band geeks are hothide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Princess Tutu, Fruits Basket, and Ouran High School Host Club. This a profile. A BORING profile. Run for your lives! Any of those sticking around, congratulations for being a good sport. Myself? Who : Ally. What : A female lime green flamingo with a computer. You don't think all flamingos stand around in a pink group with a leg sticking out of water, do you? Okay, I lied about being a lime green flamingo, but for the sake of my stupidity, use your imagination. Where : On Pluto, formerly known as a planet. When : A year perhaps? Longer possibly. How : The internet introduced me to fanfiction.net. Why : I had stories and ideas, and writing is quite fun when you know what to do! ...And when you don't have writer's block. Quotes : This whole quote column takes place when my father and I are watching Resident Evil 2. Dad : So it is Matt, not Max. Myself : Yes, it's Matt. Dad : Like Matthew. Myself : And where did Max come from? Dad : SKANK. (after helicopter crashes) Myself : Crash. Dad : Bash. Myself : Smash...waterfall! Dad : Oh that's nice. (looking at Alice's corpse) Myself : She looks most definately dead. Dad : Yes she does. Progress in fanfiction Dirty Little Secret chapter 12 is FINALLY up! NOTICE : I just realized my other stories are starting to grow cobwebs and dust bunnies since I haven't done much fanfictioning...BUT I SHALL WRITE MORE OFTEN. |
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Of Music by Mikanis reviews
Light is at the theatre, escaping from his life as he does every performance. Fate hands him her calling card in the way of a stranger sitting across the room. Can Light maintain his life when this one man manages to slip into it like he belongs there? AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,027 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Light Y., L
Camp Romances by Clover715 reviews
Hinata,Sakura,Ino,andTenten are all going to an all girl camp. Just across the woods tho is Naruto,Saskue,Shikamaru,and Neji all attending a boy camp.The girls meet these HOT guys but are confused as to how Hinata already knows them.SUMMER ROMANCE?YOU BET
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 288,544 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Irony, Thy Name is Sakura by Gin-inu reviews
Sakura is a shy, picked on girl at school. But when a new scary kid comes to school and she starts to take an interest in him, what will she do?nejixgaaxSAKURAxsasuxnaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,977 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Sakura H.
Where the Hell Are We Now! by Kaori reviews
Three friends are taken captive by mistake and, after an accident, now find themselves in a completely different reality. Follow them on their adventures as they try not to get killed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 65 - Words: 105,786 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
Akito's Diary by Twisted-Soul123 reviews
After much sneakiness, I have at last uncovered Akito's diary! It's really not what I expected at all...
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,528 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Akito S. - Complete
To be together by Lady Kiren reviews
Ten years later, Chihiro is faced with a choice to go back to the Spirit World, but all this time she has been wondering, will Haku keep his promise? Will they see each other again? Please read and tell me what you think
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,959 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
Minor Annoyances by Mysterious Penname reviews
"The day Light-kun doesn't have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!" This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 97,988 - Reviews: 2916 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Thou Shalt Not Kill by Charlie911 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has never entirely been happy with the way the world works. He thinks it should go rot somewhere and leave him the hell alone. But it only gets worse. He finds himself facing a difficult challenge: help people.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 111,533 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Pencil by xXJamie-chanXx reviews
One day, Tohru and Momiji stumble upon a bright, glittery, yellow Mogeta pencil and embark on a schoolwide quest for the true owner. This is Tohru and Momiji. Expect stupidity and exclamation points. Oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Tohru H., Momiji S. - Complete
The Horrible Day by LaChoy reviews
There's a new girl and the day she arrives, boys turn gay and leave their girlfriends, who have a severe case of PMS, and all the hosts turn into bad copies of their former selves. [CRACK!]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2007
The Cinderella Makeover Naruto Style by CharismaHarmony reviews
[AUModern]When Hinata’s best friend, Naruto said that she wasn’t the type of woman men fall in love with, she bet him 1000 she’d have a marriage proposal in 3 months. She turned her tomboy self into a sexy siren, the world’s most eligible bachelor moved i
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,429 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Don't Believe it by mooglebaku reviews
Naruto becomes even more annoying, Kakashi becomes addicted to Final Fantasy, Kiba needs a new friend, Neji is a perv, Shika and Temari's relationship gets strange, and Lee can't ditch Gaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 93,268 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 7/22/2006
Just Hikaru by oOoIZZYoOo reviews
The graveyard felt very cold to Hikaru that night. Though he thought no one understood, he forgot that one woman had lost another as well. With his Brother gone what will become of Hikaru and the host club? How can Hikaru be a twin without a sibling?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,905 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
How to Kill the Sohma's in 30 Seconds by MondayVibes reviews
Warning: Your favourite character WILL die. Other than that, the whole concept straight forward. Oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
The Big Yellow Bus and Other Silly Adventures! by The Girly Man reviews
What happens when you take most of the brains out of our favorite Fruits Basket characters? Why, The Big Yellow Bus and Other Silly Adventures, of course!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,761 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/13/2006
Haruhi and the Chocolate Factory by ThefirstTevlek reviews
Reliant heavily on the movie, this is another one of those clashes between Literature and Anime that we all love so much. Haruhi as Charlie, The Twins as Veruca, Mori as Violet, Hunny as Augustus, and Tamaki as our own Willy Wonka!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,194 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Haruhi F.
The Truth About Hinata! by JackOfBladesX reviews
What if Hinata was more than she seemed to be. What happens when the eighteen year old Kunoichi gets disowned by her father. Rated for Language, and suggestive themes. Oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Village Hidden in the Lemon Peels by KalliopeStarmist reviews
After an attack on their friends, Naruto and Sasuke seek vengence from the infamous Writer Ninjas of Lemongakure. Joined by Zabuza and his li'l friend Haku, they have to hurry, because things are heating up in Konoha, and they may be its only hope.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,822 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
A very Gaara Christmas by The Handsome Blue Beast reviews
Gaara does something he really shouldn't have on Christmas eve, and starts off an unstoppable chain of events! I know it's nowhere near christmas, but whatever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Bittersweet by Kuron reviews
Hikaru is suffering. He loves her, he can't keep his mind off of her, but he knows his feelings would only ruin her life. His love for her is bittersweet...unless she returns them. [HikaruxHaruhi Oneshot]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Operation Figg by Unknown Foolish Lil Devil 66 reviews
An insane rambling story cowritten by Lil Devil 66 and Unknown Fool. Yuki and Kyo are in love with Tohru. But will Akito come in between? Of course he will, and we're gonna make him! 3rd chapter up!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,759 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006
The Sealing of the Shukaku by Kai's Snowfall reviews
Want to know exactly how the Shukaku was sealed away inside of unborn Gaara? Well wonder no more! I'm here to tell you exactly how it happened! [humor]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Gaara - Complete
The Little Seductress by LuvinAniManga reviews
Ino made a bet with Sakura: the first single man to walk in the door is the one she has to seduce into kissing her tonight. Backed into a corner, she agrees. What ensues when she sees it's THAT man?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,578 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 112 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Kyo vs Fresh Step by Koki-chan reviews
Kyo is in trouble! Shigure replaced the litter in his beloved litterbox with Fresh Step and he cannot find it anywhere! The worst part is that Kyo has to go! And he has to go BAD! What'll he do?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Complete
Crystal Pepsi by Black Lightning Bulb reviews
A couple years later and they still have no IDEA why Kamon even bought Crystal Pepsi
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
Candy Kisses by prettykittie05 reviews
I do not own Fruits Basket, but I do own the story...YAY! Thank you everyone for the reviews! This is a Momiji and Tohru pairing and yes it does have to do with candies and kisses. My boyfriend inspired me when I wrote this. Hope you all enjoy it!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Momiji S., Tohru H.
Home Movies by Kaygi reviews
Did you ever wonder what happened after the series ended? Well, it's 10 years later and everyone has gathered for a Reunion Party. Look through the lens of Yusuke's camera and see how everyone turned out, who ended up marrying who and more!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,486 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Complete
Child Therapy by devilhunter37 reviews
What happens during extreme bordem and a caffeine high? Something like this fic. Strange, vulgar, and down right offensive. This fic is guaranteed to do something for you. Otherwise you just wasted your time.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2002
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Dirty Little Secret reviews
Ahiru blinked and finally noticed that the whole time Mytho kissed her she had not closed her eyes once. But looking into Mytho's eyes reminded her that now would be a wonderful time to worry. Chapter 12 is up after so many months!
Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,689 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 6/2/2006
Bun Bun WHAT! Inside Hunny's silly sick mind reviews
Back from the grave after a deletion due to the matureness of the title, it's Hunny and his sick twisted little perverted mind! Not sure if many people will like it, but I hope some of you do!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,352 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.
What Princess Tutu Characters would NEVER say reviews
Silly crackish fic that popped into my head when I was typing a chapter for my other story. You'll be shocked!
Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007
Meow Mix presents Zodiac Food Adventures reviews
HI! This is a sequel to Meow Mix this time featuring the other Zodiac members and their issues with their favorite food! Please read and review!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,839 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 7/28/2006
Meow Mix reviews
This is a silly maybe oneshot about Kyo and, you guessed it, meow mix. please read and review. Sorry if it's bad, it probably is! but pleeeease review!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Kyo S.
