MissWitterstrandhide bio
 Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Kim Possible, and Mass Effect. It sucks that my return to fanfiction has to be blighted by this nonsense: author TastingLatte has lifted my OC from Tumblr to publish in their fanfic here: /s/12070552/1/Maybe-In-Time I've spoken to the author and have gotten nothing but condescending remarks. I've been a writer on here since I was a kid. It's what made me want to be a writer and go to school to learn to write better and improve myself. Now, some "journalism teacher" (I put this in quotes as journalist reading this teacher's work) just plucks my own characters from me and talks down to me. Smh Other proof can be found in the #sebamey tag on tumblr, as well as a google search of "sebamey" |
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The Consequences of Bad Actions by Gremblin reviews
Companion to "She Remembers". What Once-ler did after Norma left.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
She Remembers by Gremblin reviews
At first, Norma remembers, Once-ler was a good man. A sweet man.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Grammy Norma, The Once-ler - Complete
Baby Does It Right by emilyinthetaiga reviews
While getting dressed for Bella's party in New Moon, Alice decides to finally let Jasper enhance their experience with his power. Please review, even if you just tell me one thing you liked/didn't like! plz excuse typos, etc for now, editing again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Visiting Hours by Rain City Ruckus reviews
Post!Opera. Shilo's been getting visits in the dead of night and they're not going the way she'd like them to.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,381 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
Why is nothing ever perfect? by Entrenched reviews
A Jiraiya Tsunade fiction. Plot: Tsunade has always seen Jiraiya as a friend. What happens when Tsunade and Dan fall out and Jiraiya finally returns from a secret mission? Pairings: JirTsu and I have yet to think of others.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,446 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S.
Hell of a Night by melissarxy1 reviews
One shot from a prompt on the kink meme. Grilo, a VERY strong M.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Papercut Skin by the-glory-days reviews
Alice tries to spice up things in the bedroom, but what happens when she suggests something so completely outrageous? What happens when she suggests role playing as Edward and Bella? -WON SECOND PLACE in the Jasper and Alice Roleplaying Lemon Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
There's Something About A Man In Uniform by whitereflections12 reviews
For The Only Pancake's Jasper/Alice roleplaying lemon contest! Involves an Alice planned Halloween party, including her plans to see Jasper in a way she's always wanted...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Burnt Rubber and Desire by littleyellowporsche reviews
Alice and Jasper one-shot. Alice and Jasper need to spice up their sex life. When Alice comes up with a thrilling idea, can she get Jasper to go along for the ride, even after what happend last time? *Re-edited and extened scene*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,919 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
A Page From The Diary of Shizune by Kiros Razer reviews
From the diary of the Godaime's assistant. It mentions her thoughts towards her Mistress and possibly other things as well.. some of those thought might end up being on the Yuri-riffic side.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,229 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Shizune, Tsunade S. - Complete
Good Morning, Byakuya by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Drinking wasn't something Byakuya enjoyed. Especially when he had to wake up next to his captain.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Byakuya K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Heliotropium by blushinglily reviews
Even the simplest and smallest of insults, made in the brink of the moment, can reach the core of the heart. Kaname/Yuuki
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
She Really Is Quite Beautiful by isimplylovett reviews
A sensual tale of the growing romance between Mr. Todd and Mrs. Lovett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008
Silence is Golden by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Yamamoto, Ukitake, and Shunsui are sitting in a room. Yamamoto monopolizes conversation.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2008 - G.S. Yamamoto, J. Ukitake - Complete
Dear Hormones, by Guttersnipe reviews
A letter from Sasuke to his misbehaving hormones. I believe I have made myself sufficiently clear: I do not want you running rampant in my system like an unchained yard dog. You need to learn discipline and how to obey me... [minor Sasuke X Sakura]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tad Too Toady by Momosportif reviews
Hiya! When Gamatatsu escapes Jiraiya and convinces Tsunade to let him hang with her for the rest of the day he wreaks havoc of all kinds, but can some good come out of it for the two Sannin? Read, enjoy, comment! All characters are Kishimoto's
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Lifetimes by martinique reviews
Vignettetype fic, in which Jiraiya bears news and Tsunade does her best to ignore him. Part of The Little Things Universe, but works as a standalone. Oneshot. T.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
A Certain Kind of Madness by xxanglophilexx reviews
Sirius admits his feelings for Remus to Minerva McGonagall. Minerva decides to take matters into her own hands and get them together. After all, it's all for the greater good, right? Right... Fourshot. RLSB. JPLE. MMAD. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,824 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
You're Fired by Marchenplushie28 reviews
Getting fired isn't necessarily a bad thing. TsunadeJiraiya. Drabble, AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
Veni Vidi Vici by CrazieDasie reviews
James tells Remus and Sirius to beware the Ides of March causing Sirius to lose his mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Demons We Become by MirrorFade reviews
Tsunade, the Godaime Hokage, finds a letter written by Orochimaru in the raid of a Sound outpost. What secrets does it contain? Its not what you would expect. Oneshot, people, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Orochimaru, Tsunade S. - Complete
The White Fang by Terra Alchemist reviews
Kakashi's having love problems and Sakura and Naruto are determined to get their Sensei and his love interest together, permanently. Will Kakashi get the girl, or will Naruto and Sakura screw it all up? Slightly AU, KakashiXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,467 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Kakashi H.
Wine Red by foxygirlchan reviews
She always loved wine. Ever since she was young, she would take a bottle of it from the adults while they were too drunk to notice. She made a mistake trying to steal it from Vincent. Yuffie centric. [Not Romance].POST DOC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
A Caged Bird by Shikku reviews
Robin has been captured by Slade again. Starfire and the other titans have to try desperately to find him...before it's too late...COMPLETE!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,937 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
ornithophobia by sailorstarsun reviews
A single event in a child's life can affect them forever. [Byakuya, Ukitake, silliness]
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Byakuya K., J. Ukitake - Complete
The Gangs All Here by moondust161 reviews
The TT r at skool. no powers. and they meet the most interesting girl you could ever meet in ur life. will they find out her secret? RichxKori GarxRach VicxBee OCxOC
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 106,154 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/11/2006 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Complete
Good Times Gone by Yondaime-dono reviews
Oneshot, JiraiyaxTsunade. Before the three year gap, Jiraiya goes to Tsunade's office and talks with her directly about Naruto. The possibility of taking him from the Leaf to train him for years is discussed, as well as something she'd long forgotten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
A Walk in Someone Else's Body by Yoiri-sama reviews
Kakashi is perverted, Sakura is in love, Sasuke doesn't care. What happens? Rated for language just to be safe. First fanfic so be nice....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/11/2005 - Published: 10/1/2005
Cursed Lives by FallonRoth reviews
Raven meets long lost family. Are they good or bad? Will Trigon come back? For chapter 2 review if you really like the story. This is the improved The half Raven never told.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Raven
Calling all Ninjas by Akai Ito reviews
Funny answering machine messages of all the characters of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
Why Sake Bottles Are Better Than Men by Kopykat Kakashi reviews
Hokage Tsunade calls a meeting to address kunoichi enrollment. The discussion takes a different turn when sake is served. Find out what the women Anko Kurenai Shizune think of the men of Konoha! R for suggestive language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Complete
Sasuke's Bed Sheets by viviannnnn reviews
Naruto and Kakashi betting bra sizes? A drunken Sakura and a perverted Sasuke? Can it get any worse? Cowritten with Cuito.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 128 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Complete
Hebi no Tsubaki by The Ambitious Blank reviews
The Serpent's Camellia" - Orochimaru discovers that mindless devotion can be a dangerous tool... (Kimimaro x Orochimaru, death)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/4/2005
Avenger by Hana J reviews
Itachi was going on ninety-eight and Sasuke was still trying to kill him...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/5/2005
Art Imitating Life by Wicked Innuendo reviews
JIRAIYA admits his attraction to TSUNADE and his dislike for DAN, while using his artwork to channel his frustration. JIRTSU, DANTSU, angstfluff ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Complete
The Big Swings by bellpickle reviews
His little brother learns to talk and Itachi decides he needs earplugs, especially on the morning the two of them go to the park.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2004
Gaara's Clues by sand-nin-gurl reviews
Kankurou makes a bet with Gaara that if he watchs a certain kids' show, Kankurou will get him coffee. Note to self: always make sure you hold up your end of the bargain when it comes to Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/30/2004
The Princess and the Pig by solderini reviews
A little story about how Tsunade acquired her honorable pet pig. Warnings: shoujoai TsunadeShizune, excessive WAFF.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Shizune, Tsunade S. - Complete
Laughing Through Tears by Sunfreak reviews
Dan and Tsunade and the end of something that never truly began.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2004
A Thousand Cups of Wine by Sunfreak reviews
Freaks and geeks and the sennin, but before they really were. It's called "friendship," guys, and even they had it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/27/2004
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Shigure’s Secret Homosexual Bondage Dungeon by Evil Asian Genius reviews
Every house has its secrets…
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,331 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/27/2003 - Shigure S.
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Non-Functionality reviews
EDI struggles with the realization that those around her may not be as resilient as she and that maybe she isn't either. [Set during Citadel DLC] [Smut]
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Joker, EDI - Complete
How High's the Water, EDI? reviews
She said it was two-feet high, but maybe it wouldn't rise much more. If it did, she'd share the door with him.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Joker, EDI - Complete
Yael reviews
[D/S][One-shot][Shego-centric] She would be fierce, elegant, like those who came before her.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Shego, Drakken - Complete
If This Is Shego reviews
Sometimes life throws curve balls we aren't necessarily ready for. And sometimes it throws several at once. Takes place after Graduation
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Drakken, Shego - Complete
Of Pickles and Ice Cream reviews
[TsuJir] Surprise for the Sannin! When you're 20 years old, a lot can happen. Especially when you're an temperamental blonde and the whitehaired lecher. I wonder what this surprise will do to this couple. [R&R]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S.
Take Me Back reviews
[Oneshot][TsuJir][Fluff] Tsunade reminisces about old times
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
If We Were Thirty Years Younger reviews
[Oneshot][TsuJir][Tsu POV] Sometimes you wonder what could've been, and sometimes in the future one person can bring two people together like they're supposed to be.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
Payback reviews
[oneshot] Tsunade's sweet revenge. It's very short and it's randomness
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Orochimaru, Tsunade S. - Complete
Strawberries For My Hime reviews
[Oneshot.] It's Tsunade's birthday and Jiraiya gives her one of her favorite gifts and maybe something else aswell. TsuJir
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
