Kenny has a theory. Not only is love a mental disorder, but also a waste of time. When a certain blonde starts giving him butterflies, he becomes obsessed with Stan and Kyle's relationship, trying to figure out what true love is.

[AU giftfic for Noctalis Noctis.] Being hired to create a meal for Uchiha Sasuke and his special lady friend aren't high on Hinata Hyuuga's list of things to do, especially when she harbors feelings for her handsome customer.

When time makes it worse. ScotttenormanCartman

Hiruma. Identity.

It’s been years and year and the knife lays broken in his dresser drawer, but he still presses his face into his pillow and screams, the memories cloying and taunting him. ONESHOT LyraWill

AU What started off as the crappiest day... turned into something pleasant, and it was all thanks to her. And he discovered that working in an ice cream parlor maybe wasn't such a bad thing after all... OOC Itachi

They say Rosette Christopher has lost her mind. Perhaps ...but she's gained so much more. In an attempt to uncover Rosette's secrets, a lone psychoanalyst will venture into the darkness. But in the process, will she lose her mind, as well...? [RxC FIN]

This is what you have made yourself, this is what you have become. SasuOro [sort of], oneshot, darkfic

A playful smirk formed on his mouth— the mouth that was creeping towards her own. “Idle hands are the devil’s plaything. . .” “B— but, you’re an angel. . .” “An angel of what. . . ?” That was the question. [LRxC DARK]

She could still remember the first question she had asked him— the night of the fire, listening to the crackle of smoldering timber, the hiss of burning toys, the sizzle of roasting flesh. “Why can’t anybody see you?” [RxC, AU, Oneshot]

So, what if our boys got stranded in the middle of the ocean? Five dorks in a small space with no food doing what normal hot and bothered males with lethal weapons do when faced with survival. Normal. Riiight. Set during the Venus de Milo arc.

..I inhale your breath and pray to you: swallow me alive.' Short KxL.

The Retrievers scratch and claw at each other in a race to get back targets scattered all over Tokyo. Simple. But big surprises are thrown into the mix and Ban finds out the hard way why he should never deny Ginji a decent meal. COMPLETE

Two years after his battle with Vash, Knives finds a new Plant child and vows to raise it to follow in his footsteps. The only thing in his way is an insurance agent by the name of Meryl Stryfe. But, such a small girl shouldn't be a problem.. right? KMV

Complete Meryl becomes more important to Vash than he wants to admit. But Knives sees it. Knives capitalizes on it. But he finds it increasingly difficult to exploit the Insurance girl, for reasons far too old, and not buried deep enough…KMV