantom of a Rose reviews
The Glee clubs live as seen through their Facebook comments. Klaine. Harry Potter references - BEWARE! :D
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Underneath It All by MystyVander reviews
COMPLETE! Rape, violence, FLUFF, SLASH. After Harry and Draco both lose a wager, the consequences change who they are forever. Both boys learn to look beneath masks. What would happen to you if you lived through somebody elses nightmares?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 100,615 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Phoenix Ashe Cafe by Digitallace reviews
Baker!Harry, Smitten!Draco and some very delicious dessert debauchery. Warnings for Slash, Chocolate-covered Harry and eminent hunger pains.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,339 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Cat Spirit by tandy9evaG reviews
COMPLETE Harry’s pregnant and can’t look after the child when it’s born.Now he has to get someone to look after the child.Preferably the grandparents since he doesn’t want to tell the father and still wants the child to have it's real family.Drarry.SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,708 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Changing of the Guard by Lomonaaeren reviews
Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,538 - Reviews: 3472 - Favs: 3,382 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Deal by louise4 reviews
Chapter Eleven up! Harry Potter and Blaize Zambini are in love. No not with each other! What were you thinking! No, but together they may be able to get what they want. HPDM, BZSF. So this means slash! FINALLY COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,557 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 5/4/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Building With Worn Out Tools by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,552 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 4,218 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Back to Spells, Enchantments, Potions and Friends reviews
Blaine Anderson is the cousin of Harry Potter. Blaine's mother took him and fled the wrath of Voldemort. Being raised a muggle, one day, Blaine recieves an acceptance letter to Hogwarts. The truths are slowly unwraveled. Klaine. Drarry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,389 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Harry P., Blaine A.
Forget Me Not reviews
Senior year goes by beautifully. They plan to move to New York together. Get a job, get married, have kids, grow old. But Blaine suddenly breaks it off with Kurt on graduation night. Kurt is devastated. Major character death, angst, tragedy. 2-shot.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.