this fucking sucks dick bitch kosmos x shion motherfucker go kill yourself

Epic. Fucking epic.

While your on the subject of things that are WRONG, how about mentioning that chaos is NOT gay. He is Xenosaga's version of Christ, and Christ is not gay. Anything else is blasphemy

These are good. I see nothing bit good point in here! My story has the pairings as in the games but they're trying to help...Well I won't say anymore but you can read it if ya wanna know. Anyway I agree with the Shion being bitchy part. She kinda pressed my po-ed button a lot in the third installment and what the hell is with the constantly chasing Kevin? GET OVER IT! He's dead and Allen loves her but she's so stupid she can't see jack! She's stupid enough said. *no one get mad at me because I like Shion and all but she just acted like a complete...I can't even think of the word in the third game.* Anyway and Jr. must ALWAYS be the shortest. I mean come on! That's why he's so cute!

hey Rubedo, I need to know smthg. Does my story "Crimson" disobey your Xeno. castXOC pairing? I mean, I have chaos w/ a character i made up-but she kinda died in the end. is that bad?

Wow, if i wanna make a fic of xenosaga thanks to you i know wath i need to do.

Of course is a great chapter, i almost cry of laugh with the part “birds and the bees,” because the first time i've seen that part i think the same

More tips from the all mighty... Red Dragon? You wish. Do we really have to follow them? :D

Okay, first off, how the hell in any way is this funny? You are just basically writing up a meaningless guide suggesting that all fan fics related to Xenosaga should all come out the same. When last I looked, headline is: Unleashing your Imagination. Which means that people should write whatever the hell they want, NOT follow advice from someone who is suggesting to make all fan fiction come out the same with cliche themes and styles and a plot exactly the same as the story above and below it... like a school literature program where most of the stories are either about minorities, the old days, or poverty.

I'm not saying I LIKE some of the strange things people make (like those weird same gender pairings). But that doesn't mean I'm going to write a "story" trying to tell people what they should write/shouldn't write. Seriously, if you are just going to sit on your ass and tell people what they can and can't do with FAN FICTION than you should get a life. I know that sounds kind of harsh but honestly fan fiction is not that big of a deal, SO GET OVER IT! Fan fiction is about people making stories about the movies/games/books that they like! It's not about everything coming out the same cause someone wants to read the same type of story over and over.

This is Zexion72, and that's all I have to say.

I must admit... This is a really funny chapter! I always liked MOMO and Ziggy to be "President and bodyguard" as you said, or father and daughter, so I agree with you there. No offense to people who like that pairing though... And you're right! Alby IS actually in reality a superhero of phenomenal powers! Take my imaginary pet dog Spot for example! Heeheehee...

Right, here's the thing. Ignoring the fact that you seem to have felt that the whole of the internet really needs to know how you feel about what fic ought or ought not to be- it's "humor," I know, which is basically a transparent way of insulating yourself from flames- the problem is... where in the blue hell is the humor? At least wrap your opinions in something halfway palatable before you post them.

Congratulations! You have now stereotyped everyone...but that's where fanfiction comes in. F-A-N-F-I-C-T-I-O-N. Although...Shion is rather bitchy...

*Taking notes* ALL my problems have been solved! . *thumbs up*

LOL nice tips... Though if Sakura 'has' to be dead then why'd you put her in your story 'alive' 'dating' Gaignun?

We will be victorious! We shall defeat all others in how many fanfictions there are! Someday, Xenosaga shall rule! XENOSAGA! XENOSAGA! (I run around with a giant flag over my head that spells "Xenosaga," and I yell over and over, "XENOSAGA! XENOSAGa!") "Cough." Excuse me, I should go to the coments now... I also read that guide in FF7 before. That's where you got the idea, right? It was a long time ago, and I randomly ran across it. I hope to find it and put it in my favorites, which is what I'm going to do with this story! Good job! It's about time Xenosaga had a guide! I think it deserves one! Thanks for writing it!

LOL, this was pretty funny. I hope you don't catch crap for it, LMAO!