Ginseng Kalbern
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Joined 08-11-17, id: 9589467, Profile Updated: 04-12-20
Author has written 2 stories for Fire Emblem, and My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア.

Hello Hello! Kalbern Here!

This is a very new experience for me, so I apologize if I tend to mess up on something or if there is some sort of "code" or such besides what is provided by the actual website that I don't know about. Anyways I'll be looking forward to reading more and to soon post some of my own later on.

So with that in mind, thanks for reading an unknown user's profile bio, and I would not be surprised if it was because you were bored (I know, I've done it too)

...Yyyyuuup, that's pretty much what I have to say, so you can go now, bye bye.

Go on, run along now

If you can reads this, it either means my profile has increased in popularity, or you are so bored that you are willing to read an unknown profile bio just to see how it would end at the bottom. Both are understandable

No really, i don't that have much to say

Okay you win. Here is your prize: a virtual cookie and a new e-book on time management. Make good use of these two, they are not cheap.

NOW LEAVE!!!


Update: July 10, 2018

Okay guys, just wanted to let you guys know that i just moved to Mexico, and Im still trying to get used to it, but for the moment I am okay. I will still work on my story, but for the moment I am going to have to go put it on hiatus for the time being. Either way, I will come back soon and i hope to continue soon.


Update: 4/12/2019

Ok, never really though I would be updating this bio. In that case, I will go ahead and just put a few things about myself for those interested.

First off I was born in the US but have hispanic heratige. Been back and forth between US and Mexico for a few years and whatnot. Not much of a social person either so more than likely you will find me here more often than not, now that I actually have a computer now. Also, I enjoy video games, anime and cartoons, a bit of reading and writing as well as a bit of sketching ( not that im really good at it...actually not at all)

I wanted to open an account here in FF because it was a way for me to practice on my writing and typing skills, while also putting out some ideas that I had in mind. However, my interest in it sort of wavered and kind of left it for a long while. It wasnt until sometime last year when I decided to pick up on writing stories again and see where that would take me. However I feel as if I am a bit rusty so please provide me with some feedback or advice if you are able to.

Now then, I am still kind of getting myself out of a rut after a long time of inactivity, so please try to be patient with me because I am not as...attentive as I use to be with my writing, so I apologize in advance.

Lastly, I would like to thank those who have taken the time to look into the stories that I have at the moment. I appreciate it and will do my best to make sure you are entertained when a new chapter goes out.

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Mysterious Love by EnigmaCalvin reviews
This is a story of Midoriya x Toga. In a society were if a villain or hero fall in love with each other is unacceptable Toga will face many hardships; Jealously, arguments, depression, stress, and go to extreme lengths to be happy with Midoriya as she builds an unhealthy obsession of Midoriya. (This Story will have Lemon in it.)
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 67,113 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 9/8/2018
The Mafia Game by CuddlyCookie1360 reviews
It's a simple concept. There's a hidden "mafia" within U.A, and it's up to the "police" to stop it. It becomes a lot less simple when Izuku Midoriya is chosen as the mafia leader. (Inspired by 'Hero Class Civil Warfare' by RogueDruid)
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,687 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 7/11 - Izuku M., 1-A Students, 1-B Students, Nezu/The Principal
Games and Stuff by The US Doctor reviews
A self insert story, because I got bored in class, and wanted to run the thought experiment of what would happen if I got thrown into the RWBY universe and had a gamer system but set to creative/cheat mode, there is going to be nothing too serious in this story, don't expect a super serious story, it'll just be me screwing around in remnant.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 36,936 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 12/17/2019 - [Coco A., OC] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
All the World's a Sale by Narwhal Lord reviews
All the world's a sale, And all the men and women merely opportunities. An actor (Self-Insert) wakes up in Valm after a nasty incident in a play, and finds himself on the road with Anna. They become fast friends as the adventure unfolds, but the road to the end of Awakening won't be so easy... Adventure/Humor story containing darker themes.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 194,179 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 5/9/2019 - Tiki, Anna, OC
Deku the quirkless villain by Io of nine reviews
Midoriya Izuku has been bullied his whole life for being quirkless. And at the advice of his former bestfriend decides to end it all. However what happens when a shattered boy gets pieced back together by the wrong crowd.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 139,779 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 9/8/2018 - Izuku M.
Interviews with a Tactician by Scourge of Infinis reviews
In which Robin decides to conduct interviews with existing and potential Shepherds to ensure their loyalty and commitment to the cause (and some other details). What could possibly go wrong?
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 686,832 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Avatar/Robin
The silent hero: Deku the Mime by SuperSaiyain79 reviews
Izuku grew up wanting to be one thing and one thing only...the greatest mime in the world. But after a quick meeting with his number one hero and a pretty girl could all that change.. probably not but let's still find out yeah.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,369 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 3/6/2019 - [Izuku M., Itsuka K.] Toshinori Y./All Might, 1-A Students
Entropy by Imperium42 reviews
Two years after he vanished from U.A.'s General Studies program alongside three other students, a quirkless Midoriya Izuku is the leader of the fastest-growing group of villains in Japan, and no one is left to stand in his way- no one aside from All Might's successor, the next Symbol of Peace. All orderly systems descend into chaos. No one is immune to entropy, heroes least of all.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 303,003 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 8/11/2018 - [Izuku M., Toga H.] [Hitoshi S., Mei H.]
POWER!: An Origin Story by SuperSaiyain79 reviews
Izuku Midoriya was orphaned when he was young, thought to be quirkless, but really just a stickler for rules, and bullied. But his life changes when Mirio Togata steps into it and together they work on their Journey to U.A cross-posted on AO3
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 81,379 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 1,849 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 1/19/2019 - [Izuku M., N. Hadō] Mirio T., T. Amajiki
Mercs in Remnant by chief of RAGE reviews
[Cancelled] After the lovable mercs of TF2 defeat the Classic mercs, they're fired for no longer being relevant to Mann Co. business since all three Mann brothers are dead and Hale has control of the company again. So there go our boys, traveling the dusty desert, until something happens that leaves them in a completely new world.
Crossover - Team Fortress 2 & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 465,118 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 8/7/2016
The Young Veteran by LawKaynn reviews
There are very few things that can prepare one for hero work, but surviving for over two centuries as a soldier for peace on an alien planet might be one of those things. Watch as Izuku ushers in an Era of peace. Again. (RessurectedSoldier!Izuku) (Harem) (WARNINGS INSIDE)
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,206 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 5/30/2019 - Izuku M., 1-A Students, 1-B Students, All For One
The Fireteam of Idiots V2 by E-Tacito reviews
What if a group of US soldiers ended up on Remnant? Chaos. Thats what. This is the new Fireteam of Idiots on Remnant story. I just figured it would be better if I posted all the new chapters in this manner. Co-written with Scapel 2-5
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 111,984 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 5/17/2019 - Jaune A., OC, Yang X.L., Ruby R.
Fallout: New World by ComeInMeBro reviews
The man who had cheated death in the cemetery outside of Goodsprings, finds his mind muddled and his companion missing after awakening in a forest. With his gear and weapons accounted for, he begins his adventure in this strange New World. Little does he know, he isn't the only one bewildered by his new surroundings. Neutral Courier.
Crossover - Fallout & Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 66,124 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 11/5/2019 - Courier, Ainz
We Don't Need No Heroes by Scarper Von Hyde reviews
Almost half a year before Izuku's fated meeting with the Slime Villain, our hero finds himself running away from his fears. But instead of letting his fears overtake him and drag him back down to the darkness where they think he belongs, he finds friendship in the most unusual of places and with his new friends' help, they will claw their way into the light where they truly belong.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 240,240 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 6/18/2018 - [Izuku M., Dabi, Toga H.] 1-A Students
A Magician's Secret by StevenTLawson reviews
Izuku, at a young age, has been treated very poorly because of his quirkless stature, however a store he never saw before, leads him to make a change in himself, one that might just make him the world's greatest magician. Rated M: Because I don't know how far I am going to take this story. Violence, swearing and Sexual situations.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 121,662 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 1,703 - Updated: 12/21/2019 - Published: 5/14/2018 - [Izuku M., Momo Y., Itsuka K.] Katsuki B.
Wolf In Sheeps Clothing by hallyu1 reviews
Bullied, Belittled, Berated. No one believed Izuku could become a hero, not even his idol, All Might. Hopeless, Izuku takes a desperate leap. But when opportunity arises in the most unlikely of places, he holds on desperately. They all told him he could never become a hero, but no one said anything about becoming a villain.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 87,243 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 11/13/2019 - Published: 11/21/2018 - Izuku M., Katsuki B. - Complete
One Piece: Yandere loves the Captain by Barrubo reviews
(AU) Luffy, Ayano. These two are polor opposites. One is filled with emotions while the other has none at all. So how did these two meet and became the best pirate crew ever known? Well, it went something like this in a small place called Foosha Village.
Crossover - One Piece & Yandere Simulator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 37 - Words: 66,421 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/26/2019 - Published: 3/3/2017 - [Luffy, Ayano A./Yandere-chan] unknown 1, Info-chan
Green by asiandollarboy reviews
Izuku Midoriya, medical mystery. At the age of four, he was diagnosed with no quirk. So it came as a surprise to everyone when he grew a second heart at age five. By age fourteen, the doctor ripped his own notes to shreds, "22 new organs. Still no sign of the Quirk metagene." Somehow, Izuku had become a Space Marine when no one was looking. Slight 40k reference. Not a crossover.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,062 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 8/14/2019 - Published: 6/30/2019 - [Izuku M., Melissa S., Momo Y.]
Minipa's Trope Discussions and How to not Suck Shit at Writing - BNHA by Minipa reviews
In this instructional piece, virulent critique will be done on all sorts of Fanfiction tropes, cliches, and other pet peeves. Examples will be given where names of stories and the author responsible will be mentioned. Join me in this quest to find out just why and how stories such as: harem, god-Like, bash, and grammatically horrible stories plague the most favourited. BNHA Edition
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,176 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/21/2018 - Published: 5/17/2018
A Wildcard's Awakening by RedRat8 reviews
"You know, I've seen some crazy shit in my time, but a whole new world? That's a new one, but I guess it can't be too bad considering I'm traveling with these Shepherds. Let see what kind of crazy shit I get into this time." -Courier Six AKA Marcus.
Crossover - Fallout & Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 138,292 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 5/26/2018 - Published: 6/2/2017
Crack Pairings: A Comprehensive Analysis by COOKIECHEESEMAN reviews
Come join Sain and Sully on a fun-filled adventure about crack pairings in Fanfiction and how to write them! If you're lucky, you might even learn something! SainxSully, plus other numerous couples from our completely voluntary contributing authors! Everyone is welcome to immerse themselves in the experience of a lifetime!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/19/2018 - [Sain, Sully] - Complete
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The Sssssmokin' Hero: Deku! reviews
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It's a green haired nutcase with the power of CARTOON LOGIC! Prepare for gags, shams, slams and 'Oh DAMN's when this greenete from the block turns his world upside down. Action! Romance! and most importantly: PIE! Why you ask? BECAUSE WE SAID SO! WARNING: This fic contains cartoon violence, crude humor, insane amounts of references. Not for kids.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,432 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 4/11
Trade Secrets reviews
If you knew that the world as you know it would end, if humanity was on the brink of extinction in the unforeseen future, what would you do? Would you prevent it from happening? Or would you only cry in despair? For the family of merchants, they would pick neither. They have been through many things through many generations, and they all learn the same lesson... to take advantage.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,842 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/24/2018 - Published: 4/3/2018 - Anna