Sam falls into the Cage. But the Cage is full of Nothing, and suddenly Lucifer has become Everything. Angsty.

"Sammy." He's whispering now. "Sammy, you know I'd never hurt you." He cups my face with a filthy, bloody. I close my eyes and… I'm home. Samifer, if that's what they're called. Dark, darkfluff, and angst to last you a millenium, so this story is no place for rose coloured glasses.

A series of Bakura based drabbles and one shots, mostly humor but there are some serious ones. Many MANY pairings. More than I have room to list. Hope you enjoy my twisted humor!

Ever wondered how Orihime would react if Ichiruki became canon? What about Renji? Heck, what would Byakuya think? Every character has something to say when two people get together, but not every reaction is what you’d expect. New pairing per chapter.

//UlquiorraOrihime// Insanity had to be the cause. She had no other explanation as to why a very dead Arrancar was haunting her.

Having problems in life? Well these guides have your answers! Learn tips and warnings as you read guides created by your favourite ninjas in Konoha! // Various Pairings Applied. // Viewer Discretion Advised.

What happens when Eragon and his friends come across a Mary Sue fan fic? Why, pure chaos, that's what. Please R & R.

Some of the Eragon characters are living in a house together! Durza's being childishly annoying, Morzan's gone parental, Selena's been watching supernanny and Eragon's obsessed with waffles! It's pure madness! R & R please!Third genre: GeneralDrama

She loved him and hated him with the same passion. Now, she saw her chance as he watched in misery while the woman he loved married another man.

The Chazz commentaries on his daily life, the duels he participated in, Jaden's stupidity, Alexis's body, Syrus's midgetness, Zane's J–rock metro look, Bastion's brains, and all that other good stuff. But mostly Jaden's stupidity. [Dub-verse]

Eragon and Murtagh have a conversation concerning Eragon's affection for Arya. Takes place sometime after they reach the Varden in Eragon.

Even though the cops have caught him, he knows they'll never get him. Not really.

Her mission: to take Evolution down, no matter what the costs. It seemed simple enough, but life had a peculiar way of complicating things.

What happens when Uchiha Fugaku decides to take his family for a little bonding time? Utter chaos and the TRUTH about what REALLY happened. CRACKFIC

Song fic based on the song by Kelly Clarkson. Eragon captures Murtagh. Nasuada visits him while he's unconscious.

Really funny. Jeff Hardy convinces the Undertaker to go fishing with Shawn Micheals...and it dosen't end well. Not at all.

This story used to be called My WTF Story. this is a story that can't be explained. Its about gaara and what he does when he has the house to himself. I have decided that i would add more to this story

Secret Window insanity romp that takes the movie and runs with it... lots of funny randomness, innuendo, and sarcasm... Read and Review please! Chapter the 13th: Mort's Road Trip of DOOM

Ever want to know what Yami Bakura thinks of everyone else? Well here ya go! Warning for character bashing and morbid, violent Bakura swearing XD COMPLETE!

Ocarina of Time from Link's point of view. Basically, he's pretty grumpy because he'd rather be eating cookies. It's funny, though. I swear. Now complete. It makes me sad.

Nymphadora Tonks contemplates the seven deadly sins and how one particular werewolf is causing her to commit them. Now, if he only knew. RLNT. Set of seven drabbles.

It was snowing the day Uchiha Sasuke made his first kill... [ItaSasu, oneshot]

It's Halloween, and I figured I'd have a little seasonal fun with my favorite elite squad. Then it got random. TO THE PERSON WHO CANNOT SPELL ANONYMOUS: WARNING! DON'T READ! IT'S A PARODY AND YOU MIGHT JUST TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!

Raphael and Dartz stumble across Amelda and Varon's alleged 'interaction hour.' Innuendos galore.

Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED

Yugi and Yami overhear Ryou and Bakura doing... something. Implied Yaoi.

Bakura Ryou hates it when people touch what is his. Disgusted with others coveting his little songbird, he sets out to claim her as his own, though his method of protection is less than savory.

[Complete] Seven years following Sasuke’s disappearance, Sakura, now a medical-nin, goes on an ANBU assassination mission. SasuSaku. Contains spoilers, PG-13 for mild V, L, S.

A strong PG-13 for (ahem) stuff. You'll have to read to find out! Basically the gang plays 'In my pants!' Round two with LOTR cast ensues!