This is just me being me and if it's too in depth and personal, and well, let's face it, boring, go read someone else's bio. I don't want you here anyway! Ahem, back to your regularly scheduled bio:

Name: Ellisandra, but I think it's only 'cause my mother was all doped up on Demerol to realize what she was saying. Seriously though, people ask for my name then actually say 'God bless you' after I say it. If you know what's good for you, you'll call me Ellie.

Age: 16! No car as of yet, but look out! Cruising soon on a highway near you :D

Height: 5' 0'' (sigh...)

Location: Sunny Florida. Yeah, where all the hurricanes are always coming, but that's another story. Cheez nip, anyone?

Pets: My sweet little dog, Nugget. I got her when I was four and it was my favorite word at the time (still is...). Besides, she is the color of those sweet Mickey D's food items.

Oh yeah, and Jess. She gets rather snippish if I forget to mention her and then she trys to snap at me when I clean out the tank. In case you haven't realized, she's a crayfish.

Interests: My MP3 Shelley, my broken 3-legged desk Carlito, movies and music and television in general, and the Spanish channel. Mind you, I can't speak Spanish, but have you ever just turned down the volume and made up your own plot lines? Friggin' awesome.

Favorite TV Shows: Degrassi, Instant Star, Cribs, Gilmore Girls, Spongebob, Strong Medicine, and Azumanga Dio: The Show(if you don't know what that is, pick up a manga. Yeah, those funky Japanese comic books about 10 apiece? Get one.), Falcon Beach, Kyle XY, Monk, Law and Order: SVU, CSI

Favorite Movies: Where the Heart Is, Harry Potter 1-5, Elektra, Hitch, Beauty Shop, How to Deal, The Prince and Me, Princess Diaries 1 & 2, A Walk to Remember, She's The Man, POTC 1-3

Favorite Books: Anything by Meg Cabot, The Frog Princess Series, Anything by Nora Roberts, Harry Potter, Heir Apparent, Anything by Sarah Dessen, and Summers at Castle Auburn, Twilight and New Moon

Favorite Music Artists: Kelly Clarkson, Diana Ross, Green Day, Good Charlotte, ABBA, Christina Aguilara (only on Stripped, though), Jojo, Atomic Kitten, Mandy Moore, Skye Sweetnam, Liz Phair,Staci Orrico, All American Rejects, Reliant K, The Beatles,and The Veronicas.

Favorite Quotes: Some say the glass is half full, others say it's half empty; I say "You gonna drink that?"

(from my good pal Jessica) Can you lose brain cells from sniffing a scented dry-erase marker? Hey! That's awful marketing.

(from my friend Alex, freaking out over the Breaking Dawncover) Oh my gosh. OH. MY. GOSH. Ellie, what the ? Look, I'm standing in Booksamillion right now! GET ONLINE AND LOOK AT THE COVER! What the does that even MEAN? Chess pieces?? Who's the little red piece lurking in the corner? OH NO! Did Victoria come back from the grave? And what the is the white piece for? The king? What kings are there in Twilight?? Well, Edward, I guess. He's king of...Bella's...heart. Yeah, heart, we'll go with that. Ellie? Ellie? ELLIE?? TALK TO ME!

My Stories: The Bachelorette Party: Even though I'm not a very big fan of one shots, I really love this one. It was just an idea I got while doing my math homework (weird, I know). It's pretty good, if you ask me, so its probably worth the ten or so minutes it'll take you to read it. STATUS: COMPLETE

Bella and the Beast: I have always been intrigued by this fairy tale, even before I was old enough to fully understand it. And hey, how BEAUTIFULLY do the Twilight characters fit into it? Hee-hee, this one's finished, just not all posted. Edits are slow, but I love it :) STATUS: IN PROGRESS

The Car: This was SUPPOSED to be a one-shot, but um, have you seen how LONG it is? There were a lot of elements to cram in it to get it to fit the way I wanted it to. I'm really happy with it; hope you all are too :D STATUS: COMPLETE

Other: I live with my 5 younger brothers and my 2 older sisters, so I'm a happy middle. I hate shopping, a fact which my sisters have on their list of 'Why Ellie is Abnormal'. Um, I love to read and I'm small enough to fit in my school locker. I have red hair and REALLY pale skin, unlike Logan (he was blessed with my father's good looks, sorry Mom) aka Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome.

I think that's all you all need to know unless I've invited you to move in with me. I'm a huge fan of Mediator and HP and Twilight fanfiction so those are mostly the ones you'll find on my list. Oh, and if you have a kindergarten spelling viewpoint, I'll remind you to be using spellcheck before you upload your stories, because honestly, it's not possible to get good grades and attend 'collage'. Get it, got it, good.