SomeKindofIdiothide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Jhonen Vasquez, and Pirates of the Caribbean. Name// M.A.K. Listening// The Cab - That 70's Song Currently// I'm very busy and hardly write, but when I do I try to make it the best I can. Which is why I'm none too prolific. I've also got way too many fandoms. I tend to write teensy little snippets of what could become long interesting stories if given a push. I'd love it if you gave me that push. Finished Work// Pirates of the Caribbean Twitterpated - An explanation of some utterly irrational behavior. JTHM Trailers - Not planning anything more for this. Might add more if I think of something good. HNB For The Masses - There should never be more HNB. Ever. Works in Progress// Nothing! My compute baaleeted several unimportant stories which were unlikely to be finished anyway. Feel free to provide me with inspiring materials guys! |
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Vargas by Zarla reviews
What if Johnny had not killed Edgar? How much of a difference does one person make?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 355,192 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Edgar V., Johnny C.
Hope Springs Eternal: A Subterranean Romance by Quantum Witch reviews
(1999) Disney's "Hercules" sequel - In which Hades' kingdom is in danger, an immortal witch wants control, the Fates predict a miracle, and Hades falls flaming-head-over-smoking-heels in love. The usual stuff of myth. [SEE PROFILE PAGE FOR LINK TO ILLUSTRATED VERSION]
Hercules - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,319 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/2/2019 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hades - Complete
Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,325 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
The Sultan's Adventure by couscous781 reviews
The Sultan Tries to Make A Friend
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Sultan, Jafar
Here's Hoping For The Worst by V the Happy Lurker reviews
Poor Squee. Just when it seems like he's finally free to become yet another emo teen, Fate decides to make him it's plaything. Throw in a tentacle monster, Johnny's Karamic Crusade, and recurring camos of a certain girl for yet another miserable V fanfic.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,273 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Squee
Sanctuary by Jack Hawksmoor reviews
Something is hunting Sarah and Jareth, and they need to stick together if they want to survive. J/S
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,468 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Herself by The Illegible reviews
Selina is not like Rachel. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
An Agreement's Small Print by Lisa Jane reviews
When Jasmine accepts Jafar's proposal in order to save Aladdin, neither had considered the small details that need to be ironed out, or had even expected them to occur... COMPLETE
Aladdin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 71,861 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Jasmine, Jafar - Complete
Inevitable by Fyrefly reviews
In every possible universe, Blair Roche dies." One-shot prosetry, WK/BR. AU…ish. It may sound foolish or trite, but I promise it’s clever. I think.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,742 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Antic Dispositions by The Smiling Shadow reviews
It was Hamlet who put on an "antic disposition" to fool the evil king that he was mad. The former Doctors of Arkham Asylum, Crane and Quinzel, put on their own antic dispositions trying to fool themselves. They come together to free each other.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,917 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008
And Keep Your Enemies Closer by Crazed Fuzzle reviews
She'd known he was alive. He would have been an imbecile not to know she was. Still, both of them were rather surprised to see each other. And as the old saying goes, keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Synlet
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,826 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
Separation by Apprentice08 reviews
One-shot for now. Batman is making his rounds and he runs upon Harley and Mister J. having a talk, but it isn't until Poison Ivy shows up that Batman sees a side of Joker he has never seen before.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
The Joker Also Sleeps by Miffles reviews
A tale of the Joker and Dr. Crane. Obviously, Nolanverse. Post-TDK. M for violence explicit and non , suggested adult themes, and occasional coarse language.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,800 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
Chemical Lingo by Heavenmetal reviews
*EDITED* PM me if you like the original version better. "I said my compound would take you places. I never said they'd be places you wanted to go." Crane, pre-Dark Knight
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2008 - J. Crane - Complete
In the Place of Miracles by Highway Girl reviews
HoND story: Persephone Martin is a spoiled brat on the run from her fiancee and her family. Clopin Trouillefou is the eccentric gypsy king offering to help her. Title from the deleted song.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,164 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 9/5/2005
The Lady and the Knight by Jack Hawksmoor reviews
Sarah's made a great life for herself, but Jareth has a problem. Will Sarah help him? What will it cost her if she does? J/S *Tiny Shirtless Jareth included*
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,312 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
A change is as good as a vacation by xt1me reviews
A day in the life of Jack Ryder. The Creeper. Only appears in one episode but I liked the character.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
The Nightmare After Christmas by Sydney Raxceni Daimao reviews
Molly, Dr. Finkelstein's daughter, finds herself in an odd sort of friendship with the suposedly dead Oogie Boogie. But how long will friendship with the Boogie man last? Especially when he claims HE was the victim of last year's Christmas fiasco! R&R!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,484 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 1/10/2006
The Hearts of Worlds by StarCommCowgirl reviews
A normal girl with a normal life meets a not so normal character who gives her an oppertunity to enter a world she's only dreamed of. But is she truly fit to serve the forces of evil and will circumstances change her destiny?
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,548 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 9/12/2004
In Name Only by mjrahabim reviews
When the eldest Hyuga clan daughter is offered up for marriage, Jiraiya sees a way to cure his writer's block. His plan to blossom a romance between Naruto and Hinata for material starts to backfire however. Crack pairing. Set when Hinata is older.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,115 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Jiraiya, Hinata H.
Death Eaters Are Sheep by Mizaya reviews
or Damn, Voldemort Looks Good in a Suit!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
The Many Faces of Mary Sue by psychotic kitten reviews
My unofficial guide to PotC Mary Suedom. Sit back and relax as I pick apart and explain the many faces of Mary Sue, her predicable tendencies, plot clichés, canon corruptions, and general overall hideousness...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,667 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 7/11/2005
Arkham Ate My Brain by Twinings reviews
There are certain things you come to expect in Gotham. This, however, is not one of them.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,307 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006 - J. Crane/Scarecrow
Now Is The Winter Of Our Discontent by BiteMeTechie reviews
An ice age has descended upon Gotham City, leaving the two most unlikely people in the world to huddle together for warmth...and hating every second of it.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/12/2006 - The Joker, Poison Ivy - Complete
Scarecrow ReAnimated by Twinings reviews
The Scarecrow is now a patient in the hospital that once was his. As if that wasn't bad enough, the new patient down the hall won't stop ranting about the walking dead. Can Arkham Asylum possibly survive a meeting between Jonathan Crane and Herbert West
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/22/2006
Journal of The BatGirl by I-am-The-Mathgoth reviews
Hailey returns as the Neighbor from 779, journaling her account with Nny in the second part to my series. Last Chapter of part 2 is Up, along with some fun extras. Like a DVD bonus feature, only not.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,181 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Johnny C.
On Electric Girls, And Worn Down Toys by Muffytaj reviews
[Jafar x Jasmine] In the royal court power games are nothing new, but Jafar finds an edge to Jasmine that is both annoying, and alluring.
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
Letters from Fangirls by the Raven of Roses reviews
this bit of humor is a small collection er, soon2b collection of likely weird letters jhonen might get from fangirls. or fanboys. anyway, its meant to be unsettling, scary, and above all, amusing. have fun.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005
Falsifiability by Betryal reviews
These are one shots of Dib trying to prove the paranormal, while weeding out the false. Join Dib in his miniquests. Other characters will be involved in this.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,129 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Dib
Xenophilia by Betryal reviews
She had a fascination that led her to a strange obsession. His Pak was malfunctioning leading him to a lost side of his race. Each sensation slowly brought them together. ZAGR xFirst in Xenoseriesx
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,022 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Parallel by RK Ryune reviews
Dib should have learned his lesson on Halloween: that playing with the Multiverse is BAD. But since opening the Dimension Scope again, several OTHER universes have been colliding with his own, causing some unexpected results.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,260 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Complete
Convalescence by Zarla reviews
Edgar goes to a mental hospital. Very strange things happen. Weird slash at points
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 36,312 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Edgar V., Johnny C. - Complete
A Diamond In The Rough by G-girls reviews
Jafar is in hell. Or...he was, until Jasmine and Aladdin's daughter accidentally brings him back to life and thus triggers events that none of them could even dream of. Reviews are appreciated!
Aladdin - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,046 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 10/3/2005
A WORD BETWEEN FRIENDS by jenthegypsy reviews
“The ladies want me. They’ve always wanted me. An’ I’ve been only too happy to oblige....FOLLOW UP TO CONTEMPLATION.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2005
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Twitterpated reviews
Captain Jack explains the facts of life to a curious audience.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B. - Complete
Something is Wrong reviews
The thrilling story of a world in turmoil, and the daring hero who rises from the ashes of... Oh, wait, that can't be right. I'm sorry, but this comic seems to have been hijacked. Please hang up and leave us alone.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,550 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Johnny C.
Trailers for the Obsessed reviews
Lack of oxygen to the brain may cause severe neural damage. Do not attempt to remove packaging before activation of product.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Devi D., Mr. Spooky - Complete
Happy Noodle Boy for the Masses reviews
Something completely unrelated to anything. It's Happy Noodle Boy for the Masses.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Happy Noodle Boy - Complete
