On an alien planet, Hoshi and Malcolm are forced to undergo various ordeals in order to save the Enterprise crew from unpleasant consequences.

Malcolm is not best pleased when Hoshi tells them about Trip's 'nevertoberepeated offer' at Travis's party the previous evening. TripMalcolm slash.

Devious Malcolm! Mild TuckerReed slash, first kiss situation.

It's Travis's party and, while somewhat inebriated, Trip makes a onceinalifetime offer to the partygoers. This is TripMalcolm slash. but nothing explicit. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Malcolm decides to practice his tactical skills to stop them getting rusty, and annoys the pants off Jonathan in the process.This is Archer, Reed slash, but nothing explicit. If you don't like that sort of thing, don't read this.

I bet you thought that Kirk's crew were the first to encounter the tribbles...

You may wonder how there could possibly be a sequel to ‘Too Sexy For His Shirt’. Wonder no more. Here it is. It is Still TR slash and slightly more so than the first story, but nothing explicit.

Malcolm recites Shakespeare.

Malcolm is coerced into entering a competition and ends up performing to 'The Stripper'. This is TR slash but nothing explicit. If it's not your thing, stop reading now.