My WTF story

Gaara looked around slowly; there was no one else in the house at the time. Their house was nice especially that he was the Kazekage. Slowly he went into the family room and went to the corner and opened up…. A SECRET DOOR TO A DISTANT GALAXY…ummm no. He actually bent down to pick up his giant gourd, that had probably been rolled into the corner while Kankurou went on one of his pot induced frenzy's and tried to jump in side the gourd screaming DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE I GOOOOO! It happened more often then you would think.

Gaara popped the cork of with a loud POP and reached in.

and pulled out a….

OMG the horror/terror the horror/terror

In Gaara's hand was a…BARBIE DOLL!

Gaara looked around slowly and opened his mouth to talk to the plastic bimbo.

And what he said shocked the nation

He said "YO wut up my french fries and home skillets"

After many hours of playing with his 'french fries and home skillets'(yes I realize how wrong that is) we return to the seen of the crime to find a Gaara in a pair a pants and thousands of gold necklaces on and wearing a ring that says 'Bling Bling'

Later Gaara wakes up to find Kankurou standing in the door way

After blinking a couple of times he realizes what Kankurou is wearing

Kankurou has a tumble weed on his head and is sitting on a saddle

Kankurou smiles at Gaara and says

"and I will stop the evil-doers"

I have n idea what happened to my brain when I wrote this story, but I think I might have sold it on e-bay. If you so happened to be the lucky bidder, would you please give me my brain back for I don't know what other horrors I may or may not write with out it.

I don't know if this story will be continued or not