Warning: This is meant for the readers' enjoyment and not to be taken seriously. The tips given can help your way of writing in a sense but does not limit ideas for what can possibly be in the world of Xenosaga because fanfictions are all about imagination and breaking boundaries.
Disclaimer: I do not own Xenosaga. It belongs to its respected owners.
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Tired of how you can't think of ideas to write fanfics for Xenosaga? Suffering from a writer's block that is just frustrating to try and break? Well, here is an array of tips and ideas for you to look at so that you can write the perfect Xenosaga story! You don't have to thank me! I went through a lot of trouble to trying and write this…and stealing strategy guides from random people…thank them.
1. Xenosaga should not be mistaken as Xenogears. Time constraints are different and characters vary greatly even though some characters from Xenosaga are based off of those of Xenogears. Don't put stories in the wrong place! It's like classifying Heinlein as a person!
2. Allen will love Shion and only Shion. There is a reason why he is always chasing her and no one else! Stop putting him up with Mary or Shelley…hell don't put him Jr.! There is a reason why adults can not and should not hook up with "kids." It's called rap…plus e.
3. Shion must always be bitchy about everything she is put in because she is constantly P.M.S.ing as in the third installment of Xenosaga. Complaining is a necessity. Enough said.
4. If you're going to make Jr. grow taller, you MUST make MOMO grow just as tall because originally, MOMO is just a tidbit taller than Jr. We want to keep things in touch with the original, don't we? Sorry Jr.! You are destined to be the shortest one in the Xenocrew!
5. Shion and KOS-MOS CANNOT be paired with each other. The reasons why?
-You will be mauled by chaosXKOS-MOS and ShionXAllen fans.
-Shion is a human. KOS-MOS is an android. Get the picture?
-Shion is a mom. KOS-MOS is a daughter. To have them love each other like a couple is gross! Family bonds are strong but not THAT strong!
6. Gaignun is the biggest pimp in Xenosaga. He must have MANY ladies. He cannot have one specifically. To do that is to only get killed by fangirls and Mary/Shelley fan groups. Combined forces of the two is threatening to the universe.
7. Mary MUST have a Southern accent. You will be going OOC no matter what you do if you don't.
8. Spelling is very important. chaos must ALWAYS be lower cased and KOS-MOS/MOMO must also ALWAYS be capitalized. The reason why is because chaos is a hobo and capital letters signify the things they will destroy. For KOS-MOS, targets are keys (all kinds), omnipotent beings, stupid people, molesters, other androids, and sloths…giant ones. For MOMO, she targets your mom. The extra O is the way the target screams in agony. Also, Jr. must always be followed by a period. Periods lay down the law…and finish a sentence.
9. Ziggy is like Cloud from Final Fantasy 7 in robot form. He will ALWAYS be a silent emo man. He will do nothing but live in the past. Him acting as anything else is just blasphemy. I shall smite thee with thy fingertips if thee do it differently!
10. Sellers is high on helium. Explains his "intelligence."
11. Albedo must laugh manically in anything you put him in like this: "AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
12. Sakura is dead and plus she can't talk in real life. It MUST be in the Encephalon and nowhere else, or else, it would be a ghost story.
13. You cannot have MOMO hate. You cannot have Sakura hate. Why? It's because they both have flower powers. Who needs SeeDs when you got flowers?
14. Abel and Nephilim will live forever. They cannot die. Ever.
15. Virgil must always eat Realian flesh. He cannot eat ANYTHING else no matter what you give him because he will just throw it up later anyways because he is bulimic. Have him carry an emergency kit for "fast food." Not emergency food, but for other sharp and killing purposes. Get my drift?
16. Matthews must have his "Caution: I am a Boozer" hat if he's going to hook up with a lady. It's his way of saying, "I am loaded."
17. The Professor must always be obsessed with big robots. It does not make up for his other parts that aren't big.
18. Monkeys own the Erde Kaisers.
19. The Xenosaga Bible in the third Xenosaga is something that must be alluded to when writing a Xenosaga fanfiction. It is divine law.
20. HaKox is the ultimate minigame. It blows Super Mario out of the water. Go get your stars somewhere else!
Pairings
1. If you're going to put Jr. with Sakura, he must be referred to as Rubedo. Ru-be-do. Sakura is way past dead when he gets his new nickname. If you don't believe me, refer to Xenosaga 2.
2. If you're going to put Ziggy together with Juli, they cannot "do it," because he has anatomical incapabilities. All of his parts are mechanical. Maybe if you rebuilt Ziggy with organic parts…
3. KOS-MOS must be put with chaos or else she would be cheating if she was with someone else. She is divine…or at least her "Will" is. We can't ruin that perfect Divine record.
4. Putting Jin and Pellegri together is like trying to mix blood with water. It ain't happening. Pellegri left Jin because he is more obsessed with his hair.
5. Shion and Allen CAN be together but only if these requirements are fulfilled:
-Allen is wimpy and has no balls (as in guts).
-Shion angry or going to be angry.
-Kevin dead and gone.
-KOS-MOS and chaos are dating. No interruptions!
6. If you're trying a love triangle between Jr., MOMO, and Sakura…do not do that. Sakura is dead. D-E-D. And if Jr. does not want MOMO, he must not want her because he feels he isn't good enough for it. If Albedo is inside him, use Albedo to abuse Jr. constantly. Also, MOMO cannot be envious of Sakura. She is sweet and innocent...use that to your advantage as well.
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